[Mike Benevolent]

Re: Good day.

Hello Mike.

First of all, get rid of that ESV PERversion of the Bible and get yourself a proper King James Version. See how in your quote it mentions "four living creatures" ? That should be four BEASTS! What else have they changed or watered down?

Second, don't listen to Unsaved Trash.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I shall brother. I myself am still Unsaved Trash although I am working hard to change this. Any advice for an aspiring soldier of Christ?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Good day.

I shall brother. I myself am still Unsaved Trash although I am working hard to change this. Any advice for an aspiring soldier of Christ?

Get a KJV Bible and read it cover-to-cover. SKIP NOTHING. Start at Genesis 1:1 and end at Revelation 22:21.

Keep in mind this is the LITERAL Word of God.

Have fun!

YiC,

Zech

[Mike Benevolent]

Re: Good day.

Well, that would be MRS Holly, but you are very welcome. As for the rest of your questions, I'm sure a Pastor will visit soon to help you with any questions you might have. In the meantime, I would suggest you just read, read, read, your KJV Bible (here's a great online link i use for finding scriptures http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/) and also spend time reading posts in the forums to know what is Godly here, and what is frowned upon.

Yours in Christ,

Holly

I do sincerely apologize Mrs Holly, I did not mean to shame you by insinuating that you weren't married. Thank you for the link I shall, I find there are a lot of godless people that tarnish posts with filth, clogging up useful posts with satanic nonsense.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Good day.

...I have fought men...

Friend, we're interested in your sins. Surely you don't think fighting men is a sin? Maybe if you fought women, that might make you guilty of being a sissy or a coward, but I don't see any problem with you laying a Godly beating on a man if he happens to insult you or your football team.

[Mike Benevolent]

Re: Good day.

Friend, we're interested in your sins. Surely you don't think fighting men is a sin? Maybe if you fought women, that might make you guilty of being a sissy or a coward, but I don't see any problem with you laying a Godly beating on a man if he happens to insult you or your football team.

Well I had a short temper before I found Jesus, I will be the first to admit I lashed out for things that could have been solved with a conversation or by simply walking away; instead I resorted to violence. I figured that seeings I feel guilty about it, it must be a sin of some kind.

[Mike Benevolent]

Re: Good day.

I am also still waiting for a Pastor to comment on my chances of being accepted into the kingdom of heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good day.

Well frankly the odds are not good. The Holy Bible tells us that on the first day the Jesus returns, He's going to slay a third of the earth's population. One Third! And frankly, I'm not convinced of your sincerity in repenting of all the degenerate sin that you've been wallowing in. Without repentance, there can be no Salvation(c).

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[Mike Benevolent]

Re: Good day.

Well frankly the odds are not good. The Holy Bible tells us that on the first day the Jesus returns, He's going to slay a third of the earth's population. One Third! And frankly, I'm not convinced of your sincerity in repenting of all the degenerate sin that you've been wallowing in. Without repentance, there can be no Salvation©.

So how would I repent? Simply list my wrong doings and apologize? is there ritual? Must I complete a task?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Good day.

Well I had a short temper before I found Jesus, I will be the first to admit I lashed out for things that could have been solved with a conversation or by simply walking away; instead I resorted to violence. I figured that seeings I feel guilty about it, it must be a sin of some kind.

Feelings are no indication of sin, dear. Why, do you see any indication that these people feel guilt for rejecting the temporary sacrifice of our LORD? They look positively proud.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good day.

So how would I repent? Simply list my wrong doings and apologize? is there ritual? Must I complete a task?

Step one: Read the KJV Bible from cover to cover.

Step two: Beg Jesus to take charge of your life. On your knees.

Step three: Promise Him that you will repent of your perversions and sins.

Step four: Get washed in His Blood.

Step five: Tithe robustly to God's favorite church.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Good day.

Well I had a short temper before I found Jesus, I will be the first to admit I lashed out for things that could have been solved with a conversation or by simply walking away; instead I resorted to violence. I figured that seeings I feel guilty about it, it must be a sin of some kind.

You might be right, but I've found it's always good to use the following rule of thumb:

Whenever I find myself feeling guilty, I ask myself, "Am I feeling guilty because of something some feminist or Democrat said to me?"

If the answer is yes, I immediately stop feeling guilty.

The only things that should make you feel guilty are the things you read in the Bible!