[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Its Me

I choose not to marry until I find a woman who will treat me as scripture says I ought to.
1 Sam 8:13 And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

It is nice to see you're posting Scripture, and you may assume I understand the context of your as scripture says I ought to.

The overall environment in which these verses were vouchsafed is one of discontent. It would be the right of any Sovereign, God explained to Samuel, to conscript any subjects at whim, and for any purpose. To be confectionaries, cooks, bakers in the case of some subjects or soldiers in the case of others. And sure enough that's what happened. Even when King David, for example, blasted a soldier into the front line so that David could be enticed by the grieving widow who plonked her bubble bath right there outside David's window and frothed herself up in the sun.

Yes, as king, David could do that. It was WRONG but he had the authority do it. The punishment was DEATH (a lingering death in this case) (of his son).

So whether or not you ever find a confectionary to marry you does not alter God's explanation and will not bestow sovereignty upon you.

I SAMUEL 8:18–21 And ye shall cry out in that day because of your king which ye shall have chosen you; and the LORD will not hear you in that day. Nevertheless the people refused to obey the voice of Samuel; and they said, Nay; but we will have a king over us; That we also may be like all the nations; and that our king may judge us, and go out before us, and fight our battles. And Samuel heard all the words of the people, and he rehearsed them in the ears of the LORD. KJV

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Its Me

Well maybe it is because of your past Gay identity Professor Bessemer, it was a blow to the head for me to see the programme you offer and that you once were a gay. Is it not the case that, once a homosexual always a homosexual Corinithians 1:23. I judged you on your past and for that here is an apology.

If sputtering out verse fragments and paragraphs bereft of any meaning (and downing bottles of Jim Beam) were measures of Godliness, you would be a glorified saint.

But unfortunately for you, they aren't.

Pastor Ed

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Its Me

Well maybe it is because of your past Gay identity Professor Bessemer, it was a blow to the head for me to see the programme you offer and that you once were a gay. Is it not the case that, once a homosexual always a homosexual Corinithians 1:23. I judged you on your past and for that here is an apology.

No friend, I chose to be gay. But once I received Jesus into my heart, He helped me choose to be a normal person. You could do the same thing friend. Choose to be straight and that is your first step toward salvation.

[Basilissa]

Re: Its Me

Well maybe it is because of your past Gay identity Professor Bessemer, it was a blow to the head for me to see the programme you offer and that you once were a gay. Is it not the case that, once a homosexual always a homosexual Corinithians 1:23. I judged you on your past and for that here is an apology.

Honey,

can you EVER learn to quote the Holy Scripture properly, or will you continue to make it up as you go?

1 Corinthians 1:23
But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;

2 Corinthians 1:23
Moreover I call God for a record upon my soul, that to spare you I came not as yet unto Corinth.

Where does it say anything about homosexuality?

[QueenArthur]

Re: Its Me

Well maybe it is because of your past Gay identity Professor Bessemer, it was a blow to the head for me to see the programme you offer and that you once were a gay. Is it not the case that, once a homosexual always a homosexual Corinithians 1:23. I judged you on your past and for that here is an apology.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Its Me

Not fluffy like a baby ducky or a rabbit, fluffy like the suede seats in my Chevy Cruze or the mane of a stallion.

Miss Arthur,

Put down the whiskey, take some time to sober up, and try again.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Its Me

caps LOck broke

Yea. Caps lock broke.

You don't see the words as you write them.

...What a troll.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Its Me

I have no idea what you are talking about. Have you suffered a blow to the head recently?

No Professor. He's Irish.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Its Me

Judging by your own language ability, should I adjust my own language for you, make it simpler perhaps? For a simple mind

The entrance of thy words giveth light; It giveth understanding unto the simple. Psalm 119:131

I have no idea what you are talking about. Have you suffered a blow to the head recently?

[Basilissa]

Re: Its Me

Judging by your own language ability, should I adjust my own language for you, make it simpler perhaps? For a simple mind

Oh, offending a True Christian™ woman was not enough for you, now you're going after Professor Bessemer, a respectable True Christian™ man? Honey, I hope that you like your steak well done, because you'll be getting extra crispy in Hell forever!

[Holly Graham]

Re: Its Me

Judging by your own language ability, should I adjust my own language for you, make it simpler perhaps? For a simple mind

The entrance of thy words giveth light; It giveth understanding unto the simple. Psalm 119:131

YOU don't even know how to make a complete thought.

The Godly men of LBC don't understand your gay-speak. Have you received enough infractions yet? Your time is limited here, Limp-Wrister.

LOVE your new name!! It's VERY fitting!

[Basilissa]

Re: Its Me

My caps LOck broke, plus i'm Up lATE studying for Bible class tomorrow try to understand.

Not fluffy like a baby ducky or a rabbit, fluffy like the suede seats in my Chevy Cruze or the mane of a stallion.

Hmmm...

Fluffy (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fluffy)

1 a : covered with or resembling fluff
b : being light and soft or airy : puffed up <a fluffy omelet>
2 : lacking in meaning or substance : superficial 2c

I personally wouldn't describe suede as fluffy; however, I guess the definition 2 describes you pretty well, huh?

[QueenArthur]

Re: Its Me

What is your

Judging by your own language ability, should I adjust my own language for you, make it simpler perhaps? For a simple mind

The entrance of thy words giveth light; It giveth understanding unto the simple. Psalm 119:131

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Its Me

I choose not to marry until I find a woman who will treat me as scripture says I ought to.


1 Sam 8:12 And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

A woman who knows how to cook my potatoes just how I like them- soft inside and crispy on the outside. In fact, thats how I would describe my personality don't get me wrong I may seem all crispy and tough at first glance but once you get to know me I am all fluffy and soft on the inside.



All things bright(men) and beautiful (men and ladies)
all creatures great(men) and small (ladies),
All things wise(men) and wonderful(men and ladies)
the lord God made them all.

What is your native language friend? Surely it is not English.

[QueenArthur]

Re: Its Me

My caps LOck broke, plus i'm Up lATE studying for Bible class tomorrow try to understand.

Not fluffy like a baby ducky or a rabbit, fluffy like the suede seats in my Chevy Cruze or the mane of a stallion.