[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Into The Light

Sweet Jesus I wish you'd shut your yap and stop bellyaching all the time about that freaky little demon you popped out.

Sorry Pastor sir, I'll try to be better. Aaron saw your post and told me to tell you it made him so mad that I accidentally fell down the stairs again.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Into The Light

Sorry Pastor sir, I'll try to be better. Aaron saw your post and told me to tell you it made him so mad that I accidentally fell down the stairs again.

Dear, it may not be Biblical, but please remember not to "air your dirty laundry in public". After all, everything you post on here is taken by evil atheists and twisted to make our men folk look "abusive".

And fix your stairs, glue down some rubber treads or something.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Into The Light

Just make sure you don't "fall down the stairs" when you're pregnant!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Into The Light

Welcome young lady. I'll pray for your virginity to remain intact amoung all the half breeds in that cesspool.
Please be careful as all the wetbacks there like to shoot people, even innocent ones.

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Well I must say, this is a bit unexpected. Mrs. Naomi Portway, as pathetic a mother and useless wife as she may be, is still a True Christian™. Kindly keep in mind that while you are participating on our forums, you are expected to be respectful to your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even those younger than you. You might think of it in this way:

God's Divine Hierarchy
God
Jesus
Pastors
True Christian™ Men
True Christian™ Women <----- Mrs. Naomi Portway
Forum Members
People Who Buy Bottled Water
Fleas
Unsaved Scum <---- You

Oh goodness, my apologies. I will never violate God's hierarchy again.

Sachs, huh? Sounds like a joo name. Are you sure you didn't marry a damned joo-boy?

My husband Timothy Sachs has never shown any joo-like tendencies. I don't think he is a joo... I surely hope not!

Welcome young lady. I'll pray for your virginity to remain intact amoung all the half breeds in that cesspool.
Please be careful as all the wetbacks there like to shoot people, even innocent ones.

Thank you for your welcome!

[Isabel G]

Re: Into The Light

Hi Becky,

I think we live close to each other, we should hang out and praise Jesus together. I used to be a hot mess, but now I'm strong in Him.

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Into The Light

Well, howdy Mrs. Rebecca! It's a pleasure to meet another wife my age! Welcom to God's favorite forum! God was surely smiling on you when he blessed you with all those babies in four years! I'm going through my first pregnancy myself. Anyhow, if you ever leave your big city and visit my big city, stop by for some barbeque!

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Well, howdy Mrs. Rebecca! It's a pleasure to meet another wife my age! Welcom to God's favorite forum! God was surely smiling on you when he blessed you with all those babies in four years! I'm going through my first pregnancy myself. Anyhow, if you ever leave your big city and visit my big city, stop by for some barbeque!

Why thank you for your kind welcome!

[Isabel G]

Re: Into The Light

Why thank you for your kind welcome!

Why did you ignore me?

[Alterboy]

Re: Into The Light

Why did you ignore me?

Sister Isabel, perhaps she shall take you on that thoughtful invitation to read the Bible together once you become a True Christian...

There are many wolves in sheep's clothing here.
YIC,

Jon

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Why did you ignore me?

Sister Isabel, perhaps she shall take you on that thoughtful invitation to read the Bible together once you become a True Christian...

There are many wolves in sheep's clothing here.
YIC,

Jon

Hi Becky,

I think we live close to each other, we should hang out and praise Jesus together. I used to be a hot mess, but now I'm strong in Him.

To be honest, Ms. Isabel, I was a little afraid to respond to you because I don't know what a 'hot mess' is and I didn't want to make a fool of myself again. However I will speak to my husband and get back to you.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Into The Light

To be honest, Ms. Isabel, I was a little afraid to respond to you because I don't know what a 'hot mess' is and I didn't want to make a fool of myself again. However I will speak to my husband and get back to you.

Isabel is an ex-negro. If you hover over the icons beside peoples names then you can kind of get a background on people. I don't know her exact background, but she has given up her stoop-sitting, welfare grabbing, who knows who the father is baby popping for a Christian life. She hasn't made it to True Christian yet, but I believe she's working on it.

I believe the "hot mess" she's referring to is her life before Jesus.

[twintailedprincess]

Re: Into The Light

Isabel is an ex-negro. If you hover over the icons beside peoples names then you can kind of get a background on people. I don't know her exact background, but she has given up her stoop-sitting, welfare grabbing, who knows who the father is baby popping for a Christian life. She hasn't made it to True Christian yet, but I believe she's working on it.

I believe the "hot mess" she's referring to is her life before Jesus.

Thank you for the information. I do appreciate your help!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Into The Light

To be honest, Ms. Isabel, I was a little afraid to respond to you because I don't know what a 'hot mess' is and I didn't want to make a fool of myself again. However I will speak to my husband and get back to you.

Rebecca, I highlighted a troubling contraction in your post. Why are you using the ultra liberal Ms. honorific to refer to Miss Isabel? I would have thought a supposed Christian wife would know that using such feministic terms is by nature antireligious.

Are you really who you claim to be? Or are you in reality an undercover feminist yourself, on some sort of mission to infiltrate and destroy our Godly yet humble church?

I anxiously await your explanation.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Into The Light

Thank you Professor Bessemer. I get sick enough reading about contractions over in the women's section of the forum. Why do they have to talk about that stuff?