[Mr. Sam Woo]

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Curry? That no good! Specially at my age! You know what happen if I eat curry? Bad thing happen!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Hey Woo, I have a question for you. I ordered Singapore Rice Noodles in one of your countrymen's restaurants while on a trip to Des Moines recently. I found out that the damn dish has curry in it. When did you chinks start borrowing cuisine from the dot heads?

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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Chink is very bad word! You call me Chinese, OK? You can tell Chinese from Japs because Chinese always working hard (except my nephew Jimmy), but Japs just like to watch porno cartoon all day and then go out and rape little girls.

[BelieverInGod]

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That pretty funny, JustGotSaved! You funny guy! I not Japanese though. Japanese and Chinese very different. We HATE Japs. Hate them because they think they better than everybody.

Also we hate them because of Rape of Nanking.

You hear about that?

Bunch of Japanese soldiers come to China and all of a suddenly, all our women start acting like whores!

Very embarrassing, very shameful for China.

Wow, so the Japanese come over and all of a sudden the women want to be whores, as opposed to staying with their men who need to eat rhino horn and tiger penis to get it up.

Huh, I wonder how that happened.

As for Jap or Chink, I can't tell them apart. Other than the chinks deep fry everything and the Japs don't cook things at all.

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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That pretty funny, JustGotSaved! You funny guy! I not Japanese though. Japanese and Chinese very different. We HATE Japs. Hate them because they think they better than everybody.

Also we hate them because of Rape of Nanking.

You hear about that?

Bunch of Japanese soldiers come to China and all of a suddenly, all our women start acting like whores!

Very embarrassing, very shameful for China.

[JustGotSaved]

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Mr Woo.

Maybe you help me.
Hoo is General Tso? Me arways wonder. Why he arways make chicken so spicy?

Him some commie like chairman Mao?

Raughing Out Roud.

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Oh, i think i'll stop talking jap now. Just trying to make you feel welcome. Was kinda fun for a bit there--maybe i'll do it the rest of the day around the Mission i work in. It'll be funny. "Whos that Jap-speaking freak?" the homeless bums will all say. RoR!

[Alterboy]

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Mister Woo, the path of a True Christian is narrow, long and rocky. It is riddled with temptation and obstacles.
We have to live a life in accordance to the Bible in a world that is ruled by Satan.
It isn't easy. Only some of us make it look easy like Pastor Zeke.

[Faith_Machine]

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Being a Christian is very hard work, Mr. Woo. I don't know if you've ever been persecuted, but let me tell you, it's exhausting.

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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OK, I got a problem. Somebody come to my door today to talk about Jesus. Him say salvation is gift you can't earn. Him say Jesus pay for it already and give it to everybody free of charge!

This can't be good thing! I raised Buddhist and Confucian. You know what Confucious name mean? Confucious = Kung Fu Tzu. Kung Fu mean hard work!

Buddha say you have to earn merit! Work hard to improve yourself!

I worry this Christianity make everybody lazy. No good if you all just lay around and let Jesus do work for you! You get lazy and soft like my nephew Jimmy! Him no damn good!

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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I'm sure we could work something out. You people hate queers as much as we do, so there's that.

Have your interpreter call our team of joo lawyers in the morning and we'll work out the drop donation details.

OK buddy, now you talk my language! You good guy Pastor Ezekiel! You tell me where to send donation!

Hey, you need household help? I can get you maid. You need nanny to watch your kid? I get!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Do you know how the Chinese decide what name to give their children?

They throw a cooking pot down some stairs.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Maybe I make donation to church? You know, a little something to sweeten the wheels of progress!

I'm sure we could work something out. You people hate queers as much as we do, so there's that.

Have your interpreter call our team of joo lawyers in the morning and we'll work out the drop donation details.

[Alterboy]

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Mr. Woo my girlfriend asked me to ask you why her dresses always come back with hard, dry whitish stains?
Please stop eating mayonaise around her garments. Everytime when we go out on a chaperoned date I end up with really bad rashes where by skin touched said white marks!
YIC,
Jon.

So glad to see you are finally dropping your Buddhist Satanic ways.

[Seth Campbell]

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What kind of trash are we letting into our Godly forum?

Something stinks like a Chinese garbage heap

[Faith_Machine]

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You don't need to pay some girl San Francisco's excessively high minimum wage to read the Bible. Get it on audio book and tell her to lift herself up by her own bootstraps!