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  • SouthernChristian
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2013
    • 3
    #1

    Meet SouthernChristian

    I am glad to be here. I have been saved since the age of 8. I grew up in Georgia. I grew up Southern Baptist. I attend Bethany Baptist Church in downtown COS. I am a fan of the group Focus on the Family. I believe in the Bible from cover to cover. I prefer the King James Version myself which is why the Spirit led me to this site. Finally, a place to edify God The Father.

    Sometimes we need a place to fellowship with our true brothers and sisters. I hope I can learn and contribute to the education going on here.

    Thank You and God Bless
    SouthernChristian
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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930
      #2
      Re: Meet SouthernChristian

      Amen and God bless. I like the cut of your jib.

      What verse from the Bible sets your soul on fire today? Was it Mr., Mrs. or Miss?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: Meet SouthernChristian

          A cautious welcome to you, friend. The only meat you have provided inspires me to point out that Landover Baptist parted ways with the SBC years ago over several Theological differences. You can read about it HERE.

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050
              #4
              Re: Meet SouthernChristian

              Yeah, show me a Southern Baptist and I'll show you a Black Panther gunman or a Democrat.
              WARNING:
              In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
              REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775
                  #5
                  Re: Meet SouthernChristian

                  Originally posted by SouthernChristian View Post

                  Sometimes we need a place to fellowship with our true brothers and sisters.
                  Indeed! It is nice to meet you!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Johnson.MasterBaiter
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 15
                      #6
                      Re: Meet SouthernChristian

                      Brother or Sister Southern Christian:

                      Has God touched your life the way he has touched mine?

                      YIC
                      Johnson

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                        • Mary Thompson
                          True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 653
                          #7
                          Re: Meet SouthernChristian

                          Welcome, SouthernChristian.
                          What is your favourite Bible verse?
                          DO YOU LOVE JESUS AS MUCH AS I DO?
                          Are you married?
                          Yours In Christ,
                          Mary Thompson.
                          Thinking of Abortion?
                          That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                          Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                            • Sammy The Penitent
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2012
                              • 289
                              #8
                              Re: Meet SouthernChristian

                              Originally posted by SouthernChristian View Post
                              I am glad to be here. I have been saved since the age of 8. I grew up in Georgia. I grew up Southern Baptist. I attend Bethany Baptist Church in downtown COS. I am a fan of the group Focus on the Family. I believe in the Bible from cover to cover. I prefer the King James Version myself which is why the Spirit led me to this site. Finally, a place to edify God The Father.

                              Sometimes we need a place to fellowship with our true brothers and sisters. I hope I can learn and contribute to the education going on here.

                              Thank You and God Bless
                              SouthernChristian
                              Hello friend,

                              In the recent past, Southern Baptists have shown themselves to be supporters of sodomites, so I'm extending a guarded welcome to our Friendly Forum.

                              Please take some time to read The Introduction Forum rules and respond accordingly.

                              YIC
                              2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                                • Mr. Sam Woo
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  Died in a car accident, forgot to change his car tyres
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Mar 2013
                                  • 51
                                  #9
                                  Re: Meet SouthernChristian

                                  Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                                  Hello friend,

                                  In the recent past, Southern Baptists have shown themselves to be supporters of sodomites
                                  What means "sodomites"?

                                  That something bad? Like termites?

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                                    • Rachel White
                                      Unsaved trash
                                      • Apr 2013
                                      • 17
                                      #10
                                      Re: Meet SouthernChristian

                                      Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post
                                      What means "sodomites"?

                                      That something bad? Like termites?

                                      Sodomites are abominations also known as gays. It is NOT okay to be gay. The Bible tells us to put them to death.
                                      Leviticus 20:13- 13*If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                        • Mr. Sam Woo
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          Died in a car accident, forgot to change his car tyres
                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                          • Mar 2013
                                          • 51
                                          #11
                                          Re: Meet SouthernChristian

                                          Originally posted by Rachel White View Post
                                          Sodomites are abominations also known as gays. It is NOT okay to be gay. The Bible tells us to put them to death.
                                          Leviticus 20:13- 13*If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                                          Wait, what you talk about? I run dry cleaner in San Francisco. Half my customer gay! You kill them, I lose half my revenue!

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                                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                               
                                              • Jan 2012
                                              • 9063
                                              #12
                                              Re: Meet SouthernChristian

                                              Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post
                                              Wait, what you talk about? I run dry cleaner in San Francisco. Half my customer gay! You kill them, I lose half my revenue!
                                              Trust an oriental to put laundry before God.

                                              Mathew 19:34 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

                                              Maybe you should put down the chop sticks and pick up a Bible(KJV1611).

                                              YIC
                                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 78555
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Meet SouthernChristian

                                                  Originally posted by Mr. Sam Woo View Post
                                                  Wait, what you talk about? I run dry cleaner in San Francisco. Half my customer gay! You kill them, I lose half my revenue!
                                                  If you want Jesus to smile on your skinny gook ass, you'd better stop taking queer money!
                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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