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    Hello Landover Baptist Church!

    Hello! My name is Margarite and I have recently been blessed by the LIGHT OF JESUS CHRIST! I hope I can fit in well with this PURE COMMUNITY!!

    My favourite Bible passage is Ezekiel 23:20 of the New International Version:
    20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose seminal emission was like that of horses. because it inspires to procreate to breed soldiers to FIGHT FOR THE LORD!!!!!!.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church!

    Fine Margarite, enough about you.

    What we really want to know about is your sons. What kind of a Christian is your husband.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church!

      Welcome, Margarite. How did you come to find Jesus? And what church do you go to? Did your husband give you leave to join this site? How many sons do you have? Also, you shouldn't quote from the Notoriously Inaccurate Version. We use only the King James Version around here.
      sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

      Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church!

        Dear friend:

        I cautiously welcome you. Please read the entire chapter and then let us know whether Aholibah is meant as a role model.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church!

          Originally posted by Margarite_Barnabius View Post
          Hello! My name is Margarite and I have recently been blessed by the LIGHT OF JESUS CHRIST! I hope I can fit in well with this PURE COMMUNITY!!

          My favourite Bible passage is Ezekiel 23:20 of the New International Version:
          20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose seminal emission was like that of horses. because it inspires to procreate to breed soldiers to FIGHT FOR THE LORD!!!!!!.

          Hi Margarite, welcome to our frendly forum

          That being said, I would toss that NIV perversion into the fireplace and get your hands on a good KJV 1611. The NIV was created by demons to lead people astray.

          As for Ezekiel 23:20, although it is good scripture (but what scripture isn't ) I suggest you read all of Ezekiel 23 so that you realize that it's not talking about a woman lusting over animals It is comparing Samaria and Jerusalem to whores.
          Drama queen

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          • #6
            Re: Hello Landover Baptist Church!

            What the heck kind of name is "Barnabius?"

            You're either a Dark Shadows fan who can't spell, or you're a dirty gypsy.

            I will pray for you.
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