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  • nowsaved
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    • Mar 2013
    • 3
    #1

    Hello and a few questions

    Hello all ! I would like to introduce myself, I'm an ex-Heathen who had the good fortune to meet Pastor Deacon Fred as he was taking a connecting flight from my city, and he himself Saved me from Hell. I got baptized and Saved, but the Pastor had to leave in a hurry. This is why I have a few questions about our Church, and I hope I'm in the right forum section for asking.

    Praise the Lord !
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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063
      #2
      Re: Hello and a few questions

      Originally posted by nowsaved View Post
      Hello all ! I would like to introduce myself, I'm an ex-Heathen who had the good fortune to meet Pastor Deacon Fred as he was taking a connecting flight from my city, and he himself Saved me from Hell. I got baptized and Saved, but the Pastor had to leave in a hurry. This is why I have a few questions about our Church, and I hope I'm in the right forum section for asking.

      Praise the Lord !
      What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • nowsaved
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          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2013
          • 3
          #3
          Re: Hello and a few questions

          I haven't been to the church yet, as I was dropping off a friend at the airport when Pastor Deacon Fred hosed me down, therefore baptizing me. He did tell me the story of Jesus, our Lord the Holy God, but his flight arrived before he could answer all of my questions, and this is why I'm here.

          Praise the Lord.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050
              #4
              Re: Hello and a few questions

              Welcome, friend. The story of how you got saved in such a short period of time is very inspiring. Truly we are living in an age of modern miracles!
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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251
                  #5
                  Re: Hello and a few questions

                  Which airport?



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                    • nowsaved
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                      • Mar 2013
                      • 3
                      #6
                      Re: Hello and a few questions

                      Thanks for the welcome I was right here at the Moron Airport (Spain) when the Holy Pastor did the saving with a fire hose. My cellphone got shorted and I was soaked through, but hey, I got saved, and that's what matters, right ?

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                        • Johnson.MasterBaiter
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                          • Mar 2013
                          • 15
                          #7
                          Re: Hello and a few questions

                          Originally posted by nowsaved View Post
                          Thanks for the welcome I was right here at the mormon Airport (Spain) when the Holy Pastor did the saving with a fire hose. My cellphone got shorted and I was soaked through, but hey, I got saved, and that's what matters, right ?
                          <Gender Unknown> Saved

                          Were you possessed by a demon? Did the force of the fire hose drive it out? By their own admission, they hate water.

                          Luke 11:24

                          Your Brother in Christ,
                          Johnson

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Hello and a few questions

                              Originally posted by nowsaved View Post
                              I haven't been to the church yet, as I was dropping off a friend at the airport when Pastor Deacon Fred hosed me down, therefore baptizing me. He did tell me the story of Jesus, our Lord the Holy God, but his flight arrived before he could answer all of my questions, and this is why I'm here.

                              Praise the Lord.
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                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Faith_Machine
                                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Mar 2011
                                  • 10050
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello and a few questions

                                  They have a Mormon airport? I sure wouldn't want to fly in or out of a Mormon airport. Surely, God's hand of protection does not cover such flights.
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