Hello I am John Kurn!

[Nobar King]

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We would like more children, but I have had some trouble with getting an erection .

Are you really having trouble getting an erection, or is your wife just not responsive between three and six a.m.?

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

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Who said anything about lust? Don't put words in my mouth, friend.



(Proverbs 14:5) "A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies."

YiC,

Zech

Oh Sir, I didn't mean it like that I thought you were testing me! How is one supposed to get an erection without lust though? I thought it was a test my apologies Sir!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Who said anything about lust? Don't put words in my mouth, friend.



(Proverbs 14:5) "A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies."

YiC,

Zech

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

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Hi John! So what's the deal with your defective tallywhacker? Is your wife repulsive? Have you tried prayer?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Ahh this is very hard to talk about Sir, but The Lord is telling me I must. You see I just can't get it up like I used to when I was young. Why would it matter if my wife was repulsive I don't look at her with lust anyways. Matthew 5:28 Exodus 20:14. I have tried praying, but it isn't working .

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hi John! So what's the deal with your defective tallywhacker? Is your wife repulsive? Have you tried prayer?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

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Why all the bitterness and hate, friend? The LORD promises you longsuffering should you choose to accept the gift of the Holy Spirit. (Galatians 5:22)

Sorry if I came off to be hateful Mrs.Etheldreda I apologize for it. Like I said I don't hate ALL blacks, but the street thug gangsters i hate them, because they MOCK GOD Psalm 14:1 . Let me give you an example! I see a black man on the side of the road, and he strikes up a conversation with me. I talk to him, and I am polite, and I ask him if he has accepted Jesus Christ as Lord, and Savior. He says yes. I accept him as a friend. He says no he is a gangbanger. I hate him.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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P.S I am a member of the KKK. I Don't hate all negros, but the ones who refuse to change I despise with every fiber of my being, but there are some negros who are willing to change.

Why all the bitterness and hate, friend? The LORD promises you longsuffering should you choose to accept the gift of the Holy Spirit. (Galatians 5:22)

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

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P.S I am a member of the KKK. I Don't hate all negros, but the ones who refuse to change I despise with every fiber of my being, but there are some negros who are willing to change.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Mr. Kurn, welcome to our friendly forums!

[John Kurn (Recalcitrant)]

I am John Kurn. I am 52 years old, and married. My wife has given me 3 sons, and 1 girl. We would like more children, but I have had some trouble with getting an erection . I attend Woodside Baptist Church, and my favorite Bible verse is Matthew 10:34, because I hate them granola hippies smoking their pot. I found Jesus when I was 13 years old, and The Good Lord saved my life. I was in a car accident, and I should've died, but I knew right then, and there Jesus had saved me. So I picked up a KJV, and went on down to the closest Baptist Church, and became a Christian. I hope you let me stay for a while it would be such an honor!