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    Hello, dears.

    I'm sure that many of you are at least acquainted with me, but in order to do all things decently and in order, I will post an introduction. At the outset, yes, of course I have my husband's permission to be here. After I had asked him a few times how I could better serve as a help meet for him, in particular in his online ministry, he bought me this lovely i7 laptop for Christmas.

    Now, to answer the questions: I go to Landover Baptist Church (of course). I have many favorite Bible passages, but one that particularly speaks to me is in my signature. As for how I came to find Jesus, as some of you know, we were originally damnable catlickers (and liberals to boot) until we studied God's Word and realized how little overlap there is between what the Unholy See says and what God says.
    1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello, dears.

    Hello Mrs. Isaac Peters. I am glad you are not a catholic person any more. I always thought that catholics were Christians but there is a thread here that explains why they are not and it is written by Pastor Ezekiel. There is a catholic woman that lives down the street and when I told her she is not a Christian she asked where I heard that from and I told her Pastor Ezekiel and she said she had never heard of him.

    I don't think she has the internet. She smells like lilacs.

    Thank you.

    Rusty
    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello, dears.

      Welcome! I hope once I get married, my husband will permit me to keep doing God's work on His favorite forum!
      I Jesus!

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      • #4
        Re: Hello, dears.

        Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
        I am glad you are not a catholic person any more. I always thought that catholics were Christians but there is a thread here that explains why they are not and it is written by Pastor Ezekiel.
        Thank you, and I'm glad I'm no longer a catlicker, too. When I first started having my doubts about catlicking, I would ask my husband things like why it's okay to call priests "Father" when Matthew 23:9 says otherwise and how Mary could be a mediator when 1 Timothy 2:5 says that only Jesus is the mediator. At first he found me dreadfully annoying, but now that we're Bible-believing Baptists, I no longer have to ask such things because we no longer believe in the made-up mumbo-jumbo of Rome.

        Originally posted by Felicity View Post
        Welcome! I hope once I get married, my husband will permit me to keep doing God's work on His favorite forum!
        Thank you, dear.
        1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello, dears.

          Hello, Mrs. Peters.

          All these years sitting in the same pew row and we are finally seeing you on Issac's forum.

          Please don't tell Amy that you are participating in our global internet outreach ministry. She may get jealous and want me to buy her a computer next.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • #6
            Re: Hello, dears.

            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
            Welcome! I hope once I get married, my husband will permit me to keep doing God's work on His favorite forum!
            Dearest Felicity,

            You could be sure of that if we were betrothed!

            Your ardent suitor in Christ,

            Matthew

            EDIT: And welcome, Mrs. Isaac Peters, your husband is a fine man.
            Last edited by Matthew Hopkins; 12-30-2012, 03:30 AM. Reason: Almost forgot...

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            • #7
              Re: Hello, dears.

              Welcome to God's favorite forum. Pastor Peters often brags about your sausage and biscuits.

              Make yourself at home. By which I mean cower in the corner and speak when spoken to.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello, dears.

                Hey there Mrs. Peters, I never did get a chance to thank you for that lovely slice of your pie that your husband said I could help myself to the last time I was over at your place. You were passed out at the time, apparently due to a hard day's work of doing chores.

                Anyway, thanks. It was Heavenly!

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello, dears.

                  Hey Mrs. Peters! You should get your husband to help you upload a picture of yourself.

                  YiC,

                  Zech
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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello, dears.


                    Welcome, Mrs Peters. I'm probably one of the few people here who don't know you personally. To get to know a Christian woman, a man need only know two things about her: who her husband is and how many children she has. I know the former but not the latter. For the benefit of us who don't know you, could you please tell us how many soldiers for Christ and helpmeets you have born?
                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello, dears.

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      Hello, Mrs. Peters.

                      All these years sitting in the same pew row and we are finally seeing you on Issac's forum.

                      Please don't tell Amy that you are participating in our global internet outreach ministry. She may get jealous and want me to buy her a computer next.
                      I certainly won't get in the way of your headship.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Pastor Peters often brags about your sausage and biscuits.

                      Make yourself at home. By which I mean cower in the corner and speak when spoken to.
                      Yes, Pastor.

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Hey there Mrs. Peters, I never did get a chance to thank you for that lovely slice of your pie that your husband said I could help myself to the last time I was over at your place. You were passed out at the time, apparently due to a hard day's work of doing chores.

                      Anyway, thanks. It was Heavenly!

                      I am dreadfully sorry that I couldn't entertain you properly. You are always welcome in our Christian home, and you may have all the pie you like.

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Hey Mrs. Peters! You should get your husband to help you upload a picture of yourself.

                      YiC,

                      Zech
                      Done.

                      Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post

                      Welcome, Mrs Peters. I'm probably one of the few people here who don't know you personally. To get to know a Christian woman, a man need only know two things about her: who her husband is and how many children she has. I know the former but not the latter. For the benefit of us who don't know you, could you please tell us how many soldiers for Christ and helpmeets you have born?
                      The Lord has used me to bless my husband with two fine children, a boy and a girl. The boy, Isaac Jr., has a successful real-estate practice ("Helping you find the right address for your sort of people since 2007"). The girl, Nevrita, is married to Freehold's finest interior designer, Richard Johnson.
                      1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello, dears.

                        Hello dear! So nice to see you here!
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello, dears.

                          Welcome Mrs. Peters! I doubt you remember me (you were a tad ill after drinking a lot of that old cider) though I certainly remember you. You look just like you did that summer day in '82.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello, dears.

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Hello dear! So nice to see you here!
                            Thank you, dear.

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Welcome Mrs. Peters! I doubt you remember me (you were a tad ill after drinking a lot of that old cider) though I certainly remember you. You look just like you did that summer day in '82.
                            That's very kind of you to say, Brother Hutchins. Yes, of course I remember you, and I'm dreadfully sorry that I was feeling rather delicate and unwell at the time.
                            1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello, dears.

                              I've got avatars turned off just now - due to the revolting persona: America Man (I think) - he may well be of The Elect, who can tell - but at this stage I defer to The Pastors’ judgement.

                              Thank you for posting.


                              EDIT .. .. loox like he's updated the satan something else now? We see, our bowels move, we identify His Own.

                              Jeremiah 4:19

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