[Miss Tanith]

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Good evening all! I'm sorry to bother you, but my father and I (after some persuasion on my part) have found what we consider to be a suitable partner.

His name is Matthew Richardson, and he prints KJV Bibles.

He likes to shoot deer on a Saturday and attends a church in Central London on a Sunday.

I told him about this site and he thinks it is a brilliant thing to have and represents truly all of his beliefs, and is considering purchasing a computer just so he can sign up.

He has never actually heard of Freehold, Iowa, but he would love to visit with your permission!

I hope to find out if you all think he is a suitable match, after all I am new here and my father is an atheist so we aren't sure. Before my father has me betrothed, I'd like to find out what you all think.

Tanith

[Mary Magdalene]

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hi dear tanith. Hope God bless you even you are a vegetarian, due your ignorance off his will.

I dont eat meat either, because i cant afford (after all i am portuguese) it and praised the lord both my sons eat like lions. love them so much. So i have to eat all the bread and vegetables. But i dont mind even im very week on my body, i tried to grew in my spirit strenght.

God bless you all.

[Miss Tanith]

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A region associated with the Wordsworth cult, incest and opium eaters.

Some of this is almost poetic.

'Tis true, I am surrounded by godless heathens and whores.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Indeed I am not from Carlisle. I am from the Lake District of Cumbria.

A region associated with the Wordsworth cult, incest and opium eaters.

Some of this is almost poetic.

[Miss Tanith]

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Hi Tanith!

Are you by any chance from Carlisle? I've heard about that dreaded place. Nothing but Godless hooligans on every corner. Supposedly, "Currock" is one of the most God hating areas of that wretched town. Watch out for the chavs!

May God watch over you until you manage to emigrate to America.

Indeed I am not from Carlisle. I am from the Lake District of Cumbria.

[Walter Harris]

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Hi Tanith!

Are you by any chance from Carlisle? I've heard about that dreaded place. Nothing but Godless hooligans on every corner. Supposedly, "Currock" is one of the most God hating areas of that wretched town. Watch out for the chavs!

May God watch over you until you manage to emigrate to America.

[Miss Tanith]

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Perhaps there are more green room tripping hazards for musicians than for actors. If your current owner is an atheist how will he find a suitable husband to buy you? I know there are some Christian men on your heathen island because they post here and have been vetted by The Pastors, but the types of insane maniacs hanging around entertainment venues, especially in England, are most unsuited to wedlock if, indeed, they even understand the concept.

My father comes to work with me, he watches from the wings. I only ever play pre 1900 women so that there is no innapropriate body showing. I know, I'm going to struggle with marriage, although I'm hoping to move to America within the year because my parents have asked me to leave. Do you think that's okay? My father doesn't want me, does that mean I can leave?

[James Hutchins]

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I like checkers and corn. Sometime I like to have peas. Most of all, I like it when Jesus takes the spare chair and blesses us.

All that other mumbo jumbo just confuses me.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Perhaps there are more green room tripping hazards for musicians than for actors. If your current owner is an atheist how will he find a suitable husband to buy you? I know there are some Christian men on your heathen island because they post here and have been vetted by The Pastors, but the types of insane maniacs hanging around entertainment venues, especially in England, are most unsuited to wedlock if, indeed, they even understand the concept.

[Miss Tanith]

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Oh, it's OK I was just getting my games mixed up.

But deck quoits is normally played without a post due to the tripping hazard associated with boats, as would be the case if Nephew Zebulun was going to an island retreat.

Right. Uh, I don't understand how that is associtaed with acting? I think I'm being stupid again. I asked my father who said he hasn't got a clue, but he is an unsaved atheist.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Please can you explain what I understand? I may be able to comprehend it then, although I'm sure you're rght, because youre my better, and therefore you must be.

Oh, it's OK I was just getting my games mixed up.

But deck quoits is normally played without a post due to the tripping hazard associated with boats, as would be the case if Nephew Zebulun was going to an island retreat.

[Miss Tanith]

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Thank Zebulun for me, I was thinking of Quoits. I hope his retreat goes well, it's great to see a young man growing in the Lord.

If it's an island retreat there may be an opportunity for a "deck" version of the game (which would be preferable under the circumstances, I feel). I am sure Miss Tumultuous knows what I'm talking about especially considering her line of work.

Please can you explain what I understand? I may be able to comprehend it then, although I'm sure you're rght, because youre my better, and therefore you must be.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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Tanith here! I'm not American, I'm British. Hopefully one day I'll have enough money to emigrate to the country

Hello there friend. It would be desirable on your part to indeed move to God's Favorite Country, attend a Godly Church, and to finally have a good dental plan.

Proverbs
25:19 Confidence in an unfaithful man in time of trouble is like a broken tooth, and a foot out of joint.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Nephew Zebulun came round to see about borrowing my snowmobiles for his party of young ladies whom he is taking to a retreat.

I asked him about “quorn” He informs me that it is a substance that is mined by political prisoners in Chile, soaked in lake-water and then drawn out into strands that are knitted together by child-labor before being flavored with burnt grass.

It is apparently edible by the lower orders, dumb cripples who cannot refuse it, patients on Socialized medicine, and those too poor to afford even offal. The FDA have yet to approve it.

Thank Zebulun for me, I was thinking of Quoits. I hope his retreat goes well, it's great to see a young man growing in the Lord.

If it's an island retreat there may be an opportunity for a "deck" version of the game (which would be preferable under the circumstances, I feel). I am sure Miss Tumultuous knows what I'm talking about especially considering her line of work.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Tanith, what is this quorn you speak of? I hope that's not some kind of sinner code word for something nasty.

Nephew Zebulun came round to see about borrowing my snowmobiles for his party of young ladies whom he is taking to a retreat.

I asked him about “quorn” He informs me that it is a substance that is mined by political prisoners in Chile, soaked in lake-water and then drawn out into strands that are knitted together by child-labor before being flavored with burnt grass.

It is apparently edible by the lower orders, dumb cripples who cannot refuse it, patients on Socialized medicine, and those too poor to afford even offal. The FDA have yet to approve it.