[Mary Etheldreda]

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It celebrates marriage between consenting adult humans who love and are committed to each other... where the hell is pedophilia or bestiality in any of those laws? And who would teach your kids anything of the sort?

Homosexuals are not in it for "love" and "commitment," dear. This is the lie they want you to believe. They're in it for the sex, and sex with strange men isn't satisfying for long, ergo the various animals. Because homosexuals cannot have children of their own, the only way they can continue this practice to the next generation is to recruit. That's why states like California now have required homo-sex pride classes in all their public schools.

[Malencia]

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It encourages and celebrates pedophilia and bestiality. I don't know about you, but I love my kids too much to let them grow up in a world where they're taught to grab their ankles for any gay man.

It celebrates marriage between consenting adult humans who love and are committed to each other... where the hell is pedophilia or bestiality in any of those laws? And who would teach your kids anything of the sort?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I don't see any reason why marriage equality is a bad thing.

It encourages and celebrates pedophilia and bestiality. I don't know about you, but I love my kids too much to let them grow up in a world where they're taught to grab their ankles for any gay man.

[Malencia]

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Then talk to your doctor. Not only may a slight hormonal imbalance (which is all your condition may well be) be an indication of a more serious issue, you're frankly missing out on a wonderful, messy, glorious, painful, and just plain gosh darn fun part of being a human.

I go to the doctor on a regular basis and so far hasn't found anything out of the ordinary.

I've got "Bah Humbug" in flashing lights I put up every year. Neighbours laugh.

That must be a sight to see every year.

Friend, I do not care if you are a furry or a Eproctophiliac.

A furry? No. I don't see the point of dressing up for something so primal.
Eproctophiliac? Never heard of it until today, and it's just's... ew...

I have been exposed to it all doing the work of the Lord.

Good for you.

What I still have not ever heard from one of you perverts is why queer marriage is the right thing and why you love to make baby Jesus weep. It is just not Christian!

I don't see any reason why marriage equality is a bad thing. And I don't like to make anyone weep, let alone someone who supposedly lived over 2000 years ago...

[James Hutchins]

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Well, I've never had any urges to be with another woman (or a man now that I think about it)


I don't know what you mean by "anti-Christmas", but I normally leave any winter holiday decorations up until after New Years...

"Ethnic whore"? "Shock... with stories of depravity"?
Are you sure you've got the right thread?

See above.

Friend, I do not care if you are a furry or a Eproctophiliac. I have been exposed to it all doing the work of the Lord. What I still have not ever heard from one of you perverts is why queer marriage is the right thing and why you love to make baby Jesus weep. It is just not Christian!

[Didymus Much]

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Well, I've never had any urges to be with another woman (or a man now that I think about it)...

Then talk to your doctor. Not only may a slight hormonal imbalance (which is all your condition may well be) be an indication of a more serious issue, you're frankly missing out on a wonderful, messy, glorious, painful, and just plain gosh darn fun part of being a human.

...I don't know what you mean by "anti-Christmas"...

I've got "Bah Humbug" in flashing lights I put up every year. Neighbours laugh.

[Malencia]

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Great. Another ethnic whore who wants to 'shock us' with stories of depravity and Satanic rituals.

Friend, God is my BFF. He has my six. This is America, Home of the free, brave Christians.

"Ethnic whore"? "Shock... with stories of depravity"?
Are you sure you've got the right thread?

[Malencia]

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Don't believe you, sorry. IMO Human sexuality exists as a spectrum, not poles.

Well, I've never had any urges to be with another woman (or a man now that I think about it)

And... it's the 9th. How long you do leave your anti-Christmas decorations up?

I don't know what you mean by "anti-Christmas", but I normally leave any winter holiday decorations up until after New Years...

[James Hutchins]

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Great. Another ethnic whore who wants to 'shock us' with stories of depravity and Satanic rituals.

Friend, God is my BFF. He has my six. This is America, Home of the free, brave Christians.

[Didymus Much]

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Nope. Sorry...

Don't believe you, sorry. IMO Human sexuality exists as a spectrum, not poles.

...Just thought it was something cute for the 4th of July.

And... it's the 9th. How long you do leave your anti-Christmas decorations up?

[Malencia]

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Not even a little bit?

Nope. Sorry.

Then what's the Goddess thing in your avatar?

Just thought it was something cute for the 4th of July.

[Didymus Much]

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Not a lesbian...

Not even a little bit?

...or wiccan.

Then what's the Goddess thing in your avatar?

[Malencia]

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Perhaps if they followed the Bible to the word then you wouldn't have turned out to be a rug munching wiccan.

Not a lesbian or wiccan.

[bioggy]

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My parents were Christians and they didn't believe in beating children at all. If the children had to be punished then they'd take away privileges like tv or dessert for a given amount of time.

Perhaps if they followed the Bible to the word then you wouldn't have turned out to be a rug munching wiccan.

I'm not fond of any religion or religious figure that enforces so many restrictions on their followers.

What restrictions?, the fact is the Bible is our guide and it tells us how to live life the way the Lord wants us to.

You call it being restricted, I call it Gods Word.

[Malencia]

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Not likely. We know about you wiccans.

Not a wiccan. Sorry.

Something must have went terribly wrong. Were your parents True Christians™, false Christians, one of those flaky fake religions? Did they not beat you enough? Too much?

My parents were Christians and they didn't believe in beating children at all. If the children had to be punished then they'd take away privileges like tv or dessert for a given amount of time.

come to think of it, it does kind of look like a crescent moon and star,
the same symbols used by filthy Mohammedans.

Are you in fact a Mohammedan?(Terrorist)

(I'm assuming you mean Muslim.)
That is not the Muslim symbol and I am not a Muslim. I'm not fond of any religion or religious figure that enforces so many restrictions on their followers.