[Faith_Machine]

Re: Into The Light

Hey there Twin Tail! Is your username a reference to the Ultraman foe, Twin Tail?



I LOVE watching Ultraman!




Now then, I have a question for Professor Bessemer:

It is my understanding that the Porto Ricans are already Mulattoes, on account of their being half Mexican and half Negro. So what happens, exactly, when the modern, New Yorkish Negro mates with a Porto Rican? Is that considered a further act of race mixing, or is it just considered your garden variety adultery/fornication situation?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Into The Light

Hello everyone my name is Rebecca Ann Sachs. I am 21 years old as of today and I have been married to my Godly husband Timothy Sachs for four years. I have three children, two boys and one girl.
My favorite Bible verse is Colossians 3:18- Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
It is very nice to meet everyone!

Your math doesn't add up. Your 21, you've been married 4 years . . .

21 - 4 = 17

Hi Tammi! No, I don't mind when people call me Beccie at all!

That's a weird way to spell Becky.

I am married to a Baptist. I grew up in upstate New York, where there are less undesirables. I was a virgin when I got married, and I was 16 (I just turned 21 today). Getting a judge of Family Court's jurisdiction was far too annoying, so we simply waited until I was 16.

I know you're just a woman, so math isn't really a priority, but are you sure you don't want to correct that error?

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Your math doesn't add up. Your 21, you've been married 4 years . . .

21 - 4 = 17


That's a weird way to spell Becky.



I know you're just a woman, so math isn't really a priority, but are you sure you don't want to correct that error?

Oh! You're right! My goodness sometimes I can't keep track of my own math. I've been married for 5 years. Thank you for that correction! I didn't even think about it.

Also, I guess I just used another spelling of Becky. I've heard there are a few, but yes you're totally right again. My apologies, the fact that I've seen already so many false Christians and atheists here is making my brain a bit confused.

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Hey there Twin Tail! Is your username a reference to the Ultraman foe, Twin Tail?



I LOVE watching Ultraman!




Now then, I have a question for Professor Bessemer:

It is my understanding that the Porto Ricans are already Mulattoes, on account of their being half Mexican and half Negro. So what happens, exactly, when the modern, New Yorkish Negro mates with a Porto Rican? Is that considered a further act of race mixing, or is it just considered your garden variety adultery/fornication situation?

What is Ultraman? My username is referring to the hairstyle I usually wear. Since I do quite a bit of work around the house before dawn, it's simpler to wear my hair up in pigtails or twin tails.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Into The Light

Ultraman is sort of a guilty pleasure for me. It's a children's sci-fi TV show made by gooks. I know I really shouldn't watch it.

[Nobar King]

Re: Into The Light

My username is referring to the hairstyle I usually wear.

Thank God I was about to ask if you have seen a specialist about that condition.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Into The Light

Hello there Mrs. Sachs

Aaron called me from work and told me to read this thread and introduce myself. He said maybe I could learn something from a proper Christian wife who knows how to have babies that aren't retarded freaks like my baby.

So, how do you get pregnant with a normal baby? Can I do it by praying, or looking at pictures of normal babies or something? Aaron says that the next one better not be a hairy mutant or there's gonna be heck to pay. Also, it has to be a boy too if I know what's good for me. You've had two boys right? How did you make those?

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Hello there Mrs. Sachs

Aaron called me from work and told me to read this thread and introduce myself. He said maybe I could learn something from a proper Christian wife who knows how to have babies that aren't retarded freaks like my baby.

So, how do you get pregnant with a normal baby? Can I do it by praying, or looking at pictures of normal babies or something? Aaron says that the next one better not be a hairy mutant or there's gonna be heck to pay. Also, it has to be a boy too if I know what's good for me. You've had two boys right? How did you make those?

I think that maybe some of the True Christians here could answer your question much better than I. However, I had two normal boys through lots of prayer. Also, don't complain about morning sickness or anything. Just be grateful to God that He is allowing you to have a child at all. Pray for a normal boy and make sure that before, during, and after your baby is born you do everything your husband wants you to do. I hope that God blesses you with a son!

[Alterboy]

Re: Into The Light

Welcome to the fold Sister Rebecca.
Praise be to Jesus.
And such a godly name you have!

Romans 9:9-11
King James Version (KJV)
9*For this is the word of promise, At this time will I come, and Sarah shall have a son.

10*And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac;

11*(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Into The Light

I think that maybe some of the True Christians here could answer your question much better than I. However, I had two normal boys through lots of prayer. Also, don't complain about morning sickness or anything. Just be grateful to God that He is allowing you to have a child at all. Pray for a normal boy and make sure that before, during, and after your baby is born you do everything your husband wants you to do. I hope that God blesses you with a son!

Aaron doesn't let me talk to too many people, he says all I do is embarrass him because I say stupid stuff all the time. So thanks for telling how you had normal babies. I really wish mine wasn't so messed up. I keep praying for it to get better, but all it does cry and try to bite me.

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Welcome to the fold Sister Rebecca.
Praise be to Jesus.
And such a godly name you have!

Romans 9:9-11
King James Version (KJV)
9*For this is the word of promise, At this time will I come, and Sarah shall have a son.

10*And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac;

11*(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth

Thank you for your welcome!

Aaron doesn't let me talk to too many people, he says all I do is embarrass him because I say stupid stuff all the time. So thanks for telling how you had normal babies. I really wish mine wasn't so messed up. I keep praying for it to get better, but all it does cry and try to bite me.

Just keep praying and don't complain to your husband about your problems with the baby either. I assure you that he has enough to deal with to be concerned with your duties as well. Just keep doing what you are expected to do and keep praying and God will bless you with a normal son (as long as you haven't angered him by sinning in anyway- then he may just punish you with another messed up child)

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Thank you for your welcome!

Just keep praying and don't complain to your husband about your problems with the baby either. I assure you that he has enough to deal with to be concerned with your duties as well. Just keep doing what you are expected to do and keep praying and God will bless you with a normal son (as long as you haven't angered Him by sinning in any way- then He may just punish you with another messed up child)

My apologies, I made some typos. (Major typos... I will be more careful)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Into The Light

Just keep praying and don't complain to your husband about your problems with the baby either. I assure you that he has enough to deal with to be concerned with your duties as well. Just keep doing what you are expected to do and keep praying and God will bless you with a normal son (as long as you haven't angered him by sinning in anyway- then he may just punish you with another messed up child)

Well I must say, this is a bit unexpected. Mrs. Naomi Portway, as pathetic a mother and useless wife as she may be, is still a True Christian™. Kindly keep in mind that while you are participating on our forums, you are expected to be respectful to your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even those younger than you. You might think of it in this way:

God's Divine Hierarchy
God
Jesus
Pastors
True Christian™ Men
True Christian™ Women <----- Mrs. Naomi Portway
Forum Members
People Who Buy Bottled Water
Fleas
Unsaved Scum <---- You

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Into The Light

Sachs, huh? Sounds like a joo name. Are you sure you didn't marry a damned joo-boy?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Into The Light

Aaron doesn't let me talk to too many people, he says all I do is embarrass him because I say stupid stuff all the time. So thanks for telling how you had normal babies. I really wish mine wasn't so messed up. I keep praying for it to get better, but all it does cry and try to bite me.

Sweet Jesus I wish you'd shut your yap and stop bellyaching all the time about that freaky little demon you popped out.