Hello from Australia

[Susie]

Hi all!
I'm the new girl in town just wanting to say a big hello to you all!
A bit about me:
Yes, I know what your all thinking - another Drunken-Australien™! Dispite all the foul drunk people on this godless rock, I am a Christian, 19 year old girl looking for a way out of this country. I wish to find a traditional American, Baptist husband whom I can cook, clean and make Christ's soldiers with. My darling father has taught me to never inncolent or disobey orders. If I step out of line, I hope for a husband that will correct my wrong doing so that I can become a better wife.

May I ask for assistance of a godly sister in this forum to help me find a suitable match.

Thank you all, Susie.

[tLakota]

Re: Hello from Australia

This is the wrong category. We'd love to here more about you, like what you do for fun, and your favorite bible verse. But if you want to find love, and a husband, you'll need a moderator to move this to the Christian Singles section.

Nice to meet another teenager!

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Hello from Australia

Hello from Australia

Leave

[Kit San Diego]

Re: Hello from Australia

I wish to find a traditional American, Baptist husband whom I can cook, clean and make Christ's soldiers with.

THIS JUST IN: KIT SAN DIEGO DIGS THE CUT OF YOUR JIB. MAYBE SOME TIME YOU WANNA GET TOGETHER FOR A DRINK. WE'LL HAVE MORE DETAILS AS THIS STORY UNFOLDS.

NOW WE TURN TO OUR OWN KWAN JI LYNN AND HER IN-DEPTH REPORT ON HOUSE PLANTS: THEY LOOK PRETTY AND HARMLESS, BUT CAN THESE DECORATIONS MURDER YOUR FAMILY?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Australia

Hi all!
I'm the new girl in town just wanting to say a big hello to you all!
A bit about me:
Yes, I know what your all thinking - another Drunken-Australien™! Dispite all the foul drunk people on this godless rock, I am a Christian, 19 year old girl looking for a way out of this country. I wish to find a traditional American, Baptist husband whom I can cook, clean and make Christ's soldiers with. My darling father has taught me to never inncolent or disobey orders. If I step out of line, I hope for a husband that will correct my wrong doing so that I can become a better wife.

May I ask for assistance of a godly sister in this forum to help me find a suitable match.

Thank you all, Susie.

Welcome sweet child. May I ask what church you attend? Or do they even have churches on that Godless island? Do you have any Bible verse that you favor? What about your cooking? What's your specialty?

Please look around our Godly forum. Don't be shy about asking if you have any questions. You can contact me privately via the email at the bottom of this post.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Hello from Australia

Sorry to hear you are stuck down there. You must feel you are wasting your life.

Tell me, what do you think of Hill-Song and Catholic World Youth day?

[Susie]

Re: Hello from Australia

Thank you for your kind words tLakota, it's great to have another teenager on this forum. My favorite bible verse is Psalms 37:12-13. Activities I enjoy are horse riding (side-saddle of corse!), cooking - my mother is teaching me me to cook a fantastic pot roast! and helping my father tinker with his Hummer (those wheels are heavy!).

Wash O'Hanley - I completely understand your negativity towards an Australian as they are stereotypically foul. I promise not to pester you and given time perhaps I can change your mind about me.

Kit San Diego - Your a very funny man, you made me laugh! If I ever enter your Godly country, I would be happy to catch up for a drink.

Pastor Ezekiel - Thank you for your kind welcome. We have a few Baptist Churches in Australia, but I am afraid that they are too 'modern' for my dear Fathers liking. He has taken me under my wing and teaches me the bible and how to behave as a good woman, I owe everything to him. We have a prayer closet which I visit regularly. He has instructed me to come to this forum to be further educated by Godly brothers and sisters. I just hope my stay here is welcomed despite my race. As mentioned to tLakota, my favorite verse is Psalms 37:12-13, it makes me remember that God will not pity those who sin. I love making a good pot roast that my mother has taught me, I still have a long way to go to reach her cooking standards.

Herr_Doktor Phd. - Australia is not too bad, my family makes the best out of what we have and try not to whine about it. My Father has always wanted the best for me which includes finding a kind Baptist American husband. I am not too familiar with Hill-Song, but I hear that they do great things for humanity. I am always a big fan of those who put in many hours of charitable work for the less fortunate, it is very inspirational. Unfortunately, it is hours dive to Sydney. As for the Catholic World Youth day, the very thought churns my stomach!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Australia

Pastor Ezekiel - Thank you for your kind welcome. ...... I just hope my stay here is welcomed despite my race. ....

What race is that?

And exactly how old are you?

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Hello from Australia

So dear, when are you planning to tithe?

[Susie]

Re: Hello from Australia

What race is that?

And exactly how old are you?

My race is white Australian, it is the Australian part which I am worried about. I am 19 years old. If you are referring to the birthday I used when registering, I wasn't taking that form too seriously, I'm sorry if that has offended. You can change it if it's important, I am not sure how too. My birthday is September 10, 1988.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Hello from Australia

September 10, 1988.

September 10th? I guess you're going to tell us your middle name is Hussein, too.

[Susie]

Re: Hello from Australia

No, it's Lucy. I'm not sure what your trying to get at?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Australia

My race is white Australian, it is the Australian part which I am worried about. I am 19 years old. If you are referring to the birthday I used when registering, I wasn't taking that form too seriously, I'm sorry if that has offended. You can change it if it's important, I am not sure how too. My birthday is September 10, 1988.

People from Austria aren't white. But since you have access to a computer and are capable of typing something that resembles American English (God's favorite language) then I'll assume you are an abo.

The only trouble I forsee with you posting here is that we have a rule against posting drunk. My understanding is that no one on your God forsaken rock is ever sober.

Anyway, do you have your Husband's permission to be posting here?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hello from Australia

Greetings, symmetry , and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. Please take a few moments to review the following list and unburden your household and person of any items you may own that are on it:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.

[Susie]

Re: Hello from Australia

There are many white people in Australia, my parents, parents, parents were from England which migrated to Australia many years ago. As far as I'm aware, they were sent here as spiritual guidance leaders to the convicts. I am not an Aboriginal, they are mainly located in the northern and central parts of Australia. I have never touched a drop of alcohol because my Father says it turns nice girls into whores. I do not have a husband, I come here in hope to find a good American husband, my Fathers wishes for me.