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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Sven Johnson View Post
    China people eat dogs....enough for me
    You mean they got you sold with the dogs? They don't need to bring on the cat? Very economical. The toad always looks appetising too.

    shown here lightly steamed.

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  • Sven Johnson
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    China people eat dogs....enough for me

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  • Brother Larry
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    Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post
    You understand me just fine when blood stain to go away from bearskin rug!

    Don't worry pastor buddy, I got your back. Now you scratch mine, yes?
    Brother Wang Chung:

    Please open a King James Version of the Holy Bible (wearing gloves so as not to stain the pages yellow) and turn to Exodus 20:16: Thou shalt not beare false witnes against thy neighbour.

    How dare you imply that manly Pastor Zeke might have a bearskin rug. I am sure this insults him from his fabulous hair all the way past those hot pecs to the muscled thighs and sturdy calves that lead to his feet that wear shoes of peace (Ephesians 6:15). (Hey hey, Zeke!)

    I once worked with a Chinawoman. When I told her that I had purchased a set of tapes to learn to speak jap, she said, "Oh, I try learn Japanese but I no like. Japanese sound funny." Pot? Meet the kettle. Or should I say wok?

    Wok like an egyptian...oh I so funny I make me laugh long time.

    Anyway, Mr. Yangtzee, or whatever - unless you turn from the fat bellied man that is in no way shape or form a deity, I hope you learn to cook rice in quantities for the minions of the devil. There will be plenty of fire.

    On my way to True Christianity (but not quite there),
    Brother Larry

    "You place order. You place order now. I busy! Other customah!"
    Teehee. Praise Jesus for inferior cultures placed here for our amusement!

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  • Mr. Sam Woo
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    You understand me just fine when blood stain to go away from bearskin rug!

    Don't worry pastor buddy, I got your back. Now you scratch mine, yes?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post
    Why I'm still Unsaved Trash?

    Pastor Zeke, my tithe checks all been cashed, so I know you getting them!
    I don't speakee da chink talk, Hop-Sing. Go tend to your laundry.

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  • Mr. Sam Woo
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    Why I'm still Unsaved Trash?

    Pastor Zeke, my tithe checks all been cashed, so I know you getting them!

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  • Sammy The Penitent
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    Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post
    You confused, buddy! God no make Chinese! Chinese people made by Nüwa!
    Dear Hoo Flung Poo,

    According to you (And you're a Chinaman, right?) You were made out of clay by a thing that has a human head with the body of a snake.

    You need to lay off the opium, Tonto.

    YIC

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  • Mary Thompson
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    Here is some scripture to prove that "Nuwa" does not exist:
    (Exodus 20: 3) (Deuteronomy 5: 7) (Psalms 18: 31) (Isaiah 44: 6) .

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  • Mary Thompson
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    Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post
    Don't worry buddy, Nüwa not my goddess! I worship Jesus Christ now! I'm just telling you straight, Chinese made by Nüwa. Does not mean I worship her!
    Hi Mr. Woo, I know you said that you worship Jesus Christ, but you still say that this "Nuwa" exists, funny, because I don't see anything about her in the Bible, surely someone so important would have something in the Bible about them, right?
    Or maybe she doesn't exist and you should focus completely on Jesus Christ.

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  • Rachel White
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    Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post
    Don't worry buddy, Nüwa not my goddess! I worship Jesus Christ now! I'm just telling you straight, Chinese made by Nüwa. Does not mean I worship her!
    Nuwa is a myth. She couldn't have made anything. God created everything, and that's the end of it.

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  • Mr. Sam Woo
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    Don't worry buddy, Nüwa not my goddess! I worship Jesus Christ now! I'm just telling you straight, Chinese made by Nüwa. Does not mean I worship her!

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  • Barry
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    OK Slopey, since you're new here, I'm gonna be kind and give you a heads up on what to expect on this forum. I'll warn you now, I think you might be about to run into an incy wincy tincy little bit of a problem, by posting up things, about your silly, made up, Gook God Nüwa on this forum.

    I'm curious, what does dog taste like?

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  • Mr. Sam Woo
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    Originally posted by Barry View Post
    I can't think why but God will have made your sort for a reason.
    You confused, buddy! God no make Chinese! Chinese people made by Nüwa!

    You right though, Korean are also gooks. Big, stupid gooks. You can tell difference between Korean and Chinese because Korean girl always have fat ass, just like American.

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  • Barry
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    Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post
    "Gook" means Vietnamese.
    Like there's some kind of difference. Any slanty eyed, yellow skined, primative race, that has not yet mastered the concept of eating food with a knife and fork is a "Gook". What do you think we called those Koreans, when we were bombing the hell out of them? I can't think why but God will have made your sort for a reason. Just like the way he made people with ginger hair. So in the interests of harmony and efforts to offer christian fellowship to all who enter Landover, I'll think of another term to describe you. What would you prefer?

    Zippo
    Dink
    Pancake Face
    Chink
    Slope
    Dog Eatter

    I'm sure there must be at least two or three amongst these, that you might find agreable, Slopey.

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  • Mr. Sam Woo
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    Originally posted by Barry View Post
    Hiya Sam Woo, I'd like to welcome you, problem is, I don't know who I'm talking too. All you gooks look alike.

    For the sake of conveniance would you mind changing your avatar to something a little easier to identify. Find a picture of a monkey or a dog or something so we know who you are.
    Gook? How dare you talk to me like that? I never been so insulted in all my life!

    How dare you? HOW DARE YOU?????




    "Gook" means Vietnamese.

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