[Witch Hammer]

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:c
But.
But.
;~;
I follow every Word.
I'm a decent guy.

I'd be stuttering with fear as well, if I were in your position (ass up for satan). Being a 'decent guy' isn't nearly enough to keep you from playing bobbing-for-feces in the lake of fire. Learn the Word, Breathe the Word, Live the Word, Eat the Word...Teach the Word so you can help others to escape the bonds of SIN. That is what what it means to be Baptist. Anything else is just a mockery of True Christianity™. You could be loved by Jesus, too. As it stands now, He hates you, but the ball is in your court now. Give Jesus a reason not to throw you headlong into hellfire...start taking the Bible as seriously as a heart attack. Hell will be full of fair-weather Christians who were 'decent guys', but not decent enough to give due respect to Baby Jesus.

[Bluish]

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Then I think Jesus can safely scratch your name out of The Book of Life...

:c
But.
But.
;~;
I follow every Word.
I'm a decent guy.

[Witch Hammer]

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I think I can safely cross Baptist off the list

Then I think Jesus can safely scratch your name out of The Book of Life...

[Didymus Much]

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...please don't think that I'm only here to be an asshole.

I was going to say something like "that position is already filled", but they'd misconstrue it completely.

[Bluish]

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Keep beating your chest and trying to convince everyone how great you are, you posturing ape. Jesus knows your sins, and will condemn you for them eternally, unless you start backpedaling REAL QUICK...We are here to preach God's literal Word to you, filth. But you are obviously just hanging around to make a mockery of The Lord and exchange phone numbers with the other sodomites prancing around the forum fluffing their tails in Christ's face.

I'm sorry.
I've been listening, I promise. I don't agree with how you go about performing your religion, but I've learned a lot about my own. I'm still trying to decide what I believe and what branch of Christianity I associate with, which is why I decided to join. I think I can safely cross Baptist off the list, but I feel a lot more enlightened about what the Bible really says.
I get frustrated sometimes, but please don't think that I'm only here to be an asshole.

[Witch Hammer]

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At least I actually recognize and work on my faults. You guys are kind of oblivious

Keep beating your chest and trying to convince everyone how great you are, you posturing ape. Jesus knows your sins, and will condemn you for them eternally, unless you start backpedaling REAL QUICK...We are here to preach God's literal Word to you, filth. But you are obviously just hanging around to make a mockery of The Lord and exchange phone numbers with the other sodomites prancing around the forum fluffing their tails in Christ's face.

[Bluish]

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Quoted for great irony.

Well aren't you quite the hipster today.

How's that accepting Jesus as your personal saviour coming along?

At least I actually recognize and work on my faults. You guys are kind of oblivious :s

He is a casualty in the Eternal War.

Think about where you stand.

YIC

Eternal?
;D

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Ah, I see. So this guy:

He was freed from sin?

He is a casualty in the Eternal War.

Think about where you stand.

YIC

[Bluish]

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Talking about us behind our backs, you serpent-tongued gossip? We don't need to "accept our own imperfections", Jesus has taken upon Himself our burden of sin, Praise His Name. I think your climb out of the (unsaved) trash bin will be more harrowing than most. Put down your crack pipe and pick up a Bible and get reading...or get braced for hell.

Ah, I see. So this guy:

He was freed from sin?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Oh. Well they seem kind of bitter. Don't take too much of it to heart. I think most of them need to like, meditate, or smoke a bowl or something.
I'm sure a lot of them have their own faults. It's just easier to point out imperfections in others than to accept your own.

Quoted for great irony. How's that accepting Jesus as your personal saviour coming along?

[Witch Hammer]

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Oh. Well they seem kind of bitter. Don't take too much of it to heart. I think most of them need to like, meditate, or smoke a bowl or something.
I'm sure a lot of them have their own faults. It's just easier to point out imperfections in others than to accept your own.

Talking about us behind our backs, you serpent-tongued gossip? We don't need to "accept our own imperfections", Jesus has taken upon Himself our burden of sin, Praise His Name. I think your climb out of the (unsaved) trash bin will be more harrowing than most. Put down your crack pipe and pick up a Bible and get reading...or get braced for hell.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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See here; you have came here because Jesus thinks, maybe, you could be decent people.

Don't spit in the Baby Jesus' eye: embrace His gentle Love.

YIC

[turdbear]

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Oh yeah, they like doing that stuff I think. It's interesting when you google this site. The reactions are pretty enlightening.

[Bluish]

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I agree, it's funny but fascinating. It's like how Muslim extremists can become lunatics. Same case with Christianity, apparently. I've actually learned a little bit since finding this site.
Also, no worries, I got in trouble too cX

[turdbear]

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Bluish, i don't take it to heart. I think it's hilarious. This site holds a weird fascination for me, not sure why. Oh btw, I got in trouble for that last post, lol. If anyone wants to make some more blind comments to me, I'm [Personal Contact Deleted] on Skype.