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  • Mrs. Jensen
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    • Feb 2013
    • 2
    #1

    Beautiful Forum!

    Hello.
    This is such a beautiful forum and I really do appreciate it here. I think it is going to be quite a nice place to talk in the future.
    Sorry, I have internet connection issues!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553
      #2
      Re: Beautiful Forum!

      Originally posted by Mrs. Jensen View Post
      Hello.
      This is such a beautiful forum and I really do appreciate it here. I think it is going to be quite a nice place to talk in the future.
      Sorry, I have internet connection issues!
      That is not an introduction by any definition. Please tell us your name, age, and denomination, so that we might welcome you in the manner you deserve.

      And I assume you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384
          #3
          Re: Beautiful Forum!

          Originally posted by Mrs. Jensen View Post
          Hello.
          This is such a beautiful forum and I really do appreciate it here. I think it is going to be quite a nice place to talk in the future.
          Sorry, I have internet connection issues!
          Welcome to our Forum Mrs. Jensen. It's understandable that you might have internet connection issues as Jesus has just finished a massive blizzard to again punish the liberal Northeast for reelecting Obama.

          It's trying times like these that we are reminded to turn to Jesus and pray that your internet connection becomes more reliable. You may then be able to return a complete your introduction.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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