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  • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

    Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
    How can someone question that?
    Sounds to me like you don't know what you're looking for. You say you aren't looking for an escape from Hell. So you are looking for a reward here on earth? Good luck with that! Life is hard, dear. God never promised an easy path. Contrary to what many fluffy-bunny believers will say, He never promised not to give us more than we can handle. But He does promise a Heavenly reward for those who believe, and He does promise an eternity of suffering for those who don't.

    It seems pretty obvious to me what your choices are. Live your life the best you can here and now, doing your best to find effective, appropriate solutions to life's problems. Do what you can to offer comfort to those in pain, and help those you can. Find personal satisfaction in those experiences you genuinely enjoy, and share them with those you love. You don't need an elephant-faced god character to inspire you. Face the consequences of your disloyalty to Jesus later.

    Or read the Holy Bible, have faith in the Word of God, and be one of the Saved, just like us! Then you can join us in Heaven as we sing the praises of Christ for ever and ever!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
      I do not have zero comprehension.
      And the proof for God and Jesus being one is?
      I see. Circular logic is your game. Friend, that is not comprehension. You are discussing a subject you know nothing about and then making up lies to suit your point. Quite pitiful, really.
      You savages just have no faith or understanding at all. No wonder the brits dumped you. Just read from the script. Like the gooks, throw bodies at a problem. Eventually enough will pile up and the problem will be buried.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Oliver Brendan Hayve View Post
        Why do you take the second one to be true? They can't both be right, but they can both be wrong.
        The reason is, If we take the second one to be true, you can still follow the first (Without the 'everything except this is wrong' part, which may have been inserted later, I mean, come on, if it was true, God would have erased the other religions long ago..)
        It says that there are more than one way to go to God. And you don't go to hell just because you don't follow a specific path.
        Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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        • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

          Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
          ...I'm really curious about the concepts behind Hinduism and how they might be mangled and eviscerated to be compatible with Jesus...
          FTFY.

          Yes, please go bother the Hindus for a while. Take your time.

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          • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

            my name is forest spirit . i am an ayurvedic shaman .i studied at Harbin and i believe in mantras and tantras and all taht jazz . i am your friend dont believe these guys they only think their right
            Dog's are mans best friend .

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            • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

              Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
              my name is forest spirit . i am an ayurvedic shaman .i studied at Harbin and i believe in mantras and tantras and all taht jazz . i am your friend dont believe these guys they only think their right
              Er.. ok?
              Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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              • Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
                The reason is, If we take the second one to be true, you can still follow the first (Without the 'everything except this is wrong' part, which may have been inserted later, I mean, come on, if it was true, God would have erased the other religions long ago..)
                It says that there are more than one way to go to God. And you don't go to hell just because you don't follow a specific path.
                God loves you so much. Why would He kill you before you have every reasonable chance to come to Jesus? I've helped so many people following primitive religions to see that God is in everything. God is everywhere. It's just a shame that Jesus didn't get crucified near to you so the good news takes a bit longer for you to absorb.

                I don't know why you can't see the love and wonder of the Lord. There's not really any excuse now the missionaries have reached India. You are in India? Like I said, perhaps you could tell me a little about Hinduism in your own words so I can guide you to seeing how the concepts are basically Christianity just waiting to hear about Jesus properly.
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                Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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                • Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
                  God loves you so much. Why would He kill you before you have every reasonable chance to come to Jesus? I've helped so many people following primitive religions to see that God is in everything. God is everywhere. It's just a shame that Jesus didn't get crucified near to you so the good news takes a bit longer for you to absorb.

                  I don't know why you can't see the love and wonder of the Lord. There's not really any excuse now the missionaries have reached India. You are in India? Like I said, perhaps you could tell me a little about Hinduism in your own words so I can guide you to seeing how the concepts are basically Christianity just waiting to hear about Jesus properly.
                  So you don't agree that God hates me as I am not following Jusus?
                  Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                  • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    FTFY.

                    Yes, please go bother the Hindus for a while. Take your time.
                    Bless your cold heart

                    After my successes in Africa and with the Muslim Islamic Lesbian Foundation India should be easy. They already believe in God, really.
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                    Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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                    • Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
                      So you don't agree that God hates me as I am not following Jusus?
                      God loves everyone. He is offering you a chance to be saved and go to heaven. Isn't that fabulous? Jesus came to us so people like you could take a good look at your life and realise it is empty without Him. All you need to do is accept Him into your heart and love Him and praise Him.

                      John 3:16 shows us that you are one Jesus short of salvation.

                      Why would God hate you? He has lovingly created Heaven so we can all go there. We're not even totally sure Hell exists, but if it does it's only for people who won't accept Jesus. Isn't that lovely!

                      So will you accept Jesus? He's super once you get to know Him and He treats everyone as equals.
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                      Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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                      • Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
                        So you don't agree that God hates me as I am not following Jusus?
                        Friend, God hates just about everybody. Typical dot head, think they are special.
                        Friend, all anyone can do is follow the simple, easy to comprehend rules God laid out. Upon death, we will be evaluated. If a person passes muster, they go to Heaven otherwise, they go to Hell.
                        However, if you asked my, you are going to Hell faster than a bowl of curry though my lower intestine.


                        Psalm 9:17
                        The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God. For the needy shall not always be forgotten: the expectation of the poor shall not perish for ever.

                        Proverbs 5:3-5
                        For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
                        But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
                        Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

                        Proverbs 15:24
                        The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath.

                        Proverbs 23:13-14
                        Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
                        Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

                        Isaiah 33:14
                        The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings?

                        Matthew 3:12
                        Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.

                        Matthew 5:29-30
                        And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
                        And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

                        Matthew 13:38-42
                        The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
                        The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
                        As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
                        The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
                        And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Re: Introduction

                          Jusat wanted to add the following if you still doubt me. Ask for help with the big words.
                          1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
                          1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
                          1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
                          1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

                          1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
                          1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
                          1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
                          1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
                          1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

                          1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
                          1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                          1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
                          1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
                          1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

                          Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
                          Jude 1:17
                          But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                          Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                          Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

                            Eh? ok. I had no Idea that exchaning mail address was against the forum rules. I'll keep that in mind.
                            Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                            • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

                              Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
                              Eh? ok. I had no Idea that exchaning mail address was against the forum rules. I'll keep that in mind.
                              Friend, you just continue to shock and amaze everyone with your complete lack of comprehension.

                              Ignorance is never, ever a valid excuse.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: Introduction

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Friend, God hates just about everybody.

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                                That's kind of sad.. The people I mentioned earlier today told me the Opposite.
                                Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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