suitable tools to beat people

[young johnathan]

I would like to get some ideas on suitable tools to beat people who have not come to the lord. I have been using a large metal wooden spoon but it is currently not doing as much injury as I would have hoped.

Regards,
young Johnathan

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: suitable tools to beat people

Why do you have so much hate, young friend? What is the problem?

Might I suggest that you cast aside your anger:

Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.

Can you cure a rectalsexual man of his affliction by hitting him in the face with a large metal wooden spoon many times? Well, maybe, but it is far more Christian to direct him to the Bible where he will learn of his fiery fate should he not change his ways. Be a force for change through love and compassion, friend, not violence!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: suitable tools to beat people

I would like to get some ideas on suitable tools to beat people who have not come to the lord. I have been using a large metal wooden spoon but it is currently not doing as much injury as I would have hoped.

Regards,
young Johnathan

I wouldn't worry too much about that since the Scriptures simply state that any old "rod for the fool's back" (Proverbs 26:3) is good enough. But I'd generally recommend a good crow bar for keeping the blacks away in the bad parts of town. And if anyone gives you looks for walking down the street with a crow bar, at least you'll have a good reason why.

Pastor Ed

[young johnathan]

Re: suitable tools to beat people

Thankyou for your replies.

I don't have hatred, it's more of a case of wanting to keep people in line. Referring to this verse:
Proverbs 13:24

Whoever spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is diligent to discipline him.



I will look into some crow bars to purchase.

[James Hutchins]

Re: suitable tools to beat people

I would like to get some ideas on suitable tools to beat people who have not come to the lord. I have been using a large metal wooden spoon but it is currently not doing as much injury as I would have hoped.

Regards,
young Johnathan

Injury? What, did you get blisters?

The Bible makes no mention of spoons for correction. Mostly iron rod and stones. I do not think flinging soup will teach a child proper behavior.

[James Hutchins]

Re: suitable tools to beat people

Thankyou for your replies.

I don't have hatred, it's more of a case of wanting to keep people in line. Referring to this verse:
Proverbs 13:24

Whoever spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is diligent to discipline him.

I will look into some crow bars to purchase.

A crow bar is not an rod. You need to read your Bible more before implementing it. That is like a fluffy bunny Christian telling us God loves everyone. You have to read and follow the ENTIRE book for it to have any value.