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  • #31
    Re: bible help

    Originally posted by Betty Sue View Post
    IS THa t the pig latin bible vesion?

    ahem....

    Is That the pig Latin Bible vesion?
    It's the KJV 1611 in original form, you illiterate twit.
    Drama queen

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    • #32
      Re: bible help

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      It's the KJV 1611 in original form, you illiterate twit.
      oh i was wonderinng why I COULDNt' read it

      but my parentss wear mARIED bbeofre I was born so im not illiterate.
      For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

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      • #33
        Re: bible help

        Originally posted by Betty Sue View Post
        oh i was wonderinng why I COULDNt' read it

        but my parentss wear mARIED bbeofre I was born so im not illiterate.
        Oh goodie, another proud graduate of the public school system.
        Drama queen

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        • #34
          Re: bible help

          Originally posted by Betty Sue View Post
          IS THa t the pig latin bible vesion?
          If you had ever been to a centre of education instead of lying with your family members you will see that it is the original text from the KJV 1611 Holy Bible.

          I would not be suprised if you told us that the only running water in your home was the drool running down your grandma's chin.

          Now go away and let the big people chat.
          Isaiah 66:15

          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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          • #35
            Re: bible help

            Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
            If you had ever been to a centre of education instead of lying with your family members you will see that it is the original text from the KJV 1611 Holy Bible.

            I would not be suprised if you told us that the only running water in your home was the drool running down your grandma's chin.

            Now go away and let the big people chat.
            i only lie to my pa when i"M MAKing bad grades

            ok
            For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

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            • #36
              Re: bible help

              Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
              If you had ever been to a centre of education instead of lying with your family members you will see that it is the original text from the KJV 1611 Holy Bible.

              I would not be suprised if you told us that the only running water in your home was the drool running down your grandma's chin.

              Now go away and let the big people chat.
              Hmmm... I seem to remember one of my Brothers in Christ recently advising you to leave it to the pastors to decide who should go away and who should stay.

              I sure would hate to see the pastors become upset with you, friend.
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              • #37
                Re: bible help

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Hmmm... I seem to remember one of my Brothers in Christ recently advising you to leave it to the pastors to decide who should go away and who should stay.

                I sure would hate to see the pastors become upset with you, friend.
                As usual I have probably been a little over zealous in the manner in which I address people and for this I would like to extend my sincerest apologies.

                I am quite willing to accept any rebuke or punishment the Pastors deem fit as it can only help to bring me closer to Jesus.
                Isaiah 66:15

                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                • #38
                  Re: bible help

                  That's the spirit!

                  My life has become immeasurably better since I began submitting to our pastors!
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