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  • JackJessee
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    • Jan 2013
    • 6

    #1

    Hello

    Just wanted to say howdy. Been a born again believer in Jesus Christ since age 8.
  • Pim Pendergast
    PHD - Theophysicist
    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2012
    • 3103

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Hello, Jack. Please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by JackJessee View Post
      Just wanted to say howdy. Been a born again believer in Jesus Christ since age 8.
      Hi there friend and welcome to Gods friendliest website! We take our faith pretty seriously, here.

      Are you married? What do to do to praise the Big Guy in the sky?

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • JackJessee
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        • Jan 2013
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        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
        Hello, Jack. Please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
        I am non denominational. Got saved when I was 8 thanks to a school classmate who witnessed to me.

        Fav. bible verse is. Mark 4:41

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        • JackJessee
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          • Jan 2013
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          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
          Hi there friend and welcome to Gods friendliest website! We take our faith pretty seriously, here.

          Are you married? What do to do to praise the Big Guy in the sky?

          YIC
          Yes I am married. I don't what you mean by the Big Guy in the sky.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by JackJessee View Post
            I am non denominational. Got saved when I was 8 thanks to a school classmate who witnessed to me.

            Fav. bible verse is. Mark 4:41
            What happened to you to make you love Mark 4:41 so much?

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • JackJessee
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              • Jan 2013
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              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              What happened to you to make you love Mark 4:41 so much?

              YIC
              Got born again.

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              • Matthew Hopkins
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2012
                • 808

                #8
                Re: Hello

                But how did that come about, son?

                Your answers seem a little terse, to me. We all benefit from being polite to one another, here at Landover.

                YBIC

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                • JackJessee
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                  • Jan 2013
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                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                  But how did that come about, son?

                  Your answers seem a little terse, to me. We all benefit from being polite to one another, here at Landover.

                  YBIC
                  How did I get saved? Through the witnessing of a school classmate.

                  Why do you call me son? I am quite elderly.lol

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                  • Matthew Hopkins
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 808

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    What does "lol" mean, boy? Are you mocking us?

                    YBIC

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                    • JackJessee
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                      • Jan 2013
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                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                      What does "lol" mean? Are you mocking us?

                      YBIC
                      Do you respect your elders? You judged me without knowing me. This isn't a Baptist site and many on here are not even born again, right.

                      Anyway, good luck in your search for Truth. This site isn't for me

                      Ciao

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                      • Matthew Hopkins
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 808

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by JackJessee View Post
                        Do you respect your elders? You judged me without knowing me. This isn't a Baptist site and many on here are not even born again, right.

                        Anyway, good luck in your search for Truth. This site isn't for me

                        Ciao
                        This most certainly IS a Baptist forum, why do you suggest otherwise?

                        Are you a liar? I suspect you are not a Christian at all, but an atheistic homosexualist come here to persecute us.

                        Well, we are BLESSED by your persecution:

                        "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake."
                        Matthew 5:11

                        YBIC

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by JackJessee View Post
                          Do you respect your elders? You judged me without knowing me. This isn't a Baptist site and many on here are not even born again, right.

                          Anyway, good luck in your search for Truth. This site isn't for me

                          Ciao
                          How dare you speak to Mr. Hopkins like that? He's 75 years old!

                          As to your assertion that this is not a Baptist Web site, it sounds like you're trying to make us regret the fact that we keep our doors open and welcome everybody with open arms. You would do well to remember that, were it not for our policy of welcoming all sinners, your insolent young butt wouldn't even be allowed to post messages here.

                          Now then, I'm going to pretend you didn't sass back to Mr. Hopkins while I listen to you tell all of us about the great things Jesus is doing in your life. Please do tell. I'm eager to hear your testimony, brother!
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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by JackJessee View Post
                            Do you respect your elders? You judged me without knowing me. This isn't a Baptist site and many on here are not even born again, right.

                            Anyway, good luck in your search for Truth. This site isn't for me

                            Ciao
                            Friend, just because we are not 'coming on to you' like you want is no reason for the piss poor attitude. Simple, questions were asked that any decent Baptist could of answered.

                            You know, Jesus died on the Cross for you. It is only to guide you through life that was risen. Think about it. Are you willing to die on the Cross for Him?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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