[AlexanderofZion]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

Does anyone know were I can find a New Testament in Hebrew?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

Does anyone know were I can find a New Testament in Hebrew?

I don't.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

Does anyone know were I can find a New Testament in Hebrew?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=new+testament+in+hebrew

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

Every law G-d gave us has logic to it.

Let's consult a Jewish source.

http://www.chabad.org/parshah/article_cdo/aid/2797/jewish/The-Logic-of-the-Mitzvot.htm

The chukkim are those mitzvot, such as the dietary laws or the laws of family purity, which we accept as divine decrees, despite their incomprehensibility and -- in the most extreme of chukkim -- their irrationality.

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G-d created the human mind and the logic by which it operates. Obviously, then, it would be nothing less than ridiculous to assume that G-d desires something because it is logical. Rather, the reverse is true: something is logical because G-d desires it.

So saying that every law that your deity gives you has logic to it is an exercise in circular reasoning. Your deity wants whatever he wants, and that's that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

Does anyone know were I can find a New Testament in Hebrew?

I have a case or two of them that I use to start my regular Sunday after-church pig barbeques.

[AlexanderofZion]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

I have a case or two of them that I use to start my regular Sunday after-church pig barbeques.

And why would you burn G-d's word? Regardless of the language it is in? Especially since Hebrew was the language of the Prophets.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And why would you burn G-d's word? Regardless of the language it is in? Especially since Hebrew was the language of the Prophets.

God's Holy Word is the King James 1611 Authorized Bible. I would never burn that!

I don't know what false joo-god you people worship these days, but I know it isn't Jesus.

[AlexanderofZion]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

God's Holy Word is the King James 1611 Authorized Bible. I would never burn that!

I don't know what false joo-god you people worship these days, but I know it isn't Jesus.

So are you saying the original writings of the prophets are not really G-d's word? You are right. We don't worship Jesus, we worship the G-d of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob (YWH). I'm trying to learn about Jesus and you are not helping at all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

So are you saying the original writings of the prophets are not really G-d's word? You are right. We don't worship Jesus, we worship the G-d of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob (YWH).

So you kikes worship some alphabet soup guy now?

I'm trying to learn about Jesus and you are not helping at all.

Well what's stopping you, Herschel? Read the KJV from cover-to-cover and do it now! It's the LITERAL Word of God, written in His favorite language: AMERICAN!

[AlexanderofZion]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

So you kikes worship some alphabet soup guy now?





Well what's stopping you, Herschel? Read the KJV from cover-to-cover and do it now! It's the LITERAL Word of God, written in His favorite language: AMERICAN!

No we worship the G-d of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

Secondly, why that specific version? It was published in Old English.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

No we worship the G-d of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

Secondly, why that specific version? It was published in Old English.

Source?

[AlexanderofZion]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

Source?

http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/King-James-Bible-English/

There you go.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/...Bible-English/

There you go.

Aaaaand, here you go:

The King James Bible (1611 version) IS NOT in Middle English.

From Wickedpedia: "Middle English describes dialects of English in the history of the English language between the High and Late Middle Ages, or roughly during the three centuries between the late 12th and the late 15th century....The language of England as used after 1470 and up to 1650 is known as Early Modern English."

To illustrate the differences, let's look at a passage from the Bible, first from Wycliffe's 1384 (Middle English), then the KJV1611 (Early Modern English), and finally in Modern English using the Standard King James Version (Pure Cambridge):

Luke 8:1-3 "1 And it was don aftirward, and Jhesu made iorney by citees and castelis, prechinge and euangelysinge þe rewme of God,
2 and twelue wiþ him; and summe wymmen þat weren heelid of wickide spiritis and syknessis, Marie, þat is clepid Mawdeleyn, of whom seuene deuelis wenten
3 out, and Jone, þe wyf of Chuse, procuratour of Eroude, and Susanne, and manye oþere, whiche mynystriden to him of her riches."

Luke 8:1-3 "1 And it came to passe afterward, þt he went throughout euery citie and village preaching, and shewing the glad tidings of the kingdome of God: and the twelue were with him,
2 And certaine women which had bene healed of euill spirits and infirmities, Mary called Magdalene out of whom went seuen deuils,
3 And Ioanna the wife of Chuza, Herods steward, and Susanna, and many others which ministred vnto him of their substance."

Luke 8:1-3 "1 And it came to pass afterward, that he went throughout every city and village, preaching and shewing the glad tidings of the kingdom of God: and the twelve were with him,
2 And certain women, which had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities, Mary called Magdalene, out of whom went seven devils,
3 And Joanna the wife of Chuza Herod's steward, and Susanna, and many others, which ministered unto him of their substance."

As you can see the difference between the 1611 and modern versions amount to a few spelling changes, whereas the actual Middle English of the Wycliffe Bible is incomprehensible gobbledygook to most readers nowadays.

Hope this was informative.

references: Wycliffe 1384: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English
KJV 1611: http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/...apter=8&verse=
KJV Standard (Pure Cambridge): http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/...apter=8&verse=

I wrote that in response to someone claiming the KJV was written in Middle English. If it had been written in Old English (like you claim), maybe one or two people here (besides myself) would be able to make any sense of it at all.

[AlexanderofZion]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

Aaaaand, here you go:



I wrote that in response to someone claiming the KJV was written in Middle English. If it had been written in Old English (like you claim), maybe one or two people here (besides myself) would be able to make any sense of it at all.

I'm going to trust the organization which published it, and still prints it, over Wikipedia.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am a Jew.

I'm going to trust the organization which published it, and still prints it, over Wikipedia.

Look joo-boy; You can buy a KJV Bible in any language you like. Just because they are printed in gook doesn't mean God has slanty eyes and eats rice all day long, does it?

Back when God wrote the KJV Bible, He wanted to make sure it was ready for His soon-to-be favorite country (AMERICA!). He anticipated us! That's why He saw to it that His Holy Word was written in the precuser to American. Read all about it HERE.