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    Greetings from The UnGodly Land of Arizona!!!

    Greetings, all! I'm Dave, 48 years old but looking younger than most because of the LORD's caring for me! I've lived in Arizona all of my life, and, yes, there ARE just as many MEXICAN SCUM as they say there is! The only fella who can solve this MEXICAN'T SCUM problem is the Godly Sheriff Joe Arpaio, a Great Christian and Republican! As there are many MEXICAN SCUM around, there are obviously many fags and associated Papist Catlickers in the general area of my city, Peoria. This place doesn't hold a candle to Freehold, just from reading about it. Ya'll seem like great, nice folk who are just about the only real Christians left on God's Earth and I would enjoy being welcomed into the community of the great people on this forum, at the Landover Baptist Church, and the town/city of Freehold.

    I have a beautiful, amazing Christian wife, Arlene, who has bore four sons (and no girls!) for me: Ezekiel, Matthew, Joseph Robert (Big Bob), and John Robert (Little Bob)-we are all happy living in our wonderful home (although it is in the desert) with the Bible as our only book and entertainment-we currently have over 250 different King James Bibles, and, as all churches in the area are non-Godly and mostly Papist, we have our own home Services seven days a week: 2 hours for 6 days of the week, and 5 hours on Sunday. My favorite verse in the Bible is, of course, Relevation 21: 8. I won't post it here, because I'm sure in my heart that ya'll already know it like any good God-Fearers and True Christians!
    I hope ya'll accept me eventually as a True Believer in Our LORD, Jesus Christ. Hopefully I can maybe be invited out of this MEXICAN'T HELLHOLE and come to Freehold, if possible! I can hope
    Nice to meet everyone on here, ya'll are some of the only good people left in the world.
    -Dave
    ALL MEXICANS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY NOW!!!
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    Re: Greetings from The UnGodly Land of Arizona!!!

    Welcome to God's favorite forum. Shake the sand out of your boots and tell us about yourself. How did you come to accept Christ? How often do you have to discipline your wife and sons?

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings from The UnGodly Land of Arizona!!!

      Originally posted by LordFearing View Post
      Greetings, all! I'm Dave, 48 years old but looking younger than most because of the LORD's caring for me! I've lived in Arizona all of my life, and, yes, there ARE just as many MEXICAN SCUM as they say there is! The only fella who can solve this MEXICAN'T SCUM problem is the Godly Sheriff Joe Arpaio, a Great Christian and Republican! As there are many MEXICAN SCUM around, there are obviously many fags and associated Papist Catlickers in the general area of my city, Peoria. This place doesn't hold a candle to Freehold, just from reading about it. Ya'll seem like great, nice folk who are just about the only real Christians left on God's Earth and I would enjoy being welcomed into the community of the great people on this forum, at the Landover Baptist Church, and the town/city of Freehold.

      I have a beautiful, amazing Christian wife, Arlene, who has bore four sons (and no girls!) for me: Ezekiel, Matthew, Joseph Robert (Big Bob), and John Robert (Little Bob)-we are all happy living in our wonderful home (although it is in the desert) with the Bible as our only book and entertainment-we currently have over 250 different King James Bibles, and, as all churches in the area are non-Godly and mostly Papist, we have our own home Services seven days a week: 2 hours for 6 days of the week, and 5 hours on Sunday. My favorite verse in the Bible is, of course, Relevation 21: 8. I won't post it here, because I'm sure in my heart that ya'll already know it like any good God-Fearers and True Christians!
      I hope ya'll accept me eventually as a True Believer in Our LORD, Jesus Christ. Hopefully I can maybe be invited out of this MEXICAN'T HELLHOLE and come to Freehold, if possible! I can hope
      Nice to meet everyone on here, ya'll are some of the only good people left in the world.
      -Dave
      Welcome, Dave. Very nice introduction.

      You wouldn't believe how many really stupid atheists register here and can't post an introduction even a third as good as yours, despite boasting of how smart they and their scientists in white coats are.

      But you know, I just can't fathom the pain you must experience in living daily in such a hot, dry, snake-and-rat-infested place where catlick, carpooling Mexicans wielding leaf blowers ruin everything. It must be terrible.

      You have my prayers.

      Yours in Him,

      Pastor Ed

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings from The UnGodly Land of Arizona!!!

        How can you say that Arizona is Godless when that's where Pastor Anderson is from?

        Drama queen

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings from The UnGodly Land of Arizona!!!

          A cautious hello to you. I don't know where you get off calling a good red state like Arizona "ungodly," and I'm troubled that you would refer to one of the lower races as "scum," but I suppose I'll give you a chance to earn my trust.
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          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings from The UnGodly Land of Arizona!!!

            Welcome Dave to God's chosen forum.
            I hope that the holy spirit touches you everytime you log in.
            YIC,
            Jon
            I Samuel 20:4
            "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
            This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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