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  • #16
    Re: Introducing post!

    If they only need it after "65" that doesn't explain the huge market and why so many animals are used.

    I'm sorry, I think I need to go to my prayer closet, this is leading my mind into unsafe territory.
    Drama queen

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    • #17
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      Yesterday morning the girl come and read me Bible in my office. She come again today. You know what minimum wage is in SF? TEN DOLLAR AND HOUR! This costing me lot of money! We get through Genesis, but it no make sense! Nothing about Jesus in there. Can I skip ahead to Jesus part? Time is money, my friend, time is money!

      Maybe I make donation to church? You know, a little something to sweeten the wheels of progress!

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      • #18
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        You don't need to pay some girl San Francisco's excessively high minimum wage to read the Bible. Get it on audio book and tell her to lift herself up by her own bootstraps!
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        • #19
          Re: Introducing post!

          What kind of trash are we letting into our Godly forum?

          Something stinks like a Chinese garbage heap
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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          • #20
            Re: Introducing post!

            Mr. Woo my girlfriend asked me to ask you why her dresses always come back with hard, dry whitish stains?
            Please stop eating mayonaise around her garments. Everytime when we go out on a chaperoned date I end up with really bad rashes where by skin touched said white marks!
            YIC,
            Jon.

            So glad to see you are finally dropping your Buddhist Satanic ways.
            I Samuel 20:4
            "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
            This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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            • #21
              Re: Introducing post!

              Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post

              Maybe I make donation to church? You know, a little something to sweeten the wheels of progress!
              I'm sure we could work something out. You people hate queers as much as we do, so there's that.



              Have your interpreter call our team of joo lawyers in the morning and we'll work out the drop donation details.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #22
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                Do you know how the Chinese decide what name to give their children?

                They throw a cooking pot down some stairs.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #23
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                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I'm sure we could work something out. You people hate queers as much as we do, so there's that.



                  Have your interpreter call our team of joo lawyers in the morning and we'll work out the drop donation details.
                  OK buddy, now you talk my language! You good guy Pastor Ezekiel! You tell me where to send donation!

                  Hey, you need household help? I can get you maid. You need nanny to watch your kid? I get!

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                  • #24
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                    OK, I got a problem. Somebody come to my door today to talk about Jesus. Him say salvation is gift you can't earn. Him say Jesus pay for it already and give it to everybody free of charge!

                    This can't be good thing! I raised Buddhist and Confucian. You know what Confucious name mean? Confucious = Kung Fu Tzu. Kung Fu mean hard work!

                    Buddha say you have to earn merit! Work hard to improve yourself!

                    I worry this Christianity make everybody lazy. No good if you all just lay around and let Jesus do work for you! You get lazy and soft like my nephew Jimmy! Him no damn good!

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                    • #25
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                      Being a Christian is very hard work, Mr. Woo. I don't know if you've ever been persecuted, but let me tell you, it's exhausting.
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                      • #26
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                        Mister Woo, the path of a True Christian is narrow, long and rocky. It is riddled with temptation and obstacles.
                        We have to live a life in accordance to the Bible in a world that is ruled by Satan.
                        It isn't easy. Only some of us make it look easy like Pastor Zeke.
                        I Samuel 20:4
                        "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                        This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                        • #27
                          Re: Introducing post!

                          Mr Woo.

                          Maybe you help me.
                          Hoo is General Tso? Me arways wonder. Why he arways make chicken so spicy?

                          Him some commie like chairman Mao?

                          Raughing Out Roud.

                          ---
                          Oh, i think i'll stop talking jap now. Just trying to make you feel welcome. Was kinda fun for a bit there--maybe i'll do it the rest of the day around the Mission i work in. It'll be funny. "Whos that Jap-speaking freak?" the homeless bums will all say. RoR!
                          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                          • #28
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                            That pretty funny, JustGotSaved! You funny guy! I not Japanese though. Japanese and Chinese very different. We HATE Japs. Hate them because they think they better than everybody.

                            Also we hate them because of Rape of Nanking.

                            You hear about that?

                            Bunch of Japanese soldiers come to China and all of a suddenly, all our women start acting like whores!

                            Very embarrassing, very shameful for China.

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                            • #29
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                              Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post
                              That pretty funny, JustGotSaved! You funny guy! I not Japanese though. Japanese and Chinese very different. We HATE Japs. Hate them because they think they better than everybody.

                              Also we hate them because of Rape of Nanking.

                              You hear about that?

                              Bunch of Japanese soldiers come to China and all of a suddenly, all our women start acting like whores!

                              Very embarrassing, very shameful for China.
                              Wow, so the Japanese come over and all of a sudden the women want to be whores, as opposed to staying with their men who need to eat rhino horn and tiger penis to get it up.

                              Huh, I wonder how that happened.

                              As for Jap or Chink, I can't tell them apart. Other than the chinks deep fry everything and the Japs don't cook things at all.
                              Drama queen

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                              • #30
                                Re: Introducing post!

                                Chink is very bad word! You call me Chinese, OK? You can tell Chinese from Japs because Chinese always working hard (except my nephew Jimmy), but Japs just like to watch porno cartoon all day and then go out and rape little girls.

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