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    Hello

    Hello, I am a Catholic, you can call me by my user name, and I've always found joy in learning about other people's beliefs. As, a Catholic, it is my duty to help people understand what the Catholic church really is, so if you have any questions that you want answered by an actual member of the Catholic church, feel free to ask.
    So, what do Baptists believe?
    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9
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  • #2
    Re: Hello

    That was not an introduction.

    Please try and be civilized. Tell us your name, age, hometown, etc. What does your daddy do for a living? How many times have you been sodomized by your neighborhood priests? Why have you chosen to worship Mary and the pope (antichrist)?

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by subject97 View Post
      Hello, I am a Catholic, you can call me by my user name, and I've always found joy in learning about other people's beliefs. As, a Catholic, it is my duty to help people understand what the Catholic church really is, so if you have any questions that you want answered by an actual member of the Catholic church, feel free to ask.
      Hello subject97, and welcome to our friendly forums! I used to be an actual member of the cathlic cult as well! Why, at one time I thought of becoming a nun, but the good LORD saved me before I made any such horrible mistake. Now I am Born Again, a New Creature in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17). I would like to encourage you to do the same thing. Honor your LORD by being faithful to Him.



      Originally posted by subject97 View Post
      So, what do Baptists believe?
      All the LORD told us to believe, as found in the Holy Bible (KJV). Nothing more, nothing less.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Friend, we actually follow Gods inerrant Word and not some 90 year old mortal pervert based in a private country.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by subject97 View Post
          Hello, I am a Catholic, you can call me by my user name, and I've always found joy in learning about other people's beliefs. As, a Catholic, it is my duty to help people understand what the Catholic church really is, so if you have any questions that you want answered by an actual member of the Catholic church, feel free to ask.
          So, what do Baptists believe?
          Missy, why have you chosen to begin the New Year spewing hatred and bile? It's not too late to turn it around, you know. It's never too late - unless you blaspheme against the Holy Spirit (Mark 3:29). Don't do that, OK?

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