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My name is Effy and I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge. I love Jesus, he's my bra (that's South-African slang for brother lolwtf) and yeah so byeee
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Worst.
Introduction.
Ever.
I feel as if I know nothing about you
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -
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2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.Comment
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Hello Effy, what's this "Ms." in front of your name?
Where I come from, a woman's name is preceded by "Miss" or "Mrs."
You must be one of those feminazis.WARNING:
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Good question, I know a few white South Africans who have fled in fear of their lives.Originally posted by SmiteTheAthiests View Post
So, Mz. Effie, are you too poor to get away? Or are you part of the problem?Drama queenComment
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How is walking to the fridge romantic? Are you intoxicated?1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.Comment
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Well, in this harlot's case, raiding the crisper for large carrots, cucumbers and bananas (with which to satisfy her carnal longings) is as close to true love as she'll ever get...unless she finds Christ™, of course.Originally posted by august View PostComment
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My boyfriend is black and bisexual
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No he is not. He is gay.Originally posted by MsEffy View PostMy boyfriend is black and bisexual
Wake up.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Enjoy catching GRID, Miss Iffy. Praise Jesus that my husband is neither black nor bisexual.Originally posted by MsEffy View PostMy boyfriend is black and bisexual1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.Comment
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Dear Godmocking Whore;Originally posted by MsEffy View PostMy boyfriend is black and bisexual
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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My boyfriend is 3000 times the man you'll ever be. The only ones that are going to burn in hell are you guys. But hell doesn't exist, same with heaven. I would stop posting on this site but I'm having too much fun laughing at your pathetic little lives. XOXO haters, see u guys laterrr.Comment
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Your boyfriend is a fag and so by definition is not even a real man. Jesus tells us we should kill sissies like him but unfortunately secular law forbids it.Originally posted by Miss Whoremonger View Post
Also: how are we going to burn in a Hell that (according to you) doesn't exist? I guess the AIDS has already messed up the logic center of your brain.
YiC,
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Friend, I doubt you or your fagfriend even know what '3,000' is.Originally posted by Miss Whoremonger View Post
Mock Jesus all you want, we will be the ones watching (laughing at you too) you both being butt-raped by Satan's minions.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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