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  • Hello, Frederick here!

    Hello my Christian friends. My name is Frederick, and I go to Golden Springs Baptist Church in Anniston, Alabama. My favorite bible verse is Ezra 4:3, and I came to find Jesus after my loving parents introduced me to Him the very day I was born. I hope I can become a good member of the Holy community we have here!
    God Bless You!

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    Re: Hello, Frederick here!

    Originally posted by GodBlessUs View Post
    Hello my Christian friends. My name is Frederick, and I go to Golden Springs Baptist Church in Anniston, Alabama. My favorite bible verse is Ezra 4:3, and I came to find Jesus after my loving parents introduced me to Him the very day I was born. I hope I can become a good member of the Holy community we have here!
    God Bless You!

    Hello Frederick!

    How many future Soldiers for Christ has your wife grunted out for you? What kind of hunting do you do in Anniston, AL? What firearm/round do you use?

    We want to get to know you!



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #3
      Re: Hello, Frederick here!

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Hello Frederick!

      How many future Soldiers for Christ has your wife grunted out for you? What kind of hunting do you do in Anniston, AL? What firearm/round do you use?

      We want to get to know you!



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      Hello there! My wife and I have 3 lovely boys, one of them 2 years old, and the other two are both 7. Since we live near a forest, Joseph (one of my sons) and I usually go hunting with Marlin 336XLR. (.30-30 Win)

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      • #4
        Re: Hello, Frederick here!

        Originally posted by GodBlessUs View Post
        Hello there! My wife and I have 3 lovely boys, one of them 2 years old, and the other two are both 7.
        I don't understand. Why are their no sons between them?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #5
          Re: Hello, Frederick here!

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          I don't understand. Why are their no sons between them?
          They were born in the same year.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello, Frederick here!

            Originally posted by GodBlessUs View Post
            Hello there! My wife and I have 3 lovely boys, one of them 2 years old, and the other two are both 7. Since we live near a forest, Joseph (one of my sons) and I usually go hunting with Marlin 336XLR. (.30-30 Win)
            Welcome!

            I'm sure by "lovely sons," you mean Soldiers for Christ. You are so very fortunate. I'm supposing that Joseph is your favorite son, since he's the only one you take hunting.

            I do hope that your twin Soldiers for Christ didn't touch naughty bits in the womb, and you and your wife have made sure they are not homosexuals. I will pray for you on this. Here is a thread that our sweet sister Mary started about her own journey with twins.
            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=89066

            Please tell me more about your wife. I'd love to have her over for pie, when you allow her to leave her duties for a few hours. I know Mr Holly rarely lets me cackle with the women, but sometimes I am rewarded.

            Again, welcome!

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              Re: Hello, Frederick here!

              God Bless Us? What kind of name is God Bless Us? Did you sneeze? Why you say "Us" and not "Me"?

              You have split personality?

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              • #8
                Re: Hello, Frederick here!

                Hello GodBlessUs.

                I like lever action rifles too I always feel like John Wayne. I am glad he changed his name from Marion to John.

                Thank you.

                Rusty
                Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello, Frederick here!

                  Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post
                  Welcome!

                  I'm sure by "lovely sons," you mean Soldiers for Christ. You are so very fortunate. I'm supposing that Joseph is your favorite son, since he's the only one you take hunting.

                  I do hope that your twin Soldiers for Christ didn't touch naughty bits in the womb, and you and your wife have made sure they are not homosexuals. I will pray for you on this. Here is a thread that our sweet sister Mary started about her own journey with twins.
                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=89066

                  Please tell me more about your wife. I'd love to have her over for pie, when you allow her to leave her duties for a few hours. I know Mr Holly rarely lets me cackle with the women, but sometimes I am rewarded.

                  Again, welcome!
                  Well, my wife is 34 years old, with blonde hair, and usually wears her "Power of Christ" shirt. Anything else you'd like to know?

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                    Re: Hello, Frederick here!

                    Originally posted by GodBlessUs View Post
                    Well, my wife is 34 years old, with blonde hair, and usually wears her "Power of Christ" shirt. Anything else you'd like to know?
                    Why isn't she wearing a smock or a dress? She does wear the proper effeminate clothes that a housewife should, doesn't she? You wouldn't want her to seduce rapists, would you? Or to be dressed in a way similar to you, as a man?
                    I'm very concerned.
                    Oh, and hello!
                    YIC
                    --Dria
                    But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello, Frederick here!

                      Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                      Why isn't she wearing a smock or a dress? She does wear the proper effeminate clothes that a housewife should, doesn't she? You wouldn't want her to seduce rapists, would you? Or to be dressed in a way similar to you, as a man?
                      I'm very concerned.
                      Oh, and hello!
                      YIC
                      --Dria
                      The Power of Christ shirt is a smock, it just says "Power of Christ" on it. Sorry, I forgot to mention that.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello, Frederick here!

                        Originally posted by GodBlessUs View Post
                        The Power of Christ shirt is a smock, it just says "Power of Christ" on it. Sorry, I forgot to mention that.
                        Ah, i see then, ha. That's sort of neat, then.
                        But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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