Hello there fine people

[Jordon_za]

First and foremost, my sincerest apologies for not introducing myself with my first post on this godly forum.

My name is Jordon and I'm a white god-loving and god-fearing white male South African. I live my life in accordance to God's holy book, the Bible KJV. I stumbled across this forum by accident (the good Lord's guidance) and got very happy when I saw so many like-minded people here.

My the good Lord's peace with with you all.

[Jordon_za]

Re: Hello there fine people

Apologies for double-posting, I couldn't find the edit button.

I attend the Lambert Road Baptist Church in Durban, South Africa. I am a carpenter by trade and a determined evangelist. I can be very forward with my messages and I've always had a psychotic hatred for jehovah's witnesses. I know hate is bad in the good Lord's eyes, but I'm working on it.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello there fine people

Apologies for double-posting, I couldn't find the edit button.

I attend the Lambert Road Baptist Church in Durban, South Africa. I am a carpenter by trade and a determined evangelist. I can be very forward with my messages and I've always had a psychotic hatred for jehovah's witnesses. I know hate is bad in the good Lord's eyes, but I'm working on it.

Welcome!

BTW, there are lots of things God hates, just make sure you hate the same things He does.
JW, being a Christ-denying cult, is worthy of God's (and our) hatred.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello there fine people

Apologies for double-posting, I couldn't find the edit button.

I attend the Lambert Road Baptist Church in Durban, South Africa. I am a carpenter by trade and a determined evangelist. I can be very forward with my messages and I've always had a psychotic hatred for jehovah's witnesses. I know hate is bad in the good Lord's eyes, but I'm working on it.

Dear Mr. za;

God actually commands us to hate blasphemers and other enemies of God.

Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

So, please tell us about yourself. How many times have you been raped by the wild abos roaming your streets? Do you know that cripple who shot his whore of a girlfriend the other day?

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[Jordon_za]

Re: Hello there fine people

Thank you for welcoming me, gentlemen.

"How many times have you been raped by the wild abos roaming your streets?" - Jesus's divine mercy has shielded my rectum from any form of potential raping that could have occurred, praise His name.

"Do you know that cripple who shot his whore of a girlfriend the other day?" - I do not know this tool of Satan personally, but I have observed him on television, running with those contraptions strapped to his legs. I have never had any respect for him. God took his legs for a reason. It was God's will. Putting on man-made legs to run against God's will is not something I can respect. He was damned to hell way before pulling the trigger. I've grown tired of reading about the case.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello there fine people

A reserved hello to you.

I pray that you are who you say you are and not another one of these homers that invade our forums. Fortunately demons cannot handle God's Presence on our boards and if you are demon infested, you'll melt down pretty quick.

You don't know how many hours I spend staring at our banner wondering what it is that makes them think this is a gay pickup site.

[Thomas Taylor]

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Hello Jordan,

Welcome to the forum.

I hope you are not one of these "New Saff Efrikens" that we hear so much about these. God does not like race mixing:

Deuteronomy 7:3

Neither shalt thou make marriages with them: thy daughter thou shalt not giue vnto his sonne, nor his daughter shalt thou take vnto thy sonne.




Did you do National Service when you were younger?

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hello there fine people

Hello Jorda_za. I am sorry you have to live with a lot of colored people. I have a colored girl who works for me and she smells like coconuts and made me shoot my dog it is a long story.

I worked with a guy from South Africa who called colored people floppies and said funny things like vock a bicky. His last name was Kapernaum and i told him he spelled it wrong and showed him where it says Capernaum in the Bible.

Capernaum is the place where Jesus healed the centurion's servant without even being near him. I like that story.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Jordon_za]

Re: Hello there fine people

I am and have always been very conservative. It is the liberal scum that is the downfall of this once great country... it saddens me how much the state of things have downgraded.

I take no part in the race mixing going on here. It is a rather rare event to see interracial mixing of that sort here, though. The few times I do witness an interracial couple, it doesn't really bother me since they both will never see heaven and the abomination they call their offspring will return to hell once it dies. Deuteronomy 7:4 brings peace to my heart with its message of our Heavenly Father's swift justice.