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  • QueenArthur
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    Atheism is for fools and homosexuals, flee heretic or I will resolve to shame you as an infidel.

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  • Marc Thyme
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    Originally posted by Not Christian View Post
    Ok but I have a question. Are these forums serious or is this like a joke place because, I can't take anything seriously? I mean sometimes I swear you all are trying to be funny.
    Where you've decided to spend eternity is no joke, son. Yet, there may be hope for you.

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  • Pim Pendergast
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    Originally posted by Not Christian View Post
    Ok but I have a question. Are these forums serious or is this like a joke place because, I can't take anything seriously? I mean sometimes I swear you all are trying to be funny.
    So far I haven't been able to take anything you say seriously. You're the one who claims to be from another planet. Why don't you tell us the real reason you're an atheist? Hint: Romans 1.

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  • Not Christian
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Like all worldly writing, yours are forgotten as soon as they are written. The Lords timeless truths will last for all eternity:

    Proverb:15:26: The thoughts of the wicked are an abomination to the LORD: but the words of the pure are pleasant words.

    So stop trying to damn the OP's soul to an eternity of fire, you little cretin!
    Ok but I have a question. Are these forums serious or is this like a joke place because, I can't take anything seriously? I mean sometimes I swear you all are trying to be funny.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Like all worldly writing, yours are forgotten as soon as they are written. The Lords timeless truths will last for all eternity:

    Proverb:15:26: The thoughts of the wicked are an abomination to the LORD: but the words of the pure are pleasant words.

    So stop trying to damn the OP's soul to an eternity of fire, you little cretin!

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  • Not Christian
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    OP(Original Poster) don't do it man trust me! If you continue down this path nothing bu ignorance will await you... stay atheist man!

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  • Alterboy
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    We must convince someone to believe? Why?
    Believing leads to salvation and salvation leads to ever-lasting life after death.
    It is a gift, not a bar-room bet!
    Those who need convincing don't need to go to Heaven.

    Eternal life is not owed to us - it is bestowed upon us as a gift for devotion.

    So... Convince yourself what you want. Our faith is not dependent upon what others choose to believe. It is dependent upon the Blood of The Lamb.
    YIC,
    Jon

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  • Mary Thompson
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    Originally posted by AmuRockbell View Post
    If God was real, I will pray to him, since he doesn't to me, nope. Only YOUR god controls us. I rather go to hell ( IF IT EXISTS ) because at least Satan accept people who they are. ^^
    Aw isn't that adorable, you'll feel nice and accepted when you are rotting in unimaginable agony in a pit of fire and being raped by Satan, while we laugh , if you wish to learn more about the 'wonderful' place in
    HELL, click the 'Or Burn in Hell' at the top and read all about it so you get an idea of what it is like.

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  • I'm a Rockhead
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    If God was real, I will pray to him, since he doesn't to me, nope. Only YOUR god controls us. I rather go to hell ( IF IT EXISTS ) because at least Satan accept people who they are. ^^

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  • SmiteTheAthiests
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    Originally posted by KickAssAndGiggle View Post
    My name is Russell and I am an atheist.

    Convert me. Having read your "Mens only" forum, I am interested.

    I find it VERY (OK, at the moment, impossible) to believe the core of your religion (JC rose again), but I like the sound of a religion that enshrines the right of a husband to beat his wife. (I already do it without believing in a reasons but it would be helpful if I could convince the bitch it is God's will).

    So convert me. Convince me Jesus rose from the dead. You have a 0.001% chance of success.

    I may be an atheist, but I have read:

    Bible (King James, cover to cover)
    Mere Christianity, Screwtape Letters (CS Lewis)
    Dante's Inferno

    So I am reasonably informed, but a complete sceptic, for anyone who wishes to try.
    If God isn't real then who made the 10 commandments? Checkmate.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Looks like this atheist is a hit-and-run poster. I've been praying that he will return and get saved, but I know that the Lord may not see fit to override this guy's self-destructive will.

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  • Thinks Design
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    Originally posted by Servant View Post
    The computer your typin on is very complex right? So it must have a designer. Humans are even more complex so they must have a designer. A painting must have a painter. And why do you beat your wife if your an atheist? I bet you do it for some sick S&M cult sexual thrill. True Christian men beat their wives out of love. Proverbs 13:24
    Finally someone who gets it!

    The Designer sets the level of specified complexity for the organism. For example people are more complex that ants.

    It also stands to reason that intelligent people are more complex that simpletons.

    We only have to look at the various races: the Designer built them different. Compare a Sweede with a Chinaman.

    The Sweede is much bigger because they need to be big enough to push those boulders around but the Chinaman is much smaller but has learnt how to do karate and is more cunning than the whiteman.

    We also see that people from pacific islands are often obese so that they can float in the water. But have you ever seen a Blackman swim? Not likely. They sink and yet they can run like the wind.

    The Designer makes everyone how he wants them to be made.

    I'm glad someone finally sees some sense.

    ThinksDesign

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  • Servant
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    The computer your typin on is very complex right? So it must have a designer. Humans are even more complex so they must have a designer. A painting must have a painter. And why do you beat your wife if your an atheist? I bet you do it for some sick S&M cult sexual thrill. True Christian men beat their wives out of love. Proverbs 13:24

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Originally posted by GAY AND SINFUL View Post
    lol stay atheist, don't get converted by these idiots in robes worshipping their fairytales
    What are you talking about? I wear trousers, like every one else. The only robe I wear is to hide my shame in the morning times when Marta is doing the hoovering.

    'You' people are really strange, I'll tell you what.

    YIC

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  • GAY AND STUPID
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    lol stay atheist, don't get converted by these idiots in robes worshipping their fairytales

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