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  • XxSAINExX
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    • Mar 2013
    • 6
    #1

    A late Introduction

    To start, I would like to apologize to this forum.

    1. Sorry for posting before I posted my introduction.

    2. Extra sorry for spreading Satan's trashy manga on this website.
    -(I prayed deep and hard on this one and realize now how stupid of an idea that was. Jesus died for me doing that? Man did I goof :/)

    I was once a mormon, but by force of my parents when I was younger.
    Blasphemy everywhere in that church. I am here because I want to be saved from Satan's diminutive hand.
    Can you teach me how to be saved?
    I don't want to go to hell
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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050
      #2
      Re: A late Introduction

      Hi. What's your favorite Bible verse, where do you live, and what do you do for a living?
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        • XxSAINExX
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          • Mar 2013
          • 6
          #3
          Re: A late Introduction

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Hi. What's your favorite Bible verse, where do you live, and what do you do for a living?
          Favorite Verse : Mathew 7:7
          Where do I Live : Bloomington Il
          My Occupation : State Farm Advertisement Department
          Can you teach me how to be saved?
          I don't want to go to hell

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063
              #4
              Re: A late Introduction

              Originally posted by XxSAINExX View Post
              Favorite Verse : Mathew 7:7
              Where do I Live : Bloomington Il
              My Occupation : State Farm Advertisement Department
              If you want to be Saved(r) you need to read the Bible(KJV1611) cover to cover and start doing what it says!

              Why do you think God gave us His perfect Word?

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • XxSAINExX
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                  • Mar 2013
                  • 6
                  #5
                  Re: A late Introduction

                  Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                  If you want to be Saved® you need to read the Bible(KJV1611) cover to cover and start doing what it says!

                  YIC
                  I am doing that right now.
                  It truly is an honor to read the words of god!
                  I am in the ACTS
                  Can you teach me how to be saved?
                  I don't want to go to hell

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063
                      #6
                      Re: A late Introduction

                      Originally posted by XxSAINExX View Post
                      I am doing that right now.
                      It truly is an honor to read the words of god!
                      I am in the ACTS
                      Don't skip the lineages

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050
                          #7
                          Re: A late Introduction

                          Good advice, Dr. Niles! I've committed the lineages to memory, so I can recite them flawlessly even if I don't have a Bible handy.
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                            • Alterboy
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 207
                              #8
                              Re: A late Introduction

                              Do you still believe that Jesus is an extra terrestrial from Kolob?
                              Do you still wear underwear with heathen symbols?
                              Did you support Romney?

                              I think you should prove your loyalty by drinking coffee.
                              I Samuel 20:4
                              "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                              This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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