[Holly Graham]

Re: Its Me

I choose not to marry until I find a woman who will treat me as scripture says I ought to.

What does that even mean? Are you too busy playing with your friend's anus to write sentences that make sense?

...don't get me wrong I may seem all crispy and tough at first glance but once you get to know me I am all fluffy and soft on the inside.

You don't seem tough at all! As a matter of fact, I bet you're prancing around your home waving your gay flag.

fluffy and soft on the inside=gay. Go away homer. (Leviticus 18:22)

[Basilissa]

Re: Its Me

I choose not to marry until I find a woman who will treat me as Scripture says I ought to.

Following Mr. Penitent's example, I've just fixed yet another spelling error. Honey, you really need to be less sloppy. (Oh yeah, and there is a grammar error as well.).

In fact, thats how I would describe my personality don't get me wrong I may seem all crispy and tough at first glance but once you get to know me I am all fluffy and soft on the inside.

And all that fluffiness is supposed to be a good thing?

[QueenArthur]

Re: Its Me

I choose not to marry until I find a woman who will treat me as scripture says I ought to.


1 Sam 8:12 And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

A woman who knows how to cook my potatoes just how I like them- soft inside and crispy on the outside. In fact, thats how I would describe my personality don't get me wrong I may seem all crispy and tough at first glance but once you get to know me I am all fluffy and soft on the inside.



All things bright(men) and beautiful (men and ladies)
all creatures great(men) and small (ladies),
All things wise(men) and wonderful(men and ladies)
the lord God made them all.

[Basilissa]

Re: Its Me

She may be a true Christan but she is still a woman, even the scripture says women should stick to sewing my elbow patches and all things alike;
And all the women whose heart stirred them up in wisdom spun goats’ hair. Exodus 35:26

Dear Unsaved Trash,

what counts is that eventually Miss Mitza Lizalor will be laughing at you from heaven, looking at your suffering in Hell (Luke 16:22-24). So yeah, she IS your superior.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Its Me

She may be a True Christan but she is still a woman, even the scripture says women should stick to sewing my elbow patches

No True Christian Woman would get ten feet from your filthy elbows.

Learn your place and learn how to use the Caps key correctly.

I've corrected your error in red.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Its Me

Hi, Its Me. I am named King Arthur almost as Jesus to highlight the plight against the believers by the heretics, almost as Jesus died on the cross I too am suffering by my name. I love Jesus and I know we all do so can we appreciate him together.
Romans 8:17 “... and if children, then heirs, heirs of God and joint heirs with Christ, if only we suffer with him so that we may also be glorified with him.”

I am no homosexual, I avoid temptations of the flesh until my wedding day A woman will be my wife one day although I only like the sort that know when to keep their traps shut and will stay in the kitchen.
“Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.” Timothy 2:11-12
I found Jesus because I was heading towards a darker path and used to get so scared I nearly wet the bed when I thought Satan was entering my life, and I will admit to you I nearly wet my sheets because if the thought of Satan doesn't make you wet your sheets then I don't know what does, we all urinate that is no sin. Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said,
“Out of his heart will flow rivers of living water.” John 7:38
I started praying coming together to praise the Lord and my life was lighter. I did not know what was a sin and what wasn't but now I know, Praise the Lord.

How is Jesus almost named King Arthur?
You seem rather old. Why have you not married yet? Is there something wrong with you? I noticed that you're avoiding temptations of the flesh until your wedding day. What happens then?

..just curious.

[Holly Graham]

Re: Its Me

Look here no woman will tell me what I can and can't say, If I want to shout anus from the top of a mountain, which I would not do, but I could hypothetically do it because I am a man- no woman will get in my way.

Thats another token they got blacks, browns, yellows now they want blues what is there no end to the rainbow tell them to stick there paintbrushes up there ANUS-there I said it.

You are so CUTE!! I love how you think because you are a "man," you have any rights here!! True Christian™ WOMEN have a lot of say in your life around here. We only defer to True Christian™ men. You are trash. Unsaved trash.

You also must have chosen to be a retard, because you can't even correctly punctuate a sentence.

Sweetheart, you are a flaming, retarded homosexual, as evidenced by your obsession with the word anus. Please leave our board, and take your dreams of having men raping and licking your prolapsed anus over to another board.

Your new avatar is even funnier than your Smurf avatar. I'm sure you found that gay looking man on the front page of ILoveHOMERS.COM.

[QueenArthur]

Re: Its Me

She may be a true Christan but she is still a woman, even the scripture says women should stick to sewing my elbow patches and all things alike;
And all the women whose heart stirred them up in wisdom spun goats’ hair. Exodus 35:26

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Its Me

I am a man

Dear Mr. Arthur,

You're not a man.

You're unsaved trash.

Show respect to all True Christians™ and keep a civil tongue in your mouth.

YIC

[Basilissa]

Re: Its Me

Look here no woman will tell me what I can and can't say, If I want to shout anus from the top of a mountain, which I would not do, but I could hypothetically do it because I am a man- no woman will get in my way.

Miss MitzaLizalor is a True Christian(tm). You are unsaved trash. That means that she is way up on the food chain. You have to show respect.

[QueenArthur]

Re: Its Me

Look here no woman will tell me what I can and can't say, If I want to shout anus from the top of a mountain, which I would not do, but I could hypothetically do it because I am a man- no woman will get in my way.

Thats another token they got blacks, browns, yellows now they want blues what is there no end to the rainbow tell them to stick there paintbrushes up there ANUS-there I said it.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Its Me

Woad? ain't that what homosexuals stick up their anus, someone told me that once. Thats a definite no little lady hope your not wasting you time on here when you should be ironing shirts.

I have finished the ironing. Woad is worn by Picts. Please to not discuss the anogenital region in your introduction which is intended to elicit some details concerning your place worship.

Here is a Pict:


click to enlarge

As you can see she is neither a Christian nor a smurf.

[QueenArthur]

Re: Its Me

Woad? ain't that what homosexuals stick up their anus, someone told me that once. Thats a definite no little lady hope your not wasting you time on here when you should be ironing shirts.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Its Me

It may have been a slip of the mouse, I am not sure how it happened. I have never watched an episode of "The Smirfs". Figured a long time ago it was probably a Jewish concept with their tokenism, token girl, token blue. That's not my style, don't token nothing. You are either with us (white and male) or your out and on your tractor, bye alien.
Once you were alienated from God and were enemies in your minds because of your evil behavior. Colossians 1:21

I'll take that as a yes then.

[QueenArthur]

Re: Its Me

It may have been a slip of the mouse, I am not sure how it happened. I have never watched an episode of "The Smirfs". Figured a long time ago it was probably a Jewish concept with their tokenism, token girl, token blue. That's not my style, don't token nothing. You are either with us (white and male) or your out and on your tractor, bye alien.
Once you were alienated from God and were enemies in your minds because of your evil behavior. Colossians 1:21