Convert an atheist

[PigAssAndWhining]

My name is Russell and I am an atheist.

Convert me. Having read your "Mens only" forum, I am interested.

I find it VERY (OK, at the moment, impossible) to believe the core of your religion (JC rose again), but I like the sound of a religion that enshrines the right of a husband to beat his wife. (I already do it without believing in a reasons but it would be helpful if I could convince the bitch it is God's will).

So convert me. Convince me Jesus rose from the dead. You have a 0.001% chance of success.

I may be an atheist, but I have read:

Bible (King James, cover to cover)
Mere Christianity, Screwtape Letters (CS Lewis)
Dante's Inferno

So I am reasonably informed, but a complete sceptic, for anyone who wishes to try.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I don't get it. You want us to convince you God is real? But you already know God is real. The Bible tells us so.

Romans 1:18-23
18For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; 19Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. 20For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 21Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

So why are you pretending God isn't real? Are you a queer?

[James Hutchins]

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Friend, we have no interest in converting you. You must want to be a Christian. I for example, am looking forward to spending eternity in Heaven while people like you spend eternity being tormented in Hell.
You claim to of read the Bible, so you know all there is to know. I cannot make you be smart. As the saying goes, some people rule the world, others dig the ditches. Thank you for your digging.

[Pim Pendergast]

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My name is Russell and I am an atheist.

Have you never looked up at the sky?

Ps 19:1 The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handiwork.

Have you never stopped to consider Creation?

Rom 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, [even] his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

You are without excuse for your unbelief. God has clearly revealed Himself. The Bible quite rightly calls you a fool.

Ps 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, [There is] no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, [there is] none that doeth good.

If you want to be converted, stop unrighteously suppressing the truth in your heart, that you know God exists.

Rom 1:18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

Having read your "Mens only" forum, I am interested. I like the sound of a religion that enshrines the right of a husband to beat his wife. (I already do it without believing in a reasons but it would be helpful if I could convince the bitch it is God's will).

What reason do you have to beat your wife? You have no higher authority, no moral compass. I only beat my wife because the Bible tells me so.

I find it VERY (OK, at the moment, impossible) to believe the core of your religion (JC rose again). Convince me Jesus rose from the dead.

Friend, what year is it?

I may be an atheist, but I have read:

Bible (King James, cover to cover)
Mere Christianity, Screwtape Letters (CS Lewis)
Dante's Inferno

The Bible is the only book you need to read. CS Lewis and Dante were catholics, not Christians. Ultimately, only God can convert you. You can lead an atheist to evidence, but you can't make him think.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Typical atheist. Poops and runs. I guess you can't expect any more from a person who believes in nothing and has no sound basis like the Bible for his morals.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Convert an atheist

My name is Russell and I am an atheist.

Convert me. Having read your "Mens only" forum, I am interested.

I find it VERY (OK, at the moment, impossible) to believe the core of your religion (JC rose again), but I like the sound of a religion that enshrines the right of a husband to beat his wife. (I already do it without believing in a reasons but it would be helpful if I could convince the bitch it is God's will).

So convert me. Convince me Jesus rose from the dead. You have a 0.001% chance of success.

I may be an atheist, but I have read:

Bible (King James, cover to cover)
Mere Christianity, Screwtape Letters (CS Lewis)
Dante's Inferno

So I am reasonably informed, but a complete sceptic, for anyone who wishes to try.

Friend, it is not okay to beat your wife. Corrective discipline is very different from the mindless beatings Nigra bucks administer to their whores. If a man's word, as the head of the household is deminished by his wife she is spitting in God's face and will surely go to Hell.

Corrective discipline to save her from Hell is the most loving thing a man can do for his wife. Women are by their very nature emotional and childish: do you ignore a child who tries to use a power sander on their face?

What kind of animal would let a child take a power tool to their face? I guess that's just how you atheists roll

If you don't have the common decency to want to help a stranger's child from permanent scaring you must be one sick puppy

It just goes to show that atheists have no moral compass and are naturally sadistical and hateful.

People like you with your liberal ways make me sick: no doubt you are here to tempt people into Hell; because that's where you're going, heathen. On an express elevator to Hell, going down!

All the best.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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You call your wife a "bitch."

Are you a furry?

(Leviticus 18:23) "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mr. Sam Woo]

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You like atheism so much, maybe you go live in China? See how you like it there? How many kid you got? You knock your wife up again, they come and force abortion!

My family sacrifice everything to come here! Maybe you leave so more Chinese can come? Don't let door hit you on way out!

[GAY AND STUPID]

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lol stay atheist, don't get converted by these idiots in robes worshipping their fairytales

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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lol stay atheist, don't get converted by these idiots in robes worshipping their fairytales

What are you talking about? I wear trousers, like every one else. The only robe I wear is to hide my shame in the morning times when Marta is doing the hoovering.

'You' people are really strange, I'll tell you what.

YIC

[Servant]

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The computer your typin on is very complex right? So it must have a designer. Humans are even more complex so they must have a designer. A painting must have a painter. And why do you beat your wife if your an atheist? I bet you do it for some sick S&M cult sexual thrill. True Christian men beat their wives out of love. Proverbs 13:24

[Thinks Design]

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The computer your typin on is very complex right? So it must have a designer. Humans are even more complex so they must have a designer. A painting must have a painter. And why do you beat your wife if your an atheist? I bet you do it for some sick S&M cult sexual thrill. True Christian men beat their wives out of love. Proverbs 13:24

Finally someone who gets it!

The Designer sets the level of specified complexity for the organism. For example people are more complex that ants.

It also stands to reason that intelligent people are more complex that simpletons.

We only have to look at the various races: the Designer built them different. Compare a Sweede with a Chinaman.

The Sweede is much bigger because they need to be big enough to push those boulders around but the Chinaman is much smaller but has learnt how to do karate and is more cunning than the whiteman.

We also see that people from pacific islands are often obese so that they can float in the water. But have you ever seen a Blackman swim? Not likely. They sink and yet they can run like the wind.

The Designer makes everyone how he wants them to be made.

I'm glad someone finally sees some sense.

ThinksDesign

[Faith_Machine]

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Looks like this atheist is a hit-and-run poster. I've been praying that he will return and get saved, but I know that the Lord may not see fit to override this guy's self-destructive will.

[SmiteTheAthiests]

Re: Convert an atheist

My name is Russell and I am an atheist.

Convert me. Having read your "Mens only" forum, I am interested.

I find it VERY (OK, at the moment, impossible) to believe the core of your religion (JC rose again), but I like the sound of a religion that enshrines the right of a husband to beat his wife. (I already do it without believing in a reasons but it would be helpful if I could convince the bitch it is God's will).

So convert me. Convince me Jesus rose from the dead. You have a 0.001% chance of success.

I may be an atheist, but I have read:

Bible (King James, cover to cover)
Mere Christianity, Screwtape Letters (CS Lewis)
Dante's Inferno

So I am reasonably informed, but a complete sceptic, for anyone who wishes to try.

If God isn't real then who made the 10 commandments? Checkmate.

[I'm a Rockhead]

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If God was real, I will pray to him, since he doesn't to me, nope. Only YOUR god controls us. I rather go to hell ( IF IT EXISTS ) because at least Satan accept people who they are. ^^