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  • BeautifulBlackMan
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2013
    • 2
    #1

    Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

    Thank you kindly for letting me introduce myself.
    My name is Wilbur and I have worked the past 20 years on the cotton fields, to raise money which will now allow my beautiful negro children to attend university. I am so proud of them, they are really trying hard for make sure they don't follow my path.
    Every night I pray to God, although they are black and god is probably white, anyhow, I pray to the Lord, that they succeed and get a proper education.
    And this is why I am here, I hope you pray with me in the name of the Lord.
    Since I am old, I won't be alive much longer to pray to the Lord for my children. Please continue what I have begun, so they don't have to work on my cotton farm when they are done.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

      Hello Wilbur, and welcome to our friendly forums!

      How many field-hands has your wife born you to this day? Are they all learning the ways of the LORD properly? You're not forgetting anything now, are you?

      What is your favorite Bible verse? Which one sets your soul on fire for the LORD the hottest?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Dr. Isaiah Jones
          Christ's Antiquarius
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 736
          #3
          Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

          Welcome Wilbur. Nice to have you here. How old are your niglets?
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          2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269
              #4
              Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

              Hello Wilber, I hope you have raised your children in a Godly manner and that they're not going to spend their lives on some porch waiting for handouts from the liebrals.

              I'm glad to here you do Godly labor, at what age do you have your children join you in the fields.

              Oh and you seem to have missed the statement above your thread, If you could just answer these questions...

              What church do you go to?

              What is your favorite Bible verse?

              How did you come to find Jesus?
              Drama queen

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                • BeautifulBlackMan
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2013
                  • 2
                  #5
                  Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Hello Wilbur, and welcome to our friendly forums!

                  How many field-hands has your wife born you to this day? Are they all learning the ways of the LORD properly? You're not forgetting anything now, are you?

                  What is your favorite Bible verse? Which one sets your soul on fire for the LORD the hottest?
                  My wife, Katherine has graced me with 5 beautiful children. Although I have to work every day to sustain my family and still their hunger for Chicken from KFC, I am really blessed to have this many children.
                  I follow the path and teachings of the Bible thoroughly and whole heartedly.

                  The verse which makes my soul burn the hottest for the Lord and my wife is this one:
                  Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                  (Ephesians 5:22)

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                    • Witch Hammer
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1717
                      #6
                      Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                      Originally posted by BeautifulBlackMan View Post
                      My wife, Katherine has graced me with 5 beautiful children. Although I have to work every day to sustain my family and still their hunger for Chicken from KFC, I am really blessed to have this many children.
                      I follow the path and teachings of the Bible thoroughly and whole heartedly.

                      The verse which makes my soul burn the hottest for the Lord and my wife is this one:
                      Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                      (Ephesians 5:22)
                      How can a mere nigra afford to feed that many niglets on KFC? Can' t your wife cook?

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                          Welcome Wilbur. Did you know, your children can attend The Landover School of Education(r) (an Internet Accredited University(tm) for little to no money and that they can so so via a work study program offered by the Hutchinson Plantation Group, LLP? This one of the many ways I reach out to hold onto the disenfranchised and make them productive members of Christian society.

                          By the way, God is white. Stop being so uppity. You people are all alike.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                              Where did you steal that tuxedo, boy?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Levi Jones
                                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                   
                                  • Jul 2009
                                  • 13930
                                  #9
                                  Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                                  Aren't you so clean and well spoken?

                                  And one of those crispy dark ones at that. I bet his gums are as purple as an eggplant.

                                  Welcome with open arms, beautiful black boy.

                                  P.S. Are you kids as black as you are? If so, I would like to hire them to dress as jockeys and have them stand on my lawn.
                                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                    • Witch Hammer
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 1717
                                      #10
                                      Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                                      Yo Wilbur, has anybody ever told you that you look just like Scatman Cruthers?





                                      The resemblance is uncanny...although its almost impossible for me to tell the difference between one nigra and another.
                                      ______

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                                        • liar mcguillicuddy
                                          Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                          • Feb 2013
                                          • 36
                                          #11
                                          Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                                          Originally posted by BeautifulBlackMan View Post
                                          Thank you kindly for letting me introduce myself.
                                          My name is Wilbur and I have worked the past 20 years on the cotton fields, to raise money which will now allow my beautiful negro children to attend university. I am so proud of them, they are really trying hard for make sure they don't follow my path.
                                          Every night I pray to God, although they are black and god is probably white, anyhow, I pray to the Lord, that they succeed and get a proper education.
                                          And this is why I am here, I hope you pray with me in the name of the Lord.
                                          Since I am old, I won't be alive much longer to pray to the Lord for my children. Please continue what I have begun, so they don't have to work on my cotton farm when they are done.
                                          What's good nigga? What's really good? I can't wait for the 4th season of the Boondocks!
                                          i iz a retard.

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                                            • BelieverInGod
                                              Fourm Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Feb 2010
                                              • 9269
                                              #12
                                              Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                                              Originally posted by liar mcguillicuddy View Post
                                              What's good nigga? What's really good? I can't wait for the 4th season of the Boondocks!
                                              And here we have a prime example of what I pray your children don't turn out to be.


                                              If you do watch "Boondocks" you may want to go back and review the episode where your kind get called "niggers" by Martin Luther King.
                                              Drama queen

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                                                • Levi Jones
                                                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                   
                                                  • Jul 2009
                                                  • 13930
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                                                  Originally posted by liar mcguillicuddy View Post
                                                  What's good nigga? What's really good? I can't wait for the 4th season of the Boondocks!
                                                  That Uncle Ruckus sure is funny. I will hand it to him. Other than that, the entire show is crap.
                                                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 15708
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                                                      Welcome to GOD'S Favorite Forum BBM.

                                                      You spell pretty darn good for a negro.
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                                                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 15708
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Welcome Kindest Men of Earth

                                                          Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                                                          Yo Wilbur, has anybody ever told you that you look just like Scatman Cruthers?





                                                          The resemblance is uncanny...although its almost impossible for me to tell the difference between one nigra and another.
                                                          ______
                                                          I thought he looked a lot like Arsenio Hall. LOL, but the all look alike, don't they?
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