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  • Buddy Jon Harrison
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2013
    • 14
    #1

    Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

    I've have been searching all of my life for the perfect safe haven away from the sinners of the flesh and fire. I think this may be the place.

    I love jesus, I love god. I want to be able to express myself without filthy peasants corrupting me. Hallelujah.

    I hate Jews I hate muslams and I hate fag enablers. Praise the lord
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    • Pim Pendergast
      PHD - Theophysicist
      Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2012
      • 3103
      #2
      Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

      Welcome to the forum, Buddy. It is customary for noobs to tell us what church they go to, what their favorite Bible verse is and how they came to find Jesus. You would also do well to show proper reverence for our Lord by capitalising words such as God and Jesus.
      sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

      Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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        • Buddy Jon Harrison
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Apr 2013
          • 14
          #3
          Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

          Hi I go to Penteworthy County Baptist Church.

          I found Jesus and God when I was exorcised by an angel in the form of my pastor.


          This is my favorite bible quote.

          Psalm 137:8-9

          Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction,
          happy is the one who repays you
          according to what you have done to us.
          Happy is the one who seizes your infants
          and dashes them against the rocks.

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            • Pim Pendergast
              PHD - Theophysicist
              Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2012
              • 3103
              #4
              Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

              How did you get possessed? What kind of sin(s) let the demon in?

              Tell us why you like that passage so much.
              sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

              Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                • Thinks Design
                  Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 366
                  #5
                  Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                  Originally posted by Buddy Jon Harrison View Post
                  I hate Jews I hate muslams and I hate fag enablers. Praise the lord
                  Why all the hate?

                  God designed us all to be the way we are for a reason. Jesus wants us to love, not hate.

                  ThinksDesign.
                  I whore for Satan

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                    • Buddy Jon Harrison
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Apr 2013
                      • 14
                      #6
                      Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                      The passage depicts that all enemies of God will be punished by death and their spawn killed.

                      I was possessed by a demon of the Sin of envy. My pastor smited the demon.

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                        • Buddy Jon Harrison
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 14
                          #7
                          Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                          Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
                          Why all the hate?

                          God designed us all to be the way we are for a reason. Jesus wants us to love, not hate.

                          ThinksDesign.
                          Away from me demon spawn. Any who worships fags will be sent to hell.

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063
                              #8
                              Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                              Originally posted by Buddy Jon Harrison View Post
                              Away from me demon spawn. Any who worships fags will be sent to hell.
                              What are you talking about? What kind of idiot would worships homers, anyway?

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                • Buddy Jon Harrison
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  • Apr 2013
                                  • 14
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                                  Oh trust me sir. Those people are out there.

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                                    • Zechariah Smyth
                                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Feb 2011
                                      • 15251
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                                      You don't sound like any Texan I know.



                                      Where are you really from, boy?

                                      Yours in Christ,

                                      Z. Smyth
                                      sigpic

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                                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                           
                                          • Jan 2012
                                          • 9063
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                                          Originally posted by Buddy Jon Harrison View Post
                                          Oh trust me sir. Those people are out there.
                                          Pleas don't call me sir. I'm not a Pastor.

                                          YIC
                                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                            • Buddy Jon Harrison
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              • Apr 2013
                                              • 14
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                                              No disrespect but I'm sure there are a-lot of Texans you don't know.

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                                                • Zechariah Smyth
                                                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Feb 2011
                                                  • 15251
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                                                  Originally posted by Buddy Jon Harrison View Post
                                                  No disrespect but I'm sure there are a-lot of Texans you don't know.
                                                  I've never met a Texan who spelled "John" as "Jon" in my life.

                                                  That sounds like some British thing.
                                                  sigpic

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                                                    • Buddy Jon Harrison
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      • Apr 2013
                                                      • 14
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                                                      Jon has been my family name ever since the first colonial landings and the founding of America in 1776. My ancestors carried that name.

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                                                        • Felicity
                                                          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                          • 4834
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hi There Buddy Jon Here!

                                                          I love Jesus too! I even use the shift key to worship Him.

                                                          How old are you?
                                                          I Jesus!

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