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  • husbandslover
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2013
    • 51

    #1

    lostandlooking

    My name is Joy. I am lost. My husband is not. I'm 24. Thanks.
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #2
    Re: lostandlooking

    Originally posted by husbandslover View Post
    My name is Joy. I am lost. My husband is not. I'm 24. Thanks.
    So your own husband thinks you aren't worth the bother. Why should anyone else, if you can't be bothered to read the Bible?

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: lostandlooking

      Originally posted by husbandslover View Post
      My name is Joy. I am lost. My husband is not. I'm 24. Thanks.
      Drama queen

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      • Dr. Isaiah Jones
        Christ's Antiquarius
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 736

        #4
        Re: lostandlooking

        You call that an introduction? How about sharing something about your life, how you found Jesus and which church you attend?

        Do you have your husband's permission to be here?
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        2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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        • husbandslover
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          Forum Member
          • Mar 2013
          • 51

          #5
          Re: lostandlooking

          I apologize. We attend Truth Tabernacle in Missouri. Yes he does know I am here. What do you want to know sir? I am married and attempting to have children.

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: lostandlooking

            Originally posted by husbandslover View Post
            I apologize. We attend Truth Tabernacle in Missouri. Yes he does know I am here. What do you want to know sir? I am married and attempting to have children.
            From the top of the page
            The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
            Drama queen

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #7
              Re: lostandlooking

              Originally posted by husbandslover View Post
              ...What do you want to know sir?...
              Why does your husband hate you so much that he'd entrust your education to complete strangers over the internet?

              Why haven't you read the Bible yet?

              How have you not drowned in the shower?

              How did your father spend the 50 shekels?

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #8
                Re: lostandlooking

                Well since your church doesn't seem to have a web page, can you please explain what a "United Pentecostal" church is?

                A United church seems the complete opposite of a Pentecostal church, so I'm not sure how you blend the two.
                Drama queen

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                • husbandslover
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                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 51

                  #9
                  Re: lostandlooking

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Why does your husband hate you so much that he'd entrust your education to complete strangers over the internet?

                  Why haven't you read the Bible yet?

                  How have you not drowned in the shower?

                  How did your father spend the 50 shekels?
                  I don't know why I haven't read. My husband is so busy all the time working. He will be checking everything I wrote later. I don't know what u mean 50 shekels?

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                  • husbandslover
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                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 51

                    #10
                    Re: lostandlooking

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    Well since your church doesn't seem to have a web page, can you please explain what a "United Pentecostal" church is?

                    A United church seems the complete opposite of a Pentecostal church, so I'm not sure how you blend the two.
                    Its not UPC. Its a holiness based church. Women can't cut hair, wear paints, jewery or makeup.

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #11
                      Re: lostandlooking

                      Wow, it's like pulling teeth.

                      Okay, so we know
                      • Your name is Joy
                      • You're 24
                      • You live in Missouri
                      • You go to a "United-Pentecostal" church
                      • You have no children
                      • Your husband spanks you
                      • He will be checking on you

                      And it's taken 7 posts to get that much out of you.





                      Okay, maybe if I set out the questions one by one, you'll be able to answer them.


                      1. What is your favorite Bible verse
                      2. How did you come to find Jesus
                      3. How long have you been married
                      4. Why haven't you read the Bible
                      5. How can you consider yourself Christian if you don't read the Bible
                      6. Does your husband not tell you what you are being punished for

                      At least that will be a start.
                      Drama queen

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #12
                        Re: lostandlooking

                        Originally posted by husbandslover View Post
                        Its not UPC. Its a holiness based church. Women can't cut hair, wear paints, jewery or makeup.
                        Huh?

                        http://www.yellowpages.com/boonville...d-pent-1903866
                        • Truth Tabernacle United Pentecostal Church
                        • 660-882-7707

                          • 1232 Bingham Rd Boonville, MO 65233
                        Drama queen

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #13
                          Re: lostandlooking

                          Originally posted by husbandslover View Post
                          I don't know why I haven't read...
                          I don't know how you keep breathing without someone to remind you.

                          ...My husband is so busy all the time working...
                          Oh, yeah, "working". If I'd had the misfortune to marry someone as dim as you, I'd "work" all the time, too.

                          ...He will be checking everything I wrote later...
                          And if he's a Bible-believing Christian, you won't be able to sit comfortably for months.

                          ...I don't know what u mean 50 shekels?
                          If you'd read the Bible, you would know. How about you go do that, and stop wasting people's time insisting on being spoonfed?

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #14
                            Re: lostandlooking

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post

                            Somehow, I'll take the yellowpages word on it, they're much more forthcoming.
                            Drama queen

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                            • husbandslover
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 51

                              #15
                              Re: lostandlooking

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              Wow, it's like pulling teeth.

                              Okay, so we know
                              • Your name is Joy
                              • You're 24
                              • You live in Missouri
                              • You go to a "United-Pentecostal" church
                              • You have no children
                              • Your husband spanks you
                              • He will be checking on you

                              And it's taken 7 posts to get that much out of you.





                              Okay, maybe if I set out the questions one by one, you'll be able to answer them.


                              1. What is your favorite Bible verse
                              2. How did you come to find Jesus
                              3. How long have you been married
                              4. Why haven't you read the Bible
                              5. How can you consider yourself Christian if you don't read the Bible
                              6. Does your husband not tell you what you are being punished for

                              At least that will be a start.
                              I don't have one. Been married for a few months. I don't consider myself a christian. And yes he does. I shared it in one of the other forums.

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