You sad, sad heathens

[Godfly]

Re: You sad, sad heathens

I have joined this website to warn you of your wrongful ways. The Flying Spaghetti Monster created us (not in His image of course, that's unethical). He doesn't really care if you aren't a Pastafarian or not. You just don't receive the gift of heaven (which has a stripper factory and beer volcano).

You can find more about Pastafarianism from our official site *** link to child pornography deleted ***
May you be touched by His noodley appendage.

We don't really have time to deal with a group of athiests who just make up their own religion. You may think this pasta thing is the height of satire but it is just crude and offensive. I don't see how anyone could make fun of people's cherished beliefs the way you do.

[Pasta Pete]

Re: You sad, sad heathens

Are you serious? Do you really expect anyone to give any credence to an idea of a made fantasy being that there is no evidence for?

I will pray for you.

YIC

There is evidence for the FSM all over. You just have to open your eyes and heart. The FSM is ready to accept you as his follower.

Exhibit A: This crop circle.

How does this not prove the FSM? He obviously made this as a sign of His existence.

Exhibit B: The FSM has been worshiped, maybe even spotted, way before we were born. Therefore, the FSM must exist.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: You sad, sad heathens

I have joined this website to warn you of your wrongful ways. The Flying Spaghetti Monster created us (not in His image of course, that's unethical). He doesn't really care if you aren't a Pastafarian or not. You just don't receive the gift of heaven (which has a stripper factory and beer volcano).

You can find more about Pastafarianism from our official site *** link to child pornography deleted ***

May you be touched by His noodley appendage.

Are you serious? Do you really expect anyone to give any credence to an idea of a made fantasy being that there is no evidence for?

I will pray for you.

YIC

[Pasta Pete]

I have joined this website to warn you of your wrongful ways. The Flying Spaghetti Monster created us (not in His image of course, that's unethical). He doesn't really care if you aren't a Pastafarian or not. You just don't receive the gift of heaven (which has a stripper factory and beer volcano).

You can find more about Pastafarianism from our official site *** link to child pornography deleted ***

May you be touched by His noodley appendage.