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  • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

    Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
    Well, actually,
    If I say that the Bible you are following is wrong, you feel offended.
    I feel the same for what I believe.
    I don't need you to say my religion is Good. But why call it Bad?
    Anyway, I didn't ask for your opinion about it. I was just asking of your opinions on Christianity.
    Correcting an untruth and feeling offended are not the same things, dear. No one here has done anything but correct untruths, and share the Gospel message of Jesus' love for True Christians™ and His merciful justice of throwing everyone else in Hell for all eternity after death. What you seem to be missing is that you, too, can become a True Christian™ and be saved from this Perfect Justice. Why are you so resistant to be spared? Do you believe you are not worth it?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

      Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
      I was just asking of your opinions on Christianity.
      And when we told you it was the one word of Truth which blows your ancient myths about elephant gods out of the water you got all huffy. Even though that is our opinion on Christianity. Which spookily matches God and Jesus' opinion.

      We're not here to get along with you. We're here to praise Jesus for dying temporarily to save us from our inherently sinful nature from birth and to warn you that you will burn forever in endless torment. God loves you so much He sent this warning to you and the chance to accept the chance at salvation He is offering to you. do you want to remain full of sin?

      I'm really trying to not say your beliefs are silly because you seem to be on a really short fuse like a lot of cult members.

      Won't you accept Jesus before it's too late? God could kill you tomorrow. I admit it, I got angry with you because you were rejecting Jesus.

      If you are really interested in Jesus then it would be cool for you to start over and stop telling us the Bible is all lies and offensive stuff like that.

      I forgive you.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        The Bible repeatedly records God's promise to preserve His Word, and I believe in a God Who both can and will keep His promises. Your turn: How do you know that the scriptures of your religion accurately record the words of your gods, with no tampering?
        Well,
        You say Bible is true because it says so. God wrote it, and he doesn't lie.
        I say our scriptures are true because they say so. God wrote them, and he doesn't lie.
        Both statements are about same.
        So why do you take the first one true?
        Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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        • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Correcting an untruth and feeling offended are not the same things, dear. No one here has done anything but correct untruths, and share the Gospel message of Jesus' love for True Christians™ and His merciful justice of throwing everyone else in Hell for all eternity after death. What you seem to be missing is that you, too, can become a True Christian™ and be saved from this Perfect Justice. Why are you so resistant to be spared? Do you believe you are not worth it?
          I don't want to follow anything because I don't want to go to hell. I'd rather follow to reach God. I'm not afraid of Hell Ma'am. I pain the worst it can do, I don't really care. What makes me follow a religion is because I wan't to reach God. Not because I am scared of something.
          Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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          • Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
            Well,
            You say Bible is true because it says so. God wrote it, and he doesn't lie.
            I say our scriptures are true because they say so. God wrote them, and he doesn't lie.
            Both statements are about same.
            So why do you take the first one true?
            I am suprised you have not put us on hold while you consult your script or manager.

            Friend, there is no dispute that God created the Heavens and the Earth. Some time later, the Devil along with many false Gods (you people worship so mnay, I am suprised you can keep them straight!). We have always followed the one and true God. Jesus. The Holy Ghost. The Trinity.

            Friend, the first of anything is always the Original(c).
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
              Well,
              You say Bible is true because it says so. God wrote it, and he doesn't lie.
              I say our scriptures are true because they say so. God wrote them, and he doesn't lie.
              Both statements are about same.
              So why do you take the first one true?
              Pastor,
              I'm trying really hard to not get angry with him and turn the other cheek but he keeps on saying that his ancient legends are just as true as the Bible and that's just blasphemy!

              It's like he just doesn't get it. I mean is there one word about the Flood and Noah in his scriptures? Then how can they be from God? It's not like God would have forgotten.

              He's offending me with every word but he says I mustn't offend him. I don't get why he's so mean to Jesus.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

              Comment


              • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

                Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
                I don't want to follow anything because I don't want to go to hell. I'd rather follow to reach God. I'm not afraid of Hell Ma'am. I pain the worst it can do, I don't really care. What makes me follow a religion is because I wan't to reach God. Not because I am scared of something.
                Can I ask why? Why do you want to reach God? What do you think is there for you? How would you know if you found Him?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  I am suprised you have not put us on hold while you consult your script or manager.

                  Friend, there is no dispute that God created the Heavens and the Earth. Some time later, the Devil along with many false Gods (you people worship so mnay, I am suprised you can keep them straight!). We have always followed the one and true God. Jesus. The Holy Ghost. The Trinity.

                  Friend, the first of anything is always the Original©.
                  Er... you know that the scriptures were written at least 1000 years before christ was born, right? Even the carvings of Buddhist religion are about 400 years older than Birth of Christ. And Hindu religion is lot older than Buddhist..
                  Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                  • Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
                    Er... you know that the scriptures were written at least 1000 years before christ was born, right? Even the carvings of Buddhist religion are about 400 years older than Birth of Christ. And Hindu religion is lot older than Buddhist..
                    You see friend, that is where you are completely wrong. You really need to read the Bible and understand Gods Magnificient plan before you go off spouting lies. So typical.
                    Every heard of the Trinity? Do you understand that God has always been everywhere when there was nothing and that He made everything?
                    God, The Holy Ghost are one and the same. Jesus was a vessel God used to walk among us. A person can be a child, teen, adult, grandparent and corpse. All one and the same.

                    Read your Bible!!!!!!!!
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Can I ask why? Why do you want to reach God? What do you think is there for you? How would you know if you found Him?
                      How can someone question that?
                      Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                      • Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        You see friend, that is where you are completely wrong. You really need to read the Bible and understand Gods Magnificient plan before you go off spouting lies. So typical.
                        Every heard of the Trinity? Do you understand that God has always been everywhere when there was nothing and that He made everything?
                        God, The Holy Ghost are one and the same. Jesus was a vessel God used to walk among us.
                        You said the first one is always original, right? That's what I'm saying.. Not only Hindus, but even Buddhist religion came before birth of Christ..
                        Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                        • Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
                          You said the first one is always original, right? That's what I'm saying.. Not only Hindus, but even Buddhist religion came before birth of Christ..
                          You have zero comprehension. God, The Holy Ghost and Jesus are one and the same. God was everywhere before there was anything;

                          baby, child, teen, adult corpse

                          No wonder you people live in such filth and treat everyone so poorly.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by The_Reasoner View Post
                            Well,
                            You say Bible is true because it says so. God wrote it, and he doesn't lie.
                            I say our scriptures are true because they say so. God wrote them, and he doesn't lie.
                            Both statements are about same.
                            So why do you take the first one true?
                            Why do you take the second one to be true? They can't both be right, but they can both be wrong.
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN

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                            • Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              You have zero comprehension. God, The Holy Ghost and Jesus are one and the same. God was everywhere before there was anything;

                              baby, child, teen, adult corpse

                              No wonder you people live in such filth and treat everyone so poorly.
                              I do not have zero comprehension.
                              And the proof for God and Jesus being one is?
                              Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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                              • Re: Welcome to the Call Center, Please Hold for an Associate Introduction

                                Oh you poor dear. You have been given a savaging, haven't you!

                                You should see how they give me a hard time because of my partner, Shania. We're soon to be married when our Great British government approves gay weddings tonight.

                                It's like they think our loving God is a god of hate just because of some words in an old book that were written to the values of the time. More enlightened people know better and see Jesus more clearly as the messenger of pure love He really is

                                Tell me more about how Hindus feel about life after death. Our Lord is ready to welcome you in Heaven when you finally accept Jesus. How is Hinduism meeting the challenge of being free from sin and gaining salvation?

                                I'm really curious about the concepts behind Hinduism and how they might be moulded to be compatible with Jesus. Could you outline a few of them in your own words, please. It would be so interesting. I've done quite a bit of work with other ancient religions around the world and it's amazing how many of them converted once they realised how similar they are.
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                                Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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