[Esther B.]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Welcome Bunty!

I am quite impressed by your introduction, as most of the people who join forget to follow the instructions for writing an introduction.

Congratulations on becoming a forum member so quickly!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Please tell me good doctor, are you betrothed to a worthy young Christian woman? If not, there are some lovely virgins in my congregation who would be smitten by you.

I am a divorcee as my wife was an adulteress and a heathen and put her career in the government above due diligence to The Lord.

As it is my duty to create new soldiers for Christ I would be well disposed to a young Christian woman who knew her place and was willing to move to the UK to rear the fruit of my lions.

Please do encourage such women to make an account so that I may vet them.

YIC

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

What an adventurous woman you are! I would be frightened to be surrounded by so many savages, but I suppose with the introduction of Christ Jesus, they would be as safe and civil as any man in America. Welcome to our friendly forum. It's nice to have another Titus 2 woman in our midst to help the young ones get their bearings in this dark and wicked world.

Dearest Mary

Thank you for the wondrous welcome! And thank you kindly to the rest of your Christian brethren for warming my heart with your kind words. While it is Spring the manor is yet to be warm and it is very drafty. A slight wind won't get this Dame into unGodly pant trousers!

Yes Mary, at first the nigras were very frightening, but the word of Jesus and five men with large shotguns soon set them right! Africa would be a wondrous place without all the flies.

I look forward to helping our young ones, they need our strength and guidance to avoid harlotry and damnation what!!! Also, if you have a reliable Christian male approved rhubarb pie recipe I would be much obliged.

Yours in titanic proportions
Bunty

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

As is good Christian custom, I should divulge how I came to find Jesus and have my life wonderfully changed ever since. Many years ago, on my honeymoon with Sir William, we had the good fortune of travelling on a faith mission to that darkest of places, Africa. The wonderful Christians I encountered on this journey in the poorest and dirtiest parts of the world, and the joy that they spread through the word showed me that having Jesus in my heart was the only way I would remain a strong virtuous moral woman for the rest of my days. All the nigras that had found Jesus were so happy in their lives, despite not having maids, butlers, horses, clothing, books, and young men holding large feathers to cool them down. The ones that kept on touching my exotic blonde locks were quite frightening. I was surprised that the nigras did not have scales as my mother has always told me.

What an adventurous woman you are! I would be frightened to be surrounded by so many savages, but I suppose with the introduction of Christ Jesus, they would be as safe and civil as any man in America. Welcome to our friendly forum. It's nice to have another Titus 2 woman in our midst to help the young ones get their bearings in this dark and wicked world.

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Good day August

Thank you for the warm welcome. Yes, I am very fortunate to have led the life I have led, and I thank Jesus every day in my prayers for all he has bestowed upon me.

I see you are a helper of the poor. This is admirable. Please tell me more of what you do.

In glassy reflection,
Bunty

[august]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Welcome, Bunty.

You sound like a very fortunate woman.

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

That's as maybe. But it would keep them from oestrogening the place up when we could be focussing our attention on the young, vibrant, firm thighed young male youths crying out for succor from Jesus.

Nothing clouds an eager young youth's nimble mind and mouth more that the distractions of skanks who are probably going to Hell anyway.

A separate forum for female introduction would keep their supple young minds and bodies focus firmly on message of the Good News.

YIC

Good greetings Dr Niles

It pleases me that there are men of your calibre on this forum. As is entirely expected, you are inexorably correct. I shall ask my husband to rebuke me for my opinion, and for the images of firm young male thighs that entered my mind on your mention of them.

Please tell me good doctor, are you betrothed to a worthy young Christian woman? If not, there are some lovely virgins in my congregation who would be smitten by you.

In humble grace
Bunty

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Do you not feel that a separate forum for women would be an open invitation for under-garment burning feminists and Jewesses to run willy nilly all over this fair interweb area with their "liberal" ideas of independence and free thought?

That's as maybe. But it would keep them from oestrogening the place up when we could be focussing our attention on the young, vibrant, firm thighed young male youths crying out for succor from Jesus.

Nothing clouds an eager young youth's nimble mind and mouth more that the distractions of skanks who are probably going to Hell anyway.

A separate forum for female introduction would keep their supple young minds and bodies focus firmly on message of the Good News.

YIC

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

*** Note to Admins: We really need a seperate place for cackling females to introduce themselves. They just go on and on.

Welcome Mrs. Bunting. Where is your husband?

Good day to you Mr.Hutchins

We English do not cackle. We sometimes neigh, but generally we only emit noises as our husbands bid it. That Margaret Thatcher did not know her place.

Do you not feel that a separate forum for women would be an open invitation for under-garment burning feminists and Jewesses to run willy nilly all over this fair interweb area with their "liberal" ideas of independence and free thought? That thought send chills down my spine, and I shall sleep much better at night knowing that strong men are running this forum, and keeping us women in line.

My husband is out with grounds keeper, killing a deer for Sunday lunch. I believe cook has also made pie.

Yours in Godly swelling
Bunty


Ps your beard is very becoming. Do you condition it as God intended?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

*** Note to Admins: We really need a seperate place for cackling females to introduce themselves. They just go on and on.

Welcome Mrs. Bunting. Where is your husband?

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Dear Dame,
After praying on this matter for a few hours, I think you need to know that your beloved husband has been keeping secrets from you.

Dear Alterboy

If you have prayed diligently on this matter for a few hours there is no doubt in my minute female mind that you are entirely correct what!

However, as his property, I can only assume that whatever secrets he may be keeping from me are not meant to be known by me. God would not grace me with a husband of questionable virtue what!!!

I would appreciate insinuations of Sir Wiliam not be made by you too lightly.

Yours in slighly less buttery warmness than usual,
Dame Glynnis Hilfox

[Alterboy]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Greetings again Alterboy!

Amos, my man, has informed me that this device is actually a computer. It all makes sense now. I thought only Nasa had computers.

I do not understand why these scornful yet hard-to-look-away-from images of now completely naked men are appearing. All I do is select "History" on Willy's screen, as I like history, and would like to learn more about long long ago, but these men still appear! If you know of a good Christian computer man in Wiltshire please tell him to come to the biggest house and help me.

Is this Ezekiel the same Pastor Ezekiel above? He seems a fine man blessed with lovely teeth and good well co-ordinated fingers, as his typing is exemplary.

In fluttery warmness,
Bunty

Dear Dame,
After praying on this matter for a few hours, I think you need to know that your beloved husband has been keeping secrets from you.

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Salutations once more dear Bunty,
The internets is a dangerous breeding ground of sin. Everytime I log in I am solicited by homersodomites in sinful and demeaning manners that I shall not recount on such a devote a forum as this one.
So, your situation of scantily clad images of men appearing on your computer comes as no surprise. It is Satan trying to sell toned, lithe images of attractive men our way to attempt to lead us astray.

We must not fall into his trap of sexuality!

PS, we have a wonderful pastor from Iowa on this very forum: Ezekiel. He is a godly man who performs the most amazing baptismals! He has made many a woman and man wet with the divine fluids of His salvation.

Greetings again Alterboy!

Amos, my man, has informed me that this device is actually a computer. It all makes sense now. I thought only Nasa had computers.

I do not understand why these scornful yet hard-to-look-away-from images of now completely naked men are appearing. All I do is select "History" on Willy's screen, as I like history, and would like to learn more about long long ago, but these men still appear! If you know of a good Christian computer man in Wiltshire please tell him to come to the biggest house and help me.

Is this Ezekiel the same Pastor Ezekiel above? He seems a fine man blessed with lovely teeth and good well co-ordinated fingers, as his typing is exemplary.

In fluttery warmness,
Bunty

[Alterboy]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Good day to you Alterboy.

Thank you for your terse and important question! I apologise for not replying immediately, the electrickery typewriter was showing me ghastly images of young men swimming and I could not make it stop! Technology!!!

BelieverInGod is entirely correct. Henry the 8th took a cult and made it even more unholy by disrespecting the sacred oath that is marriage!!! This was mainly so he could spread his seed wherever possible, due to low self esteem. If he was as strong a man as my Willkins, there would be no need for all that dilly-dallying with guillotines and divorces. What a wicked wicked man!

And yes, Jesus was the grandest fisher of men. It warms my old heart, and sets my pacemaker at a nice comforting gallop.

I was baptised by a wonderful pastor from fair Iowa. He had the loveliest hands and a viciously lovely man beard, almost like Moses but not like a wizard.

Yours in loving goodness,
Bunty

Salutations once more dear Bunty,
The internets is a dangerous breeding ground of sin. Everytime I log in I am solicited by homersodomites in sinful and demeaning manners that I shall not recount on such a devote a forum as this one.
So, your situation of scantily clad images of men appearing on your computer comes as no surprise. It is Satan trying to sell toned, lithe images of attractive men our way to attempt to lead us astray.

We must not fall into his trap of sexuality!

PS, we have a wonderful pastor from Iowa on this very forum: Ezekiel. He is a godly man who performs the most amazing baptismals! He has made many a woman and man wet with the divine fluids of His salvation.

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. How do you spell the name your husband bestowed upon you? One "l" or two?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

A wonderful day to you Pastor!

The incredible name of my husband's family does only contain one "l". It is with great embarrassment that I admit that this is the only the second time my dear Willikins has allowed me to use the manor electrickery typewriter screen device, and my fingers slip on these shiny small buttons.

I shall go forth and inform of this grievous error, and accept whatever atonement he feels is fair. If it's a night without supper I shall accept it gladly, though I would prefer the cane as cook has prepared a suckling pig for dinner.

Please let me add I am rambunctiously happy to make your acquaintance. I shall heed your advice and study the forums carefully so as to make the best contribution possible to this fine establishment of a forum, and if you are ever in Wiltshire, please note I have 42 bedrooms and countless God-fearing maids who will be at your beck and call. Pop in for tea or some beef.

In unfailing sincerity
Bunty