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  • Habib Nay Nay
    Unsaved trash, drunk on Fosters Lager
    • Apr 2013
    • 19

    #1

    Allah be with us all

    I am habib nay nay and i found Allah at the age of 14 while rolling down a dune in the hot season. since that day i have been serving my merciful protector by drilling for oil in the desert to supply my turkafganmegastani comrades with oil to process into explosive materials to serve Allahs will.

    Allah has sent me here to spread his good name during these hard times of american bombings and increasing oppressive american film industry. I would love to establish trade agreements with american pigs so they can appease their eternal lust for oil. i apologies for sounding anti american but my grandmother was just bombed by a american earlier today and i have to stop my other grandmothers from being bombed by spreading good will through oil and us sending humanitarian aid to america.
    Durka Durka!
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: Allah be with us all

    Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
    I am habib nay nay and i found Allah at the age of 14 while rolling down a dune in the hot season. since that day i have been serving my merciful protector by drilling for oil in the desert to supply my turkafganmegastani comrades with oil to process into explosive materials to serve Allahs will.

    Allah has sent me here to spread his good name during these hard times of american bombings and increasing oppressive american film industry. I would love to establish trade agreements with american pigs so they can appease their eternal lust for oil. i apologies for sounding anti american but my grandmother was just bombed by a american earlier today and i have to stop my other grandmothers from being bombed by spreading good will through oil and us sending humanitarian aid to america.
    How many underage wives do you have?

    Is there alot of your own poop under your fingernails on your left hand?

    Are you currently wearing a vest made out of TNT?
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    • Habib Nay Nay
      Unsaved trash, drunk on Fosters Lager
      • Apr 2013
      • 19

      #3
      Re: Allah be with us all

      i have one wife and 13 children. I have no poop under my fingernails and i don't wear vests so no. If you also need to know i earn $900,000 (USA dollar) a year for supplying Americans with fuel for their vehicles. your probably running on my juice right now, have more respect for the man that helps run your Godly country.
      Durka Durka!

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: Allah be with us all

        Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
        If you also need to know i earn $900,000 (USA dollar) a year for supplying Americans with fuel for their vehicles.
        So, you work in a gas station?

        Is this you?
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        • Habib Nay Nay
          Unsaved trash, drunk on Fosters Lager
          • Apr 2013
          • 19

          #5
          Re: Allah be with us all

          no i mostly sit in a office above my family's ancestral properties. If i earn that much money as a worker at a gas station i would ensure all my brothers were employed in such a fruitful job. unforgettably my brothers must toil to fuel your cars. We have improved pay greatly in my nation but unforgettably we must toil more to ensure our delivered american brothers get their oils.
          Durka Durka!

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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #6
            Re: Allah be with us all

            Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
            no i mostly sit in a office above my family's ancestral properties. If i earn that much money as a worker at a gas station i would ensure all my brothers were employed in such a fruitful job. unforgettably my brothers must toil to fuel your cars. We have improved pay greatly in my nation but unforgettably we must toil more to ensure our delivered american brothers get their oils.
            You have a floating office? Is it on a flying carpet? Where exactly is this "nation" of yours? My Googler can't seem to find it. Also, you might want to spend some of that $900,000.00 on a new computer, there's something wrong with the SHIFT key on the one you're using right now.
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            • Habib Nay Nay
              Unsaved trash, drunk on Fosters Lager
              • Apr 2013
              • 19

              #7
              Re: Allah be with us all

              The reason their was a problem with my shift key was because i did not click it.... I am merely attacking the language the Englishmen speak i am sorry for any grievance. we do not constrain our self by the efficiency of certain technological items but our kinship and family as we all walk in Allah's guidance. the reason my nation may not appear in your Google is because we are classed as a puppet state of another larger nation and do not attract much media attention.
              Durka Durka!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22378

                #8
                Re: Allah be with us all

                Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
                i earn $900,000 (USA dollar) a year
                No you don't. Stop being a liar and become an honest Christian instead!

                Proverbs 12:22 "Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight."
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Habib Nay Nay
                  Unsaved trash, drunk on Fosters Lager
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 19

                  #9
                  Re: Allah be with us all

                  Not many people where i come from even have internet access, their is money to be gained in the oil industry much like your mining industry. The reason i earn so much despite the lack of financial sustainability in my nation is because of foreign interest in the products that we export. Since the demand for oil is growing in western nation and the product remains costly we are able to afford larger payments for certain products.
                  Durka Durka!

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                  • Russell Holbeck
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 735

                    #10
                    Re: Allah be with us all

                    Hello Habib Nay Nay.

                    Are you sure you are not an aboriginal I had one that worked for me and you type like him he ate kangaroo meat. He drank a lot of whiskey then he died I think his liver quit working.

                    Also Mohamet was not a prophet he was a person who tried to rewrite the Bible but he could not remember everything. He should have bought a new Bible they are not expensive.

                    Thank you.

                    Rusty
                    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                    • Habib Nay Nay
                      Unsaved trash, drunk on Fosters Lager
                      • Apr 2013
                      • 19

                      #11
                      Re: Allah be with us all

                      I am sorry but i have never heard what a "kangaroo" is. Would you be willing to inform me sometime? I am shocked and that you do not understand the true story of my prophet. my prophet traveled far and wide to help the people and spread his word to a once barbaric and tribal lands.

                      Durka Durka!

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #12
                        Re: Allah be with us all

                        Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
                        I am sorry but i have never heard what a "kangaroo" is. Would you be willing to inform me sometime? I am shocked and that you do not understand the true story of my prophet. my prophet traveled far and wide to help the people and spread his word to a once barbaric and tribal lands.

                        Osambo is your prophet?



                        YiC,

                        Zech
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                        • Habib Nay Nay
                          Unsaved trash, drunk on Fosters Lager
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 19

                          #13
                          Re: Allah be with us all

                          I once met with barrack Obama to discuss oil deals as shown in the former comment.We also discussed the topic of us sending america aid during its time of crisis during the protest at wall street. We were worried that our american brothers were suffering but Obama clarified that the nation is fine and does not need our help but insisted that we continue oil trade to help maintain the american economy.

                          i will re-attach for ease of access.

                          Durka Durka!

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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #14
                            Re: Allah be with us all

                            Originally posted by Habib Nay Nay View Post
                            I once met with barrack Obama to discuss oil deals as shown in the former comment.We also discussed the topic of us sending america aid during its time of crisis during the protest at wall street. We were worried that our american brothers were suffering but Obama clarified that the nation is fine and does not need our help but insisted that we continue oil trade to help maintain the american economy.

                            i will re-attach for ease of access.

                            Why is Joe Mantegna standing next to Obama in a dress and what is that thing on his chin, is it a chin hat? Was that taken on Halloween?
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                            Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                            • Habib Nay Nay
                              Unsaved trash, drunk on Fosters Lager
                              • Apr 2013
                              • 19

                              #15
                              Re: Allah be with us all

                              I do not worship Obama, he is a trade partner nothing more. we need to support our american brothers since our country are so different but so alike.I understand that the american Mitt Romney sent an adviser to seek extended oil contract with the middle east.
                              Durka Durka!

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