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  • #1

    Howdy, neighbours!

    Well, I don't know where to start.

    I was lucky enough to be born to and raised by non-atheist parents. I was educated at a Christian private school, where I developed a fascination with creation science. I was a top student and never failed any tests. At age 18, I attended a Baptist college for two years and received a Bachelors of Religious Education. I then left to study at Patriot University in Dallas, where I was eventually awarded a Ph.D. and Master of Arts in Christian Education. I've been a self-proclaimed Christian scientist ever since I graduated. Patriot University is also where I met my soul mate, Rosie, whom I married just four years later. After many years of hard work, at age 30, I was selected as a pastor at my local church and have now served my role for over two decades.

    I have two sons and one daughter, Philip, Matthew and Mary. Philip is the oldest, Mary is the youngest.

    One of my favourite bible verses of all time is 2 Corinthians 12:9.

    "And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me."
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  • #2
    Re: Howdy, neighbours!

    Originally posted by Walter Harris View Post

    I have two sons and one daughter, Philip, Matthew and Mary. Philip is the oldest, Mary is the youngest
    How old are your sons?
    Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
    17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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    • #3
      Re: Howdy, neighbours!

      Originally posted by Walter Harris View Post
      I was a top student and never failed any tests.
      Wow. Just, wow. You never failed a single test?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Howdy, neighbours!

        Welcome to God's Church friend. Although I'm not sure why anyone would waste any time or money with the foolishness of universities. Myself, I am an accomplished theophysicist, with a focus on homosexual reparitive therapy to save the queers from themselves in my retirement. God does tell us that all we need is His book.

        2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

        In Jesus Christ
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • #5
          Re: Howdy, neighbours!

          Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
          How old are your sons?
          Philip is 16 and Matthew just turned 13 last month.

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Wow. Just, wow. You never failed a single test?
          Never. From an early age, I was fixated on the bible and creation science.

          I've always found it really pretentious how Harvard students tend make out that Uni takes a lot of hard work and effort because I found that Patriot University was a complete breeze.

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          • #6
            Re: Howdy, neighbours!

            You seem like a really smart guy so I want to ask you a complex question: Do you have any suggestions on how to keep my freezer cold, or how to reduce the amount of energy I spend on cooling it?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Howdy, neighbours!

              Originally posted by Walter Harris View Post
              Well, I don't know where to start.

              I was lucky enough *snip*
              Lucky?



              (James 1:17) "Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning."

              I've only read the Bible cover-to-cover about 11 times, and I don't recall "luck" or "lucky" being mentioned at all.

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • #8
                Re: Howdy, neighbours!

                Originally posted by Walter Harris View Post
                Philip is 16 and Matthew just turned 13 last month..
                Are they married? Are they looking to be betrothed?

                I'm just asking because I've been able to provide good little Christian soldiers for a while now but am not yet married so I'm trying to find a suitable husband that my father will let me marry.
                Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                • #9
                  Re: Howdy, neighbours!

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  You seem like a really smart guy so I want to ask you a complex question: Do you have any suggestions on how to keep my freezer cold, or how to reduce the amount of energy I spend on cooling it?
                  Erm. Maybe if you put a fan next to it or something it might help, or you could try leaving the window open at night time.

                  Temperature was never really my expertise. My main area of expertises is exposing evolution and the round Earth hypothesis.

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Lucky?



                  (James 1:17) "Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning."

                  I've only read the Bible cover-to-cover about 11 times, and I don't recall "luck" or "lucky" being mentioned at all.

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
                  I meant it expressively. Obviously, it was part of God's plan all along.

                  Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
                  Are they married? Are they looking to be betrothed?

                  I'm just asking because I've been able to provide good little Christian soldiers for a while now but am not yet married so I'm trying to find a suitable husband that my father will let me marry.
                  There's no plans for Matthew, but me and Rosie have already arranged a marriage for Philip.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Howdy, neighbours!

                    Originally posted by Walter Harris View Post


                    There's no plans for Matthew, but me and Rosie have already arranged a marriage for Philip.
                    Ah. I'm a little old for Matthew, most probably. Oh well. My father said I could look for a husband on this site "If I really must" so I was just doing as he said. Sorry to waste your time, good sir.
                    Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                    17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Howdy, neighbours!

                      Ahem.

                      This is not a cheap dating site.



                      This entire forum exists to praise and glorify the LORD Jesus Christ, Redeemer and Savior of all mankind*.







                      * reserved only for those who repent, accept, and vow unconditional obedience
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Howdy, neighbours!

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Ahem.

                        This is not a cheap dating site.



                        This entire forum exists to praise and glorify the LORD Jesus Christ, Redeemer and Savior of all mankind*.


                        * reserved only for those who repent, accept, and vow unconditional obedience
                        Please accept my humblest apologies, I meant no offence. I should have asked a Christian man before posting. He would have corrected my ignorance.
                        Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                        17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Howdy, neighbours!

                          Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Post
                          Please accept my humblest apologies, I meant no offence. I should have asked a Christian man before posting. He would have corrected my ignorance.
                          You can always ask a Pastor to advice you. They are such good Pastors at Landover. Or read in your Bible for guidance!

                          Sometimes they tell me 1 Timothy 2:11-14

                          "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression."

                          But sometimes it is okay to say something. As long as Jesus says it's okay, the Pastors will says it's okay. Okay?

                          Consuela

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                          • #14
                            Re: Howdy, neighbours!

                            Originally posted by Consuela View Post

                            But sometimes it is okay to say something. As long as Jesus says it's okay, the Pastors will says it's okay. Okay?

                            Consuela
                            Okay. Thankyou, Miss Consuela, for helping me claer that up.
                            Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                            17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Howdy, neighbours!

                              Oh please you are welcome!

                              Is it beautiful in England where you live? I would like to visit England but I am worried because I have a good dental hygiene. Would the English people be scared about my straight white teeth?

                              Consuela

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