Hello. My name is Servant.

[Servant]

Howdy everyone! My husband has for the first time allowed me onto the computer, and while searching the interwebs I stumbled upon your Godly forums. I am a Baptist Christian woman, and have gave my husband 4 boys, and sadly 1 girl. I am very lucky to be a mother, and have so many sons Genesis 1:28. My favorite Bible verse from the KJV 1611 is Leviticus 20:13, because I don't approve of homosexuals, and they often try to rape my husband on his way to work! My husband has learned some defensive moves from the Pastor, and can drop a homo faster then you can say "God hates gays!".

I have chosen to name my user "Servant", because I am a servant of Christ, and my husband Ephesians 5:22-24. I do whatever my husband says, and I do whatever Christ says. Jesus Christ has been in my life since I was a little girl, and it feels amazing knowing that all the sinners will roast in hell, and I will laugh at them in heaven Psalms 2:4. Have a blessed day everyone!

[James Hutchins]

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What pie is the best you offer? Thick wet slices or firm, juicy sections?

Do you cool it on a window sill, a bench on the front porch or a rack in the pantry?

[Servant]

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What pie is the best you offer? Thick wet slices or firm, juicy sections?

Do you cool it on a window sill, a bench on the front porch or a rack in the pantry?

Hello Mr.Hutchins. I hope it's alright if I address you as that. My husband always enjoys my apple pie the best, and he prefers it when it is thick, and wet. I used to cool them on a window sill, but as I said before we've had problems with homos, and they were stealing my pie! My husband would always curse, and go into detail about what they were doing to his pie, and so I started cooling them inside. Have a blessed day Mr.Hutchins!

[BelieverInGod]

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Hello Mr.Hutchins. I hope it's alright if I address you as that. My husband always enjoys my apple pie the best, and he prefers it when it is thick, and wet. I used to cool them on a window sill, but as I said before we've had problems with homos, and they were stealing my pie! My husband would always curse, and go into detail about what they were doing to his pie, and so I started cooling them inside. Have a blessed day Mr.Hutchins!

Homo's were stealing your pie? Do you live in San Fransisco? Usually it's the Negros who are the pie stealing bandits.

[Alterboy]

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Welcome to Landover Servant. Do you know that each minute you waste talking about yourself and addressing men you could be cleaning the house and baking?
What brought you to this forum when you should be pregnant, barefoot in the kitchen?

[James Hutchins]

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Queers steal pie? I always thought they were after Yodels. It is the nigras around these parts that cannot wait to devour a steaming pie proffered by a pure and unfouled White Christian(tm) woman.

[Seth Campbell]

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Queers steal pie? I always thought they were after Yodels. It is the nigras around these parts that cannot wait to devour a steaming pie proffered by a pure and unfouled White Christian™ woman.

Maybe she has negro queers?

[Servant]

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Homo's were stealing your pie? Do you live in San Fransisco? Usually it's the Negros who are the pie stealing bandits.

No I do not live in Godless Californication, but according to my husband these men are using the pies for sexual acts. It frightens me, and so I cool them inside the house. Lord forbid those homos break in, and get my husband! Alter boy I do have chores to do, and as you can see it took me a whole day to respond to Mr.Hutchins, because I am so very busy serving my husband. You are very right though Sir I shouldn't yammer on as much about my pies. Have a blessed day everyone!

[Seth Campbell]

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No I do not live in Godless Californication, but according to my husband these men are using the pies for sexual acts. It frightens me, and so I cool them inside the house. Lord forbid those homos break in, and get my husband! Alter boy I do have chores to do, and as you can see it took me a whole day to respond to Mr.Hutchins, because I am so very busy serving my husband. You are very right though Sir I shouldn't yammer on as much about my pies. Have a blessed day everyone!

If you need a dog for protection, I can give you some names. Just let the children know never to touch the dog, make eye contact with the dog, or run around where the dog is.

In fact it would be best if they stayed still as far away from the dog as possible.

[Servant]

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If you need a dog for protection, I can give you some names. Just let the children know never to touch the dog, make eye contact with the dog, or run around where the dog is.

In fact it would be best if they stayed still as far away from the dog as possible.

Thank you Mr.Campbell it would be very helpful if you gave me the name. I really need a dog that shreds homers up if they come near my pie. Also the inside doesn't cool pies as well so my husband has had to spank me, because his pies are too hot . If I got a dog that would fix the problem. Thank you Mr.Campbell I'll give the name to my husband for sure. Thank you.

[Seth Campbell]

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Thank you Mr.Campbell it would be very helpful if you gave me the name. I really need a dog that shreds homers up if they come near my pie. Also the inside doesn't cool pies as well so my husband has had to spank me, because his pies are too hot . If I got a dog that would fix the problem. Thank you Mr.Campbell I'll give the name to my husband for sure. Thank you.

What state are you in? I'll try and find someone close.

[Alterboy]

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No I do not live in Godless Californication, but according to my husband these men are using the pies for sexual acts. It frightens me, and so I cool them inside the house. Lord forbid those homos break in, and get my husband! Alter boy I do have chores to do, and as you can see it took me a whole day to respond to Mr.Hutchins, because I am so very busy serving my husband. You are very right though Sir I shouldn't yammer on as much about my pies. Have a blessed day everyone!

Thanks to unHolyWood for the "American Pie" filth, I am now paranoid everytime I sit down to munch on pie. I have a fear some joo stuck his joowish jewels in it.

[Faith_Machine]

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What is all this crazy talk about pie thieves? I come here to talk about Jesus, not dessert. What do you think about Jesus? I think He's awesome.

[Servant]

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What is all this crazy talk about pie thieves? I come here to talk about Jesus, not dessert. What do you think about Jesus? I think He's awesome.

Sir Machine I apologize. Im just a feeble minded woman, and was thinking about pies instead of what matters please forgive me. I think Jesus is awesome too. Jesus is the center of my world (along with my husband). Jesus died for me and through him I am redeemed. I love Jesus!

[Faith_Machine]

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Now that's what I like to hear! Tonight I'm enjoying a nice single malt scotch and reflecting upon all the people I've known who've died without first accepting Jesus. If I place my ear to the floor and listen hard, I think I can almost hear their screams.