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Introducing post!
Hello my friends!
Mr. Woo here, owner of all 3 Freehold Dry Cleaners location! Including in-house Landover Laundry service for Landover Baptist Church Cathedral!
If you no know me, you know my nephew Jimmy Woo. He commute into Freehold seven days a week to run my cleaners for me.
Jimmy not focus enough! He want to be actor and get him white girlfriend, I think. I told him are you crazy? No white girl gonna date a Chinese guy!
Any how, I think he let my business fall to shit! I call up my good friend, your Mayor Johnny Joe Freehold. I told him I gonna move to Freehold to keep an eye on my business!
Johnny say only Christian allow to live in Freehold! Him say I have to get save first! I ask him how and he say make a introduction thread and accept Jesus so here I am!
Johnny Joe Freehold is great guy! Jimmy say he like to call him up and say, "Herro? Is this Randover Raundry service prease? You have ancient Chinese secret for me?"
That always crack me up when I think of it!
Mayor Freehold tell me I gotta tell you what church I go and my favorite Bible verse. No time for church! My favorite Bible verse Proverbs 13:4 because it tell you to WORK HARD and not be lazy slug like my nephew Jimmy:
箴言 13:4
Chinese Contemporary Bible (CC
4 懒惰人空有幻想，
勤快人心想事成。
Very nice to meet all of you! I no know what Johnny Freehold mean when he say accept Jesus but I happy to accept! Look forward to meet you all in person soon! If you know good realtor in Freehold, you have him call me! Tell him I just take a look. Not buying today!
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