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  • Uncertain
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    Under Investigation
    • May 2013
    • 2

    #1

    Hello, I am Uncertain.

    Greetings,

    I have a 'son' that I found on street 12 years ago. He is black, Jew, plays video games, masturbates, says that "we do not need guns" and phrases "thou shall not kill". He is some kind of half-breed between an Arab and black hooker.

    How do I handle this situation?

    Regards,

    Uncertain
  • Mary Thompson
    True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2013
    • 653

    #2
    Re: Hello, I am Uncertain.

    I am so tired of this "introduction", please read the instructions at the top of the screen (You can't see it? it says Introduction Forum) After introducing yourself, you can ask for any advice on anything else.

    YiC
    Mary Thompson.
    Thinking of Abortion?
    That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
    Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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    • Uncertain
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • May 2013
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Hello, I am Uncertain.

      Did I not say, I quote:
      "Hello, I am Uncertain."?

      Why would you not help a fellow Christian in need? Is it not what Christians do?

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      • ChuckLangley
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • May 2013
        • 32

        #4
        Re: Hello, I am Uncertain.

        I believe Mrs. Thompson is referring to the rest of the instructions. "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

        You succeeded in the first part, try following the entire set of instructions and see if that does not help resolve this issue. I'm sure after a proper introduction people will be more than happy to help.

        God Bless

        Chuck Langley

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        • Mary Thompson
          True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2013
          • 653

          #5
          Re: Hello, I am Uncertain.

          Originally posted by Uncertain View Post
          Did I not say, I quote:
          "Hello, I am Uncertain."?

          Why would you not help a fellow Christian in need? Is it not what Christians do?
          It is obvious you do not read instructions, never mind for now, I would advise you to give the Negro kid in your house a King James Bible 1611.
          Thinking of Abortion?
          That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
          Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #6
            Re: Hello, I am Uncertain.

            Originally posted by Uncertain View Post
            Did I not say, I quote:
            "Hello, I am Uncertain."?

            Why would you not help a fellow Christian in need? Is it not what Christians do?
            You are obviously not a Christian but a Troll out to get a cheap laugh at our most cherished beliefs

            You people make me sick

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Elijah Mee, PhD
              True Christian™ Brainiac
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2013
              • 538

              #7
              Re: Hello, I am Uncertain.

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              You are obviously not a Christian but a Troll out to get a cheap laugh at our most cherished beliefs

              You people make me sick

              YIC


              This is exactly why I love my signature. I can just direct these fags straight to it!
              But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

              The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
              Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
              "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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