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  • NickRodriquez
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    • Feb 2013
    • 2
    #1

    Hello From Fiji Islands

    My name is Nick Rodriquez. I am from the island nation of Fiji. I am a Methodist and one of my friend's introduced Landover Baptist Church to me recently. I am pleased to become a member of this community as this website preaches the true word of God as written in the King James Version of the Holy Bible. I hope that someday, I will become a full member of your community and continue to glorify God in all His majesty. My favourite Bible verse is Proverbs 1:7.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello From Fiji Islands

      Are you one of those hula boys? I saw a bunch of your type the last time I attended a Pastor's Retreat on your godless island.



      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: Hello From Fiji Islands

          I didn't know they had Mexicans even in the Pacific islands. Still, it shouldn't come as any surprise if you can even see one in Des Moines, Iowa.

          Welcome, Nick.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • NickRodriquez
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              Under Investigation
              • Feb 2013
              • 2
              #4
              Re: Hello From Fiji Islands

              Thanks for the warm welcome, Pastor Ezekiel and Associate Pastor Levi Jones. My father was of South American origin and married my mother, who is of a Fijian origin. My father wished to settle in Fiji and I was born as a full blooded Fijian.

              Thanks for the reminder on the rules, Pastor Ezekiel. I will follow the rules of this community as expected. I am here to learn the Truth and the "only Truth" that comes from our Lord, Jesus Christ.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Hello From Fiji Islands

                  How can you be a full-blooded Fijian if your father's a Mexican? What does a Mexican such as yourself do for work in Fiji anyway? I imagine they don't have all that many strawberry fields that need harvesting.
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                    • ExGay Alex
                      Helping boys become upright model citizens
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 1295
                      #6
                      Re: Hello From Fiji Islands

                      Originally posted by NickRodriquez View Post
                      Thanks for the warm welcome, Pastor Ezekiel and Associate Pastor Levi Jones. My father was of South American origin and married my mother, who is of a Fijian origin. My father wished to settle in Fiji and I was born as a full blooded Fijian.

                      Thanks for the reminder on the rules, Pastor Ezekiel. I will follow the rules of this community as expected. I am here to learn the Truth and the "only Truth" that comes from our Lord, Jesus Christ.
                      How did your parents reconcile being Christian with race mixing? Deuteronomy 7:3.
                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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