[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Its Me

maybe it's woad



I started an image search but was so revolted I turned it off almost immediately.

This was about the least offensive image

[ThyShepherdsSheep]

Re: Its Me

Smurfs are depraved and hell-bound. Especially the female.

Living in sin with other men. What kind of message are you trying to spread here? Obviously not HIS message or HIS holy word!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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[The Disciple]

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The OP seems to be confused about his/her origins, is he/she a mythical anglo-saxon King whose wife was a whore or is he/she a little Blue Smurf who was widely acknowledged as the village whore ?

[Alterboy]

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Greetings and welcome to God's favorite forum.
Why do you quote Biblical quotes from heretical sources?
Here we only quote from the King James, the purest translation of God's word.

I see that by your avatar that you are attracted to tiny, blue nigra women. Why?
I went to Nigraland once and was shocked to see so many nigras who were so dark that they appeared blue black.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Smurfette avatar wearing suggestive clothing

They haven't invented some sort of yiffing now involving smurfs have they? What is wrong with people?

[Marc Thyme]

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I am no homosexual, I avoid temptations of the flesh until my wedding day A woman will be my wife one day although I only like the sort that know when to keep their traps shut and will stay in the kitchen.

Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. Timothy 2:11-12

I found Jesus because I was heading towards a darker path and used to get so scared I nearly wet the bed when I thought Satan was entering my life, and I will admit to you I nearly wet my sheets because if the thought of Satan doesn't make you wet your sheets then I don't know what does, we all urinate that is no sin.

Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said, ‘Out of his heart will flow rivers of living water.’” John 7:38

I started praying coming together to praise the Lord and my life was lighter. I did not know what was a sin and what wasn't but now I know, Praise the Lord.

I don't buy it. You persist in using the Smurfette avatar wearing suggestive clothing, yet claim to be a man. You clearly are not the sort of "man" who will find favor with Jesus. And this Godly forum is not the place to flaunt your disgusting fantasies or your more-than-healthy fixation on urination and bedwetting. I am sickened by such language. And I don't know which tainted translation of God's Word you are citing, but it is incorrect.

John 7:38 (1611 King James Bible):
"He that beleeueth on me, as the Scripture hath saide, out of his belly shall flow riuers of liuing water."

[James Hutchins]

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I am no homosexual, I avoid temptations of the flesh until my wedding day A woman will be my wife one day although I only like the sort that know when to keep their traps shut and will stay in the kitchen.

Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. Timothy 2:11-12

I found Jesus because I was heading towards a darker path and used to get so scared I nearly wet the bed when I thought Satan was entering my life, and I will admit to you I nearly wet my sheets because if the thought of Satan doesn't make you wet your sheets then I don't know what does, we all urinate that is no sin.
Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said, ‘Out of his heart will flow rivers of living water.’” John 7:38

I started praying coming together to praise the Lord and my life was lighter. I did not know what was a sin and what wasn't but now I know, Praise the Lord.

You look and sound like a queer. You do not have to be. Instread of choosing all the buttsex, choose God.

[Cranky Old Man]

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A woman will be my wife one day although I only like the sort that know when to keep their traps shut and will stay in the kitchen.

Unfortunately they do not come that way. Once married it takes some serious effort to get your wife to perform her duties according to God's laws.

Ephesians 5:22-24 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."

[QueenArthur]

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I am no homosexual, I avoid temptations of the flesh until my wedding day A woman will be my wife one day although I only like the sort that know when to keep their traps shut and will stay in the kitchen.

Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. Timothy 2:11-12

I found Jesus because I was heading towards a darker path and used to get so scared I nearly wet the bed when I thought Satan was entering my life, and I will admit to you I nearly wet my sheets because if the thought of Satan doesn't make you wet your sheets then I don't know what does, we all urinate that is no sin.

Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said, ‘Out of his heart will flow rivers of living water.’” John 7:38

I started praying coming together to praise the Lord and my life was lighter. I did not know what was a sin and what wasn't but now I know, Praise the Lord.

[Holly Graham]

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"Our" board? With respect, Holly, you haven't been invited into our congregation yet, and cannot speak as one of us. I do not mean to be rude, but sometimes the Bible forces me to be:

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? - 2 Corinthians 6:14.

We do not know if you are a True Christian. For all we know, you could be a bastard, or have broken stones, or have any number of afflictions or sins that could disqualify you from joining the LORD's congregation.

I am sure you understand the LORD's strict standards for us.

My apologies. I am a woman, so of course I am not smart enough to censor myself.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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The Bicentenial Church, I am scared though brothers because I feel North Koreans are heretics and communists and I had a vision they were dancing around an effigy of Pontious Pilot praising him, should one believe their visions?

Rather than fantasising about chinks why don't settle down and tell us what brought you to Christ?

Be warned lies and hyperbole do not go down very well with the Pastors so stick to the truth.

YIC

[Bob4God]

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Your name is King Arthur, and your avatar is Smurfette. Why are you polluting our board, homosexual? (1 Corinthians 6:9)

"Our" board? With respect, Holly, you haven't been invited into our congregation yet, and cannot speak as one of us. I do not mean to be rude, but sometimes the Bible forces me to be:

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? - 2 Corinthians 6:14.

We do not know if you are a True Christian. For all we know, you could be a bastard, or have broken stones, or have any number of afflictions or sins that could disqualify you from joining the LORD's congregation.

I am sure you understand the LORD's strict standards for us.

[Holly Graham]

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Your name is King Arthur, and your avatar is Smurfette. Why are you polluting our board, homosexual? (1 Corinthians 6:9)

[Pim Pendergast]

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The Bicentenial Church, I am scared though brothers because I feel North Koreans are heretics and communists and I had a vision they were dancing around an effigy of Pontious Pilot praising him, should one believe their visions?

I would be skeptical of visions. We call the Bible God's Word for a reason. God has already spoken to us through His Word, the Bible. It contains instructions for every situation we could possibly face in life. Besides, which do you think is more reliable -- a vision you had a few days ago, or visions prophets and Apostles had thousands of years ago that have stood the test of time and (according to the Bible) have been fulfilled?