[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Into The Light

Well, howdy Mrs. Rebecca! It's a pleasure to meet another wife my age! Welcom to God's favorite forum! God was surely smiling on you when he blessed you with all those babies in four years! I'm going through my first pregnancy myself. Anyhow, if you ever leave your big city and visit my big city, stop by for some barbeque!

[Isabel G]

Re: Into The Light

Hi Becky,

I think we live close to each other, we should hang out and praise Jesus together. I used to be a hot mess, but now I'm strong in Him.

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Well I must say, this is a bit unexpected. Mrs. Naomi Portway, as pathetic a mother and useless wife as she may be, is still a True Christian™. Kindly keep in mind that while you are participating on our forums, you are expected to be respectful to your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even those younger than you. You might think of it in this way:

God's Divine Hierarchy
God
Jesus
Pastors
True Christian™ Men
True Christian™ Women <----- Mrs. Naomi Portway
Forum Members
People Who Buy Bottled Water
Fleas
Unsaved Scum <---- You

Oh goodness, my apologies. I will never violate God's hierarchy again.

Sachs, huh? Sounds like a joo name. Are you sure you didn't marry a damned joo-boy?

My husband Timothy Sachs has never shown any joo-like tendencies. I don't think he is a joo... I surely hope not!

Welcome young lady. I'll pray for your virginity to remain intact amoung all the half breeds in that cesspool.
Please be careful as all the wetbacks there like to shoot people, even innocent ones.

Thank you for your welcome!

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome young lady. I'll pray for your virginity to remain intact amoung all the half breeds in that cesspool.
Please be careful as all the wetbacks there like to shoot people, even innocent ones.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Into The Light

Just make sure you don't "fall down the stairs" when you're pregnant!

[BelieverInGod]

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Sorry Pastor sir, I'll try to be better. Aaron saw your post and told me to tell you it made him so mad that I accidentally fell down the stairs again.

Dear, it may not be Biblical, but please remember not to "air your dirty laundry in public". After all, everything you post on here is taken by evil atheists and twisted to make our men folk look "abusive".

And fix your stairs, glue down some rubber treads or something.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

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Sweet Jesus I wish you'd shut your yap and stop bellyaching all the time about that freaky little demon you popped out.

Sorry Pastor sir, I'll try to be better. Aaron saw your post and told me to tell you it made him so mad that I accidentally fell down the stairs again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Aaron doesn't let me talk to too many people, he says all I do is embarrass him because I say stupid stuff all the time. So thanks for telling how you had normal babies. I really wish mine wasn't so messed up. I keep praying for it to get better, but all it does cry and try to bite me.

Sweet Jesus I wish you'd shut your yap and stop bellyaching all the time about that freaky little demon you popped out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sachs, huh? Sounds like a joo name. Are you sure you didn't marry a damned joo-boy?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Just keep praying and don't complain to your husband about your problems with the baby either. I assure you that he has enough to deal with to be concerned with your duties as well. Just keep doing what you are expected to do and keep praying and God will bless you with a normal son (as long as you haven't angered him by sinning in anyway- then he may just punish you with another messed up child)

Well I must say, this is a bit unexpected. Mrs. Naomi Portway, as pathetic a mother and useless wife as she may be, is still a True Christian™. Kindly keep in mind that while you are participating on our forums, you are expected to be respectful to your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even those younger than you. You might think of it in this way:

God's Divine Hierarchy
God
Jesus
Pastors
True Christian™ Men
True Christian™ Women <----- Mrs. Naomi Portway
Forum Members
People Who Buy Bottled Water
Fleas
Unsaved Scum <---- You

[twintailedprincess]

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Thank you for your welcome!

Just keep praying and don't complain to your husband about your problems with the baby either. I assure you that he has enough to deal with to be concerned with your duties as well. Just keep doing what you are expected to do and keep praying and God will bless you with a normal son (as long as you haven't angered Him by sinning in any way- then He may just punish you with another messed up child)

My apologies, I made some typos. (Major typos... I will be more careful)

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Welcome to the fold Sister Rebecca.
Praise be to Jesus.
And such a godly name you have!

Romans 9:9-11
King James Version (KJV)
9*For this is the word of promise, At this time will I come, and Sarah shall have a son.

10*And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac;

11*(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth

Thank you for your welcome!

Aaron doesn't let me talk to too many people, he says all I do is embarrass him because I say stupid stuff all the time. So thanks for telling how you had normal babies. I really wish mine wasn't so messed up. I keep praying for it to get better, but all it does cry and try to bite me.

Just keep praying and don't complain to your husband about your problems with the baby either. I assure you that he has enough to deal with to be concerned with your duties as well. Just keep doing what you are expected to do and keep praying and God will bless you with a normal son (as long as you haven't angered him by sinning in anyway- then he may just punish you with another messed up child)

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

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I think that maybe some of the True Christians here could answer your question much better than I. However, I had two normal boys through lots of prayer. Also, don't complain about morning sickness or anything. Just be grateful to God that He is allowing you to have a child at all. Pray for a normal boy and make sure that before, during, and after your baby is born you do everything your husband wants you to do. I hope that God blesses you with a son!

Aaron doesn't let me talk to too many people, he says all I do is embarrass him because I say stupid stuff all the time. So thanks for telling how you had normal babies. I really wish mine wasn't so messed up. I keep praying for it to get better, but all it does cry and try to bite me.

[Alterboy]

Re: Into The Light

Welcome to the fold Sister Rebecca.
Praise be to Jesus.
And such a godly name you have!

Romans 9:9-11
King James Version (KJV)
9*For this is the word of promise, At this time will I come, and Sarah shall have a son.

10*And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac;

11*(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth

[twintailedprincess]

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Hello there Mrs. Sachs

Aaron called me from work and told me to read this thread and introduce myself. He said maybe I could learn something from a proper Christian wife who knows how to have babies that aren't retarded freaks like my baby.

So, how do you get pregnant with a normal baby? Can I do it by praying, or looking at pictures of normal babies or something? Aaron says that the next one better not be a hairy mutant or there's gonna be heck to pay. Also, it has to be a boy too if I know what's good for me. You've had two boys right? How did you make those?

I think that maybe some of the True Christians here could answer your question much better than I. However, I had two normal boys through lots of prayer. Also, don't complain about morning sickness or anything. Just be grateful to God that He is allowing you to have a child at all. Pray for a normal boy and make sure that before, during, and after your baby is born you do everything your husband wants you to do. I hope that God blesses you with a son!