Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

[BlackTea808]

My name is Ruth,
I was born into a christian family, but they were aweful liberals who didn't really go to church as often ad a real christian should. They went once a week, and sinned the remainder 6. They prayed while eating, if at all, and I grew up knowing that was wrong. I got TRULY saved when I left at 18, and got married to someone who shared my views and we both saved ourselves for each other and now we are expecting a bundle of joy. The church I go to is the "House of Prayer" in Washington (state). My favorite verse is Ephesians 5:25 "Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself for her"

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Praise the Lord. I assume you have your husband's permission to be here. What is the best pie you bake him?

How many soldiers for Christ have you borne your husband? Is this one your first?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Welcome, Ruth.

It must have been tough having parents that were awful liberals. But you seem to have made it out good.

YiC,

Pastor Ed

[Young Peter]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Hello Blackie it is very nice to meet you. I have many black friends most of whom I met in juvenile hall so I am cool with you being black. Do you know how to crump?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, young lady. How many sons have you given to your husband?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[BlackTea808]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Praise the Lord. I assume you have your husband's permission to be here. What is the best pie you bake him?

How many soldiers for Christ have you borne your husband? Is this one your first?

Yes sir, I don't ever really go onto the internet, but I heard about this site from some sinners complaining about people being "crazy christians" and whatnot. I decided to give it a try, because if the sinners didn't like it, it was probably because they were intimidated by the people of God and true believers on this site. So I asked my husband if he could check out the site and if he liked it, if I could have his permission to make my own account. He gladly approved. He was quite pleased with the site and the things you informed people about, especially your "kids korner" for children of the Lord that need answers to their questions and need to be aware of things the Lord wants them to do.

I believe my best pie I have ever baked my husband was my Strawberry-Rhubarb pie, he absolutely adores it!

This is in fact my first child, his first son, I couldn't be happier!
Praise the Lord, our first child is a boy, and we will raise him the way God intended.

Proverbs 23:13
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

[BlackTea808]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Welcome, Ruth.

It must have been tough having parents that were awful liberals. But you seem to have made it out good.

YiC,

Pastor Ed

Thank you kind sir, Pastor Ed

[BlackTea808]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Hello Blackie it is very nice to meet you. I have many black friends most of whom I met in juvenile hall so I am cool with you being black. Do you know how to crump?

No sir, I do not know how to crump. I am biracial, and though my mother was (mostly) negroid, I was not raised by her, but my white foster parents after she gave me up, who I considered my family because they upraised me, despite the fact they were sinners. I was raised alongside with white people both pure with European blood as well as half breeds such as myself. (They did not want to raise anyone less than half white in their home)

[Young Peter]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Maybe it is for the better that she gave you up if you found a loving foster family. When I was in the juvenile hall we were all like one big family. Except when they tried to rape me.

[BlackTea808]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Maybe it is for the better that she gave you up if you found a loving foster family. When I was in the juvenile hall we were all like one big family. Except when they tried to rape me.

Oh NO! Was it a negroid? I almost got raped by a negroid when I was a teenage girl, saving myself. He wanted to erase my purity and wondered why I didn't act like his fellow negroid family and friends, and why my hair wasn't average afro negroid hair, but instead near-perfect curls (in which I rarely show, I rather my hair straight and neat).

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Merciful Heavens, don't you women ever talk about anything besides your hair?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Welcome young lady. I am going to step out as I cannot stand the infernal clucking.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hello fellow brothers and sisters.

Amen, Brother Hutchins! The whooping and hollering is driving me to distraction.

Welcome Mrs. Teabagger, at any rate. You are always welcome at Hopkins Towers: the outhouse could do with a good clean.

YBIC