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Hi,
My name is Lex, I live in Brazil, and I go to a Baptist church named IBAB.
I am here because I have questions.
My name is Lex, I live in Brazil, and I go to a Baptist church named IBAB.
I am here because I have questions.
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Re: Brazil Baptist
Welcome Lex!Originally posted by LexOnhn View Post
If you have questions, there is this awesome answer book...it's called the BIBLE!
GLORY!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Brazil Baptist
So what are these questions? You will find that the combination of the Bible(KJV1611) and the incisive mind of a True Christian(tm) from a First World nation make for an information rich environment.Originally posted by LexOnhn View Post
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: Brazil Baptist
Welcome, LexOnhn!
The Word of God has answers to every question, but if you don't mind, I have some questions of my own.
Is it true you eat monkey brains? Do they give you free Brazil nuts for living in Brazil? Does everyone there sniff cocaine like they do in Columbia and Hollywood? Have you ever been eaten by a snake? Do you wear a loincloth to church, or just go naked? Are there any non-brown people in Brazil? Does your church give sermons in God's tongue (English) or in some unworthy heathen tongue? Is Hugo Chavez still the president?
Sorry, I know that's a lot of questions to ask all at once, so please forgive my rambling tongue.
But anyway, welcome! May the Lord smile upon you, even if it might be hard to see Him down there in the deep, dark jungle.For every sinner who burns in Hell, there's a little more room for the rest of us in Heaven.
Hosea 13:11 Nahum 1:6 Isaiah 34:10 Revelation 14:11 Matthew 5:19Comment
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Re: Brazil Baptist
Are you a nigra? What do you do for a living, pick bananas? Please tell us about yourself.Originally posted by LexOnhn View Post
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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