Hello, dears.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello, dears.

I've got avatars turned off just now - due to the revolting persona: America Man (I think) - he may well be of The Elect, who can tell - but at this stage I defer to The Pastors’ judgement.

Thank you for posting.


EDIT .. .. loox like he's updated the satan something else now? We see, our bowels move, we identify His Own.

Jeremiah 4:19

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello, dears.

Hello dear! So nice to see you here!

Thank you, dear.

Welcome Mrs. Peters! I doubt you remember me (you were a tad ill after drinking a lot of that old cider) though I certainly remember you. You look just like you did that summer day in '82.

That's very kind of you to say, Brother Hutchins. Yes, of course I remember you, and I'm dreadfully sorry that I was feeling rather delicate and unwell at the time.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, dears.

Welcome Mrs. Peters! I doubt you remember me (you were a tad ill after drinking a lot of that old cider) though I certainly remember you. You look just like you did that summer day in '82.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, dears.

Hello dear! So nice to see you here!

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello, dears.

Hello, Mrs. Peters.

All these years sitting in the same pew row and we are finally seeing you on Issac's forum.

Please don't tell Amy that you are participating in our global internet outreach ministry. She may get jealous and want me to buy her a computer next.

I certainly won't get in the way of your headship.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Pastor Peters often brags about your sausage and biscuits.

Make yourself at home. By which I mean cower in the corner and speak when spoken to.

Yes, Pastor.

Hey there Mrs. Peters, I never did get a chance to thank you for that lovely slice of your pie that your husband said I could help myself to the last time I was over at your place. You were passed out at the time, apparently due to a hard day's work of doing chores.

Anyway, thanks. It was Heavenly!

I am dreadfully sorry that I couldn't entertain you properly. You are always welcome in our Christian home, and you may have all the pie you like.

Hey Mrs. Peters! You should get your husband to help you upload a picture of yourself.

YiC,

Zech

Done.

Welcome, Mrs Peters. I'm probably one of the few people here who don't know you personally. To get to know a Christian woman, a man need only know two things about her: who her husband is and how many children she has. I know the former but not the latter. For the benefit of us who don't know you, could you please tell us how many soldiers for Christ and helpmeets you have born?

The Lord has used me to bless my husband with two fine children, a boy and a girl. The boy, Isaac Jr., has a successful real-estate practice ("Helping you find the right address for your sort of people since 2007"). The girl, Nevrita, is married to Freehold's finest interior designer, Richard Johnson.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Hello, dears.

Welcome, Mrs Peters. I'm probably one of the few people here who don't know you personally. To get to know a Christian woman, a man need only know two things about her: who her husband is and how many children she has. I know the former but not the latter. For the benefit of us who don't know you, could you please tell us how many soldiers for Christ and helpmeets you have born?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, dears.

Hey Mrs. Peters! You should get your husband to help you upload a picture of yourself.

YiC,

Zech

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello, dears.

Hey there Mrs. Peters, I never did get a chance to thank you for that lovely slice of your pie that your husband said I could help myself to the last time I was over at your place. You were passed out at the time, apparently due to a hard day's work of doing chores.

Anyway, thanks. It was Heavenly!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, dears.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Pastor Peters often brags about your sausage and biscuits.

Make yourself at home. By which I mean cower in the corner and speak when spoken to.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello, dears.

Welcome! I hope once I get married, my husband will permit me to keep doing God's work on His favorite forum!

Dearest Felicity,

You could be sure of that if we were betrothed!

Your ardent suitor in Christ,

Matthew

EDIT: And welcome, Mrs. Isaac Peters, your husband is a fine man.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, dears.

Hello, Mrs. Peters.

All these years sitting in the same pew row and we are finally seeing you on Issac's forum.

Please don't tell Amy that you are participating in our global internet outreach ministry. She may get jealous and want me to buy her a computer next.

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello, dears.

I am glad you are not a catholic person any more. I always thought that catholics were Christians but there is a thread here that explains why they are not and it is written by Pastor Ezekiel.

Thank you, and I'm glad I'm no longer a catlicker, too. When I first started having my doubts about catlicking, I would ask my husband things like why it's okay to call priests "Father" when Matthew 23:9 says otherwise and how Mary could be a mediator when 1 Timothy 2:5 says that only Jesus is the mediator. At first he found me dreadfully annoying, but now that we're Bible-believing Baptists, I no longer have to ask such things because we no longer believe in the made-up mumbo-jumbo of Rome.

Welcome! I hope once I get married, my husband will permit me to keep doing God's work on His favorite forum!

Thank you, dear.

[Felicity]

Re: Hello, dears.

Welcome! I hope once I get married, my husband will permit me to keep doing God's work on His favorite forum!

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hello, dears.

Hello Mrs. Isaac Peters. I am glad you are not a catholic person any more. I always thought that catholics were Christians but there is a thread here that explains why they are not and it is written by Pastor Ezekiel. There is a catholic woman that lives down the street and when I told her she is not a Christian she asked where I heard that from and I told her Pastor Ezekiel and she said she had never heard of him.

I don't think she has the internet. She smells like lilacs.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

I'm sure that many of you are at least acquainted with me, but in order to do all things decently and in order, I will post an introduction. At the outset, yes, of course I have my husband's permission to be here. After I had asked him a few times how I could better serve as a help meet for him, in particular in his online ministry, he bought me this lovely i7 laptop for Christmas.

Now, to answer the questions: I go to Landover Baptist Church (of course). I have many favorite Bible passages, but one that particularly speaks to me is in my signature. As for how I came to find Jesus, as some of you know, we were originally damnable catlickers (and liberals to boot) until we studied God's Word and realized how little overlap there is between what the Unholy See says and what God says.