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  • spunkunicorns
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2013
    • 13
    #1

    Hello All from Louisiana!

    I'm pinkunicorns. I go to the Open Door Baptist Church somewhere in Wisconsin. I found Jesus on a piece of cheese toast when I was 6. He's been talking to me ever since.
    No but seriously, I accepted Him into my heart just a mere 2 years ago. I was a total heathen. Converted bisexual. My husband has to beat me daily to keep the demon urges I have at bay.
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    • Seth Campbell
      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 1565
      #2
      Re: Hello All from Louisiana!

      Nice try, we've seen your posts
      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • Alterboy
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2013
          • 207
          #3
          Re: Hello All from Louisiana!

          Your poor husband must have his hands full.
          I Samuel 20:4
          "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
          This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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