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  • Mrs. Naomi Portway
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 123

    #31
    Re: Into The Light

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Sweet Jesus I wish you'd shut your yap and stop bellyaching all the time about that freaky little demon you popped out.
    Sorry Pastor sir, I'll try to be better. Aaron saw your post and told me to tell you it made him so mad that I accidentally fell down the stairs again.
    Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

    "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

    Pat Robertson

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #32
      Re: Into The Light

      Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
      Sorry Pastor sir, I'll try to be better. Aaron saw your post and told me to tell you it made him so mad that I accidentally fell down the stairs again.
      Dear, it may not be Biblical, but please remember not to "air your dirty laundry in public". After all, everything you post on here is taken by evil atheists and twisted to make our men folk look "abusive".

      And fix your stairs, glue down some rubber treads or something.
      Drama queen

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #33
        Re: Into The Light

        Just make sure you don't "fall down the stairs" when you're pregnant!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #34
          Re: Into The Light

          Welcome young lady. I'll pray for your virginity to remain intact amoung all the half breeds in that cesspool.
          Please be careful as all the wetbacks there like to shoot people, even innocent ones.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • twintailedprincess
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2013
            • 32

            #35
            Re: Into The Light

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Well I must say, this is a bit unexpected. Mrs. Naomi Portway, as pathetic a mother and useless wife as she may be, is still a True Christian™. Kindly keep in mind that while you are participating on our forums, you are expected to be respectful to your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even those younger than you. You might think of it in this way:

            God's Divine Hierarchy
            God
            Jesus
            Pastors
            True Christian™ Men
            True Christian™ Women <----- Mrs. Naomi Portway
            Forum Members
            People Who Buy Bottled Water
            Fleas
            Unsaved Scum <---- You


            Oh goodness, my apologies. I will never violate God's hierarchy again.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Sachs, huh? Sounds like a joo name. Are you sure you didn't marry a damned joo-boy?
            My husband Timothy Sachs has never shown any joo-like tendencies. I don't think he is a joo... I surely hope not!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Welcome young lady. I'll pray for your virginity to remain intact amoung all the half breeds in that cesspool.
            Please be careful as all the wetbacks there like to shoot people, even innocent ones.
            Thank you for your welcome!

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            • Isabel G
              DOF investigation completed.
              Checks out perfectly.
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2012
              • 34

              #36
              Re: Into The Light

              Hi Becky,

              I think we live close to each other, we should hang out and praise Jesus together. I used to be a hot mess, but now I'm strong in Him.

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              • Alexandria Puckett
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2013
                • 256

                #37
                Re: Into The Light

                Well, howdy Mrs. Rebecca! It's a pleasure to meet another wife my age! Welcom to God's favorite forum! God was surely smiling on you when he blessed you with all those babies in four years! I'm going through my first pregnancy myself. Anyhow, if you ever leave your big city and visit my big city, stop by for some barbeque!
                But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                • twintailedprincess
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 32

                  #38
                  Re: Into The Light

                  Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                  Well, howdy Mrs. Rebecca! It's a pleasure to meet another wife my age! Welcom to God's favorite forum! God was surely smiling on you when he blessed you with all those babies in four years! I'm going through my first pregnancy myself. Anyhow, if you ever leave your big city and visit my big city, stop by for some barbeque!
                  Why thank you for your kind welcome!

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                  • Isabel G
                    DOF investigation completed.
                    Checks out perfectly.
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 34

                    #39
                    Re: Into The Light

                    Originally posted by twintailedprincess View Post
                    Why thank you for your kind welcome!
                    Why did you ignore me?

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                    • Alterboy
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 207

                      #40
                      Re: Into The Light

                      Originally posted by Isabel G View Post
                      Why did you ignore me?
                      Sister Isabel, perhaps she shall take you on that thoughtful invitation to read the Bible together once you become a True Christian...

                      There are many wolves in sheep's clothing here.
                      YIC,

                      Jon
                      I Samuel 20:4
                      "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                      This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                      • twintailedprincess
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 32

                        #41
                        Re: Into The Light

                        Originally posted by Isabel G View Post
                        Why did you ignore me?
                        Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
                        Sister Isabel, perhaps she shall take you on that thoughtful invitation to read the Bible together once you become a True Christian...

                        There are many wolves in sheep's clothing here.
                        YIC,

                        Jon
                        Originally posted by Isabel G View Post
                        Hi Becky,

                        I think we live close to each other, we should hang out and praise Jesus together. I used to be a hot mess, but now I'm strong in Him.
                        To be honest, Ms. Isabel, I was a little afraid to respond to you because I don't know what a 'hot mess' is and I didn't want to make a fool of myself again. However I will speak to my husband and get back to you.

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #42
                          Re: Into The Light

                          Originally posted by twintailedprincess View Post
                          To be honest, Ms. Isabel, I was a little afraid to respond to you because I don't know what a 'hot mess' is and I didn't want to make a fool of myself again. However I will speak to my husband and get back to you.
                          Isabel is an ex-negro. If you hover over the icons beside peoples names then you can kind of get a background on people. I don't know her exact background, but she has given up her stoop-sitting, welfare grabbing, who knows who the father is baby popping for a Christian life. She hasn't made it to True Christian yet, but I believe she's working on it.

                          I believe the "hot mess" she's referring to is her life before Jesus.
                          Drama queen

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                          • twintailedprincess
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 32

                            #43
                            Re: Into The Light

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            Isabel is an ex-negro. If you hover over the icons beside peoples names then you can kind of get a background on people. I don't know her exact background, but she has given up her stoop-sitting, welfare grabbing, who knows who the father is baby popping for a Christian life. She hasn't made it to True Christian yet, but I believe she's working on it.

                            I believe the "hot mess" she's referring to is her life before Jesus.
                            Thank you for the information. I do appreciate your help!

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                            • Professor Bessemer
                              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2009
                              • 2952

                              #44
                              Re: Into The Light

                              Originally posted by twintailedprincess View Post
                              To be honest, Ms. Isabel, I was a little afraid to respond to you because I don't know what a 'hot mess' is and I didn't want to make a fool of myself again. However I will speak to my husband and get back to you.
                              Rebecca, I highlighted a troubling contraction in your post. Why are you using the ultra liberal Ms. honorific to refer to Miss Isabel? I would have thought a supposed Christian wife would know that using such feministic terms is by nature antireligious.

                              Are you really who you claim to be? Or are you in reality an undercover feminist yourself, on some sort of mission to infiltrate and destroy our Godly yet humble church?

                              I anxiously await your explanation.
                              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050

                                #45
                                Re: Into The Light

                                Thank you Professor Bessemer. I get sick enough reading about contractions over in the women's section of the forum. Why do they have to talk about that stuff?
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