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  • #46
    Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Then talk to your doctor. Not only may a slight hormonal imbalance (which is all your condition may well be) be an indication of a more serious issue, you're frankly missing out on a wonderful, messy, glorious, painful, and just plain gosh darn fun part of being a human.
    I go to the doctor on a regular basis and so far hasn't found anything out of the ordinary.

    I've got "Bah Humbug" in flashing lights I put up every year. Neighbours laugh.
    That must be a sight to see every year.

    Friend, I do not care if you are a furry or a Eproctophiliac.
    A furry? No. I don't see the point of dressing up for something so primal.
    Eproctophiliac? Never heard of it until today, and it's just's... ew...

    I have been exposed to it all doing the work of the Lord.
    Good for you.

    What I still have not ever heard from one of you perverts is why queer marriage is the right thing and why you love to make baby Jesus weep. It is just not Christian!
    I don't see any reason why marriage equality is a bad thing. And I don't like to make anyone weep, let alone someone who supposedly lived over 2000 years ago...

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    • #47
      Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

      Originally posted by Malencia View Post
      I don't see any reason why marriage equality is a bad thing.
      It encourages and celebrates pedophilia and bestiality. I don't know about you, but I love my kids too much to let them grow up in a world where they're taught to grab their ankles for any gay man.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #48
        Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        It encourages and celebrates pedophilia and bestiality. I don't know about you, but I love my kids too much to let them grow up in a world where they're taught to grab their ankles for any gay man.
        It celebrates marriage between consenting adult humans who love and are committed to each other... where the hell is pedophilia or bestiality in any of those laws? And who would teach your kids anything of the sort?

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        • #49
          Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

          Originally posted by Malencia View Post
          It celebrates marriage between consenting adult humans who love and are committed to each other... where the hell is pedophilia or bestiality in any of those laws? And who would teach your kids anything of the sort?
          Homosexuals are not in it for "love" and "commitment," dear. This is the lie they want you to believe. They're in it for the sex, and sex with strange men isn't satisfying for long, ergo the various animals. Because homosexuals cannot have children of their own, the only way they can continue this practice to the next generation is to recruit. That's why states like California now have required homo-sex pride classes in all their public schools.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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